The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

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A few I forget. A few nights ago I had this one that I can't believe took place within just 20 minutes, since it felt like this long drawn-out story but I was only asleep within that much time. Like I was on a trip and saw some sights but then at one point I get stuck in this junky yard, which was not fun because there was this cardboard box or something where if you got anywhere near it, you would feel like you were getting hit in random parts of your body. And that was no fun because it felt real. So we're about to leave when all of a sudden this gang of dudes comes up banging metal pipes as they approach and they got razor blades and all these nice things, they wanna fight us for reasons I forget. Anyway we kinda run and/or fight them off and then someone in our party levels up and gets a blue cloak and a Sailor Moon upgrade sequence and a scythe and a sick nasty theme song to go with it. I didn't stay asleep long enough for what next cuz I woke up after that.

Last night I remember from the point Ganon is introduced but I guess is not evil, because to get past the defenses on this tower he had to be pure of heart and whatever and not want to right anybody before the bridge appeared. Then I played an 8-bit football game with blue team and red team but also the ZAMN giant baby on the field, so I defeated that first and the rest of the game was me throwing footballs at the little helmet dudes on the field.

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That dream where you have half an hour til you wake up so you wake up at least 3 times in dream world and probably a few times checking the clock. I almost got out the door 2 times before waking up each time, or waking up into another dream. Fun.

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I had no pants on and had to find them, but I also lived in this giant abandoned city I guess because I had no idea where I was going and it's a big maze of elevators and rooms. I did find them eventually. Then a group of bandits attacked my dad and he fought them off with a circular saw, but then tripped on the cord backing up and fell on it across his spine. I thought he was dead but no. That's a lousy way to wake up.

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Another recurring high school dream where I forget what class I'm supposed to be in and where my locker is. Early morning I spent wandering around until a break and talked about it with friends, I did eventually find a locker that responded to me. Unfortunately it looked like it had some cursed purple fumes coming out of it and was up to no good. I didn't remember the combination but there was this ghostly automaton who kept guard, when he opens the door to ask for the combination I just force my way in and grab a book. This is bad because he then follows me down the hall and freaks the hell out of me until I give him the book back and say sorry. Then he turns back to the locker without a word.

Then went to ask somebody who turned out to be my first grade teacher. She hands me a collection of numbers which I think is the locker number and combination mushed together but I'm not sure. Also she rips it from the back of this old book and rips the number in half horizontally, but got the other half and then was off to get something done.

The combination turns out to be the least of my problems because now, when I open up the locker there's a woman encased in a crystal slab and more combination locks to turn. I don't have the numbers for either of these but give it a try anyway. It does not go well as I awaken her, but all grey and haunted and such. She floats over and chases me down the hall with a knife, I'm not thrilled of course but then she speaks kinda robotically that she's just going to scrape some skin cells off of me for DNA verification that it's my locker. She grabs my left hand and brushes the knife up my arm, I don't feel a thing. Then she mentions my wrist and before I know it I have 3 bloody knife slashes across my wrist and I wake up with pain in my left wrist.

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Last Monday I had another one of those dreams waking up early and getting ready for work multiple times. After a few go-rounds it turns into a dream where my work is I'm a secret agent and I'm stuck in this town run by the villain. I can try and escape across the valley, but they have lookouts and every other prisoner of his that tried to leave on foot ended up getting tracked down and run over by a car at sunup the next day. So instead of taking off for certain death, I snuck around town and looked for clues as to who the driver/assassin was.

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Nothing nightmarish this time. Living room became an open-air stadium for massive multiplayer Pokemon TCG battles, nobody played traditionally and just threw the cards at each other making attack sounds. Then everybody left except 1 sarcastic loner type who sat on the couch playing video game making remarks as I cleaned up.

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A month or two ago I fought a dragon as Link but with the mega blaster. It was 2D Zelda perspective but then shifted to 3D and became a blizzard when I had to climb up across to its head and kill it in phase 2. Then the snow got worse and I went looking for shelter.

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There was an underground set of chambers beneath the barber's. You had to clear the chambers out in square blocks but only like 1/4th were cleared out because it was a team thing and everyone else wanted to just fart around and I was the only srs gamer. I guess we were pikmin size in these chambers or the wind waker bokoblin I fought was a giant, but again I did not get far because it was meant to take on with teams and he could kill me in 1 swing. Then we changed up games and took mario kart laps through my driveway.

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I borrowed Spider-Man's webs and had to escort my extremely slow-moving grandma through a dark warehouse so Mysterio wouldn't get her.

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I was in the college main building but everything was dark blue instead of white and I had piles of books to sort.

