The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

The family dog was still alive, and not only was he being unusually cuddly with me, he was extremely interested in something he smelled on my breath.

[Mastery]

THIS DREAM WILL BE SPLIT INTO TWO SECTIONS: THE DREAM AND THE ALL-TOO-REAL

THE DREAM

Pretty short. It was basically based around a new animated series made by the people who animated arthur, in much the same artstyle but with humans instead of animals. Also it switched to live action at some point but that's just dreams being inconsistent as always.

It started off with this guy being hassled by two unruly fellows and scaring them away with two ancient monsters, one of them being medusa (or to put it simply, medusa's giant, translucent head clipping through the floor). After scaring them off, the ancient monsters (I couldn't recognize the other one but apparently it was female they were both greek) became more normal and humanlike. Apparently the whole concept was 4 guys living with 4 greek mythological figures as roommates. I saw that the normal guys were all male and the greek creatures were all female and that rubbed me the wrong way.

Later I was on a schoolbus for some reason and this girl was telling me that I should give the show another chance because it's really quite good. So I did. Episode 2 involved a colloseum event where all 4 of the greek creatures (one of which was actually just a female Perseus) had to fight. FemPerseus ended up winning all on her own. Medusa thanked her but Perseus was trying her best to remain polite while also basically saying "I didn't do it for YOU." Then in her hand she held two silver coins for Charon, and they were like we need a third, and gates opened, with the characters all looking on at their next target. I was impressed with the fight scenes, but unfortunately my dream ended there.

THE ALL-TOO-REAL

This is called that because it wasn't REALLY a dream. My mom barged into the room yelling at me to wake up. I woke up with my pillow to the side of my head and my arms crossed against my chest like a sarcophagus. My head was tilted to my left so I tried making myself look straight upwards at the ceiling but instead my head went all the way to the right. I could barely breathe. I couldn't speak. My mom kept nudging me and poking my side to get me to wake up. It frustrated me, she needed to be rougher and pick me up. Eventually I managed to get myself moving again and woke up. I got up to get ready and-

I woke up with my pillow to the side of my head and my arms crossed against my chest like a sarcophagus. My head was tilted to my left so I tried making myself look straight upwards at the ceiling but instead my head went all the way to the right. I immediately knew what was coming so I shot straight out and sat up straight as an arrow. Then-

I woke up with my pillow to the side of my head and my arms crossed against my chest like a sarcophagus. My head was tilted to my left so I tried making myself look straight upwards at the ceiling but instead my head went all the way to the right. I could barely breathe. I couldn't speak. My sister was sent to wake me up. As she approached I tried to yell HELP ME with all my might but it came out very faint, so faint that only I could hear it. She did the same nudging thing but I managed to muscle myself through it. I saw my brother wearing one of my shirts (had Luke from Tales of The Abyss on it). Before I could get angry though-

I woke up with my pillow to the side of my head and my arms crossed against my chest like a sarcophagus. My head was tilted to my left so I tried making myself look straight upwards at the ceiling but instead my head went all the way to the right. I could barely breathe. I couldn't speak. I tried yelling out "help me!" but nobody was there to hear. Eventually I got up, and then-

I woke up with my pillow to the side of my head and my arms crossed against my chest like a sarcophagus. My head was tilted to my left so I tried making myself look straight upwards at the ceiling but instead my head went all the way to the right. I could barely breathe. I couldn't speak. I caught on to the loop. I knew I had to get up completely. I heard my mom yelling my name. I used all my strength and got up, but I almost swung too far forward. I opened my eyes. I barely had any control and my vision was unfocused, fading in and out. I swung to my side and used muscle memory to grab my water bottle. Tried drinking some. spilled a lot. Not enough. Bottle empty. You know how you technically always see your nose but your brain ignores it? Yeah that wasn't happening. I saw my nose in immaculate detail. It wasn't even where you can focus on the tip of your nose. I couldn't ignore it, my nose took up the entire side of my vision. None of that stuff where if you only see it in one eye it's basically transparent. I tried to get out of bed but it was all in swinging motions. I used the table to steady myself and stand up. I swung to my left and caught myself before I fell completely on the table I keep my TV on. Then-

I woke up with my pillow to the side of my head and my arms crossed against my chest like a sarcophagus. My head was tilted to my left so I tried making myself look straight upwards at the ceiling but instead my head went all the way to the right. I could barely breathe. I couldn't speak. My mom burst in YELLING at me to get up. Things were slightly different. The edge of my blanket was laid across my throat, and it felt slightly heavy. I tried to muster out the words "Help me" again. All I could get out was "hel" over and over. My mom didn't hear me until she came all the way over. I couldn't even react, I was stuck in broken record mode. She tried nudging and poking, didn't work, then SHE got frustrated. Tried to hear what I was saying, felt my head, then pulled my arm off my chest and shook me. Then she pulled my arm a little more and that's when I totally broke free. She yelled at me "stop acting!" and I told her I couldn't move but she was in a hurry so she didn't say anything and left. And... so far as I know, that was the real one, my final, real awakening.

And that's my struggle with sleep paralysis. I've been having it for a while but that was the worst instance.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

2spooky

[Tails82]

So there was this huge college/airport/4 lane highway complex that also appeared to take up the space of a neighboring town. My dad lost his keys and pretty much the whole dream was me looking around on the floor for them, until I saw a Japanese tourist handing them over to the lost and found.

[Tails82]

I wrote a detailed my little pony adventure that was in 5 parts, but I only got to 2 parts and they were on dream paper. Part 2 was where the ponies realized they were immortal fictional concepts while the real world inevitably moved on and forgot about them, so they would live forever in an abandoned world without any further adventures, only the purposeless misery of an eternal living hell set before them. Suicide attempts, predictably, were not effective. How the ponies got out of this one, I cannot say, for parts 3-5 of my epic were left unfinished. Maxine Waters interrupted my time and helped her friends cheat in Pokemon Shuffle.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Something about an extremely pornographic book called "The First Mercer" being turned into a movie, and I was weirded out to learn that the book was an early 19th century romance novel about some rich dude who falls madly in love with a woman old enough to be his grandmother.

Yeah.

[Tails82]

I got an interview at a place called Graham Publishing, and its logo was a bell because the joke is it's the graham bell. The place wasn't like a building, it was more like an illogical dream place with an open ceiling and it was very bright and pretty. Half forest, half office. Markiplier was there. The first step was the guy immediately told me there were no positions open this year. So idk why they held an interview.

Then I'm off to look at some scenery and have to go through a bunch of bees. Some of them get in my hair but none seem to want to sting me. I climb up a small hill along a curvy path with a lot of arrows. There's some house with a pool but nobody's home. I get to see a sunset over the lake. Then it's back through the bees and to some basketball game held by my elementary school.

[Tails82]

About a week ago I transformed into Carnage at the mall from a power-up, so even though I hadn't done nothin' the authorities wanted to arrest me. I ended up hiding in a bunch of these foam-filled blocks, which were stacked up in towers in this room for some reason. I made a little den in one of the towers with a crack so I could look outside and see if the cops were still hangin' out. I got away from them I guess, even though I was afraid they were gonna find me with dogs or use security cameras. They couldn't identify me by sight since the power-up wore off. It turns out they had bigger concerns for the time being, including these bad dudes and this guy who wanted to kill me. He chased me through a few rooms on the other end of the mall, finding my hiding spots so I think he had a tracker on me or something. But I got away and crossed the street to this old auto shop, and then I don't remember what happened.

[Tails82]

I went to jail in an alternate timeline in 2008 because I had put on the wrong pants that morning and those pants belonged to a bad guy, which meant I got blamed. They emptied my pockets at the jail and it had a bunch of weapons and grenades and stuff in them. Adding to the intrigue, a Gamefaqs mod had conspired to frame me. I had to prove my innocence but they totally wouldn't let me talk to the outside world and also treated all the prisoners bad. I got 5 animal crackers as meals. Eventually this resulted in prisoner action - we lined up and just kept walking towards the door. The guards warned they would shoot but then didn't. We walked outside but were still well within the prison, and noticed a baseball field, so our list of demands was that we just wanted to play baseball. It was here that I also negotiated Ally as my contact with the outside world. Soon enough my name was cleared and the timeline corrected.

Then I was walking outside some city at night and went into a semi-fancy, red carpet building for lawyers or something. Inside there was a big crystal head of Denzel Washington behind a glass case. The head would either stretch or shrink depending on which angle you were looking at it. Then the owners of the restaurant on the ground floor got a visit by this dude who was rubbing his hands together greedily and telling them if they didn't pay their debts, he would hollow the place out and replace it with a Burger King. As I was leaving down the hall, I got caught between them again as he pointed to a Burger King drink cup and told them one more time, "Remember, Burger King!" with a menacing smile. Back outside, I realized that I had not, in fact, reconciled the timelines and I was now on an unknown third path, with the guy who framed me still at large.