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So there was a festival going on but I kept asking why because of virus stuff. Then 3 of us were targets for elemental assassins, some fire demon possessed my dad and tried to kill me, he burned some other guy to death but missed me. Then I was tracked down by the third one, who I guess was water maybe? idk. Some wonder woman amazon knockoff. I begged for my life and it worked actually, just pretend I'm dead or something, whatever. But my dad was still possessed so he couldn't find me. We went next door which is "the woods" uh yeah I dunno, not nearly as many trees irl but I needed a place to hide in dreamville. But there was also a big huge red carpet rolling out to a campsite so uh, yeah I don't think it worked as a great hiding spot either. Then the 3 daughters found us when they came back to the campsite and found us very easily but promised to keep a secret. There's no 3 daughters irl either so my dream's doing its own thing at this point I guess. So that's how I ended up cooking stuff on a stick out back.

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Link to the Past layout of a sand dungeon, #8 Gerudo Desert. I was in a dungeon editor making some rooms when, Link pulls on a turtle statue expecting to reveal a hidden staircase. Instead it gets all wavy and I get teleported to the Vatican / video game museum. Well...it was very quiet at first, with me just trying to figure out where I was and how to leave. But then there was a big battle outside between angels and demons and robots. I gained a nuke-type power up that obliterated my enemies and had a legion of hands crawl up from the ground to drag their souls to hell. After that it was quiet again. I wandered through stacks of video games and then had lunch with an old co-worker who got fired and blamed me for not re-hiring her.

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1) At multiple parks and a summer camp that had this special needs kid who was trying to figure out how to fly in a wingsuit. Eventually he got it, and I saw him spiraling around in the sky as I drove away in a bus. I congratulated him later in a text. Then a family trip to another camp which turned out to be a running concentration camp. I figured this out when I wandered into an arms room and they were talking about shooting prisoners. Oh also then I noticed the prison cells all over the walls. I ran out to tell everyone the dirty secret but stopped for root beer. Everyone else was distracted by the line of carnival games until I told them and said we have to GTFO. I left for the parking lot thinking everyone was behind me, til I turned around and no one was there. I waited in the car for an hour and then went back in asking why it took so long to just leave. At this point everyone got into an argument blaming each other for dragging their feet, said whatever just stop arguing about it and leave. So then we all left but this time I was barefoot for some reason and almost stepped in goose poop.

2) At a big university researching family history or whatever. Everyone was all up in everyone's face and I thought great, sick people central. Wandered around, eventually got to the stairs with bro and ran down them, dark green lights.

3) At church and some guy was extremely pissed that mass was canceled because somebody wanted to put 1 priest on impeachment trial and then kick a 2nd priest out for saying you can't impeach a priest.

3) At a library and/or clothing department store. There was a large blob of ties on the floor and I added another blob to it. Then there was a talk in a small room with another crowd of closely-packed people, but the event got corona canceled. I milled about playing video games til I wanted to go home. On the way out I picked up a giant gold statue of one of those Indian gods with a lot of arms and hauled it on my back along with a heavy pack. A very slow walk and I lost the top of the statue when it hit a bridge. A message came out on radio saying there were high winds so I didn't like that at all, also I was moving very slowly. One final stretch through a dark woods before I got to my car, which was on the other side of the road from my college.

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Jen messaged me and then ended up working at the same place, but came down with chickenpox dots and couldn't walk so she was rolled up in a tarp and carried out, til she got dropped down the stairs and landed on her head. She was surprisingly unharmed and chill about it though.

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1. I met someone I knew from grade school/scouts and then navigated through a construction site at night during winter.

2. Walked around college but it got late and for some reason, I didn't just go back to the dorm next door but walked all the way around the circle to go in the other way. It also took way too long due to distractions, rooms that weren't there irl, and so on. The dining hall was closed. Then the sun rapidly set as I approached the dorm and had no way in because I forgot my card/keys. I was buzzed in though, and my door was unlocked. By then it was really dark and the only light was dim blood red. Creepy!

3. I went to a different college (that doesn't exist) for an interview. It took an extra 15 minutes to park way out by a corn field. That went on for a while and then I drove on. Also not irl, there was a back alley next to the grocery store that took you right to the city and it was the most graffiti'd, messy road you could ever see. Then I wound up in some Portal-type room where a small ball was floating around waist-height and bouncing off walls, and you had a paddle that you bonked it with to send it flying into a button for points.

4. A 3-hour mass that turned into a surprise financial meeting halfway. My parents were there giving financial reports, I was there walking around the church randomly touching things, and some lady towards the back was loudly complaining the entire time.

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A buncha people from life met outside my 1st grade classroom, meanwhile I was in there unearthing an old computer. Half of the classroom opened out to a beach. I checked to see if the computer was still functional and it went meh, glitched out at points, but eventually I got it working. Then the group of people all decided to leave, I handed off computer duty to the next 1st grader. Circle of life.