[Tails82]

Last week:

Going around high school asking people how to activate some Nintendo account. I found my locker the first time but not the second time. Also there was an Xbox store in the cafeteria.

I got lost driving around some maze of a city so I went into a tunnel and got tunnel boy to dig me a way out.

[Tails82]

There was also one I had from a while ago that involved searching Wario's mansion for a missing child.

[Tails82]

A few weeks ago I was collecting moon sprites in the land opposite of Delfino.

A few days ago I went on a small trip to "family" I'd never seen before, thought it would be for the weekend, but went on longer. There was something haunted in their field...I also got a new car and went through a drive-in supermarket complex. An obligatory car chase happened there but I don't remember for what purpose. I also remember an academic library/study area where everyone was quiet but then they whispered and the whispers got intense and it would gradually drive you insane. I ran out screaming in a daze and ended up attacking a woman and her rabbit with an iron, burning one of her eyes off and I was wondering what I'd do to dump the body once I killed her. But then I remember waking up from "wait a minute, this is a dream isn't it" and also the shock of attempted murder.

[Tails82]

Last week:

1) A multiple-paths horror game that involved the owner of a haunted estate. At one point I was heading down a tunnel and then had to run away from a wave of bloody water mixed with bodies. Some of the bodies washed up and attacked me so I killed them off. Some of them didn't, but I killed them to be safe. Later in the game the body count held that they were innocent spirits (oops). I also remember being shrunk down and trying not to fall off a bookshelf. At the end you'd talk to the owner and try to save his soul. You then go up a few stairs and through a door, into the brighter starting room. There doesn't seem to be a happy ending here. One time he remained sitting in a rocking chair which then revolved into the other side of the wall. When I went through the door to find him, I opened a cabinet on the other side of the wall and a creepy big black-eyed body sized doll fell on me. He turned into this because he lost his soul. One time I convinced him to walk through the door with me, but then he died and his skeletal corpse fell on me (signifying he kept his soul but the door had some sort of time warp as well and it killed him). Then as you walked through the room to the sun outside, you'd have piles of dead bodies or those creepy dolls depending on how many people you killed in the run and if they had their souls or not.

2) Playing this really dumb game where you poked the TV screen with a pole in time to the beat. It very obviously banged up the TV and damaged it. I laughed because the kid playing it in front of me got mad and yelled "this game is for scrotums!"

Last night:

I was walking down town where I work and had a big ol' video camera with me. idk. I got tired of carrying it because it was heavy, so I set it down but then decided to go back for it. Then I went down the main street and into some house that only existed in a dream. A few Sonic characters were in there along with some bald weirdo who sat in an evil chair - one arm had a shield on it pointing down, while another pointed up to his eye and had a yellow cat eyeball shape. He attached his head to this part and viewed battles and stuff. I disconnected it and told him to get lost. The next step was to reverse engineer the evil chair for intel, but then something happened on the table and Tails responded with earrape screaming and beating stuff to bits with a rolled up newspaper. I went back to my laptop and Knuckles offered to go out and get some milk.

[Tails82]

Playin Zombies Ate My Neighbors level 22

[Tails82]

1) The power went out and I lived in a car for a few nights. Then I went to the moon and they had moved my high school up there, the power was on and I upgraded to a moon car. I drove around in that for a while searching the library, which was on the outskirts of town.

2) There was a movie midnight with I dunno, some college group, the guy hosting it says it's late when there's only like 10 minutes left and we'll watch it tomorrow. When I asked why, he said walk and talk with him, he goes into the bathroom. I'm like uhh...I don't wanna stand in there and talk with him but don't wanna leave either if he's trying to ditch me. I end up pretending to go, but then he keeps talking and sticks his head through the stall door to look at me. Weirdo.

3) Zombies happened, also I was off away from home somewhere and it would involve following directions via the sun to get home. People end up getting around via a series of trampolines and the zombies try to use them, sometimes get someone in midair but mostly knock into each other. Then I try to cross a river with a duck and Elaine from Seinfeld is there too.