The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Tails82]

Back in high school with an English teacher. At one point somebody disappeared and people, including a narrator, debated whether he turned into a ghost or slipped into another dimension or whatever else could've happened. He comes back later because we can hear him laughing as bloodstains appear on the floor. But the teacher knew it was fake blood so it was just a prank. Then I fell asleep during some assembly until a guy poked me and said I needed to stand up in protest of something. I sat up and everyone thought I was standing up, so they cheered. But then I said this was a silly issue and who cares, I was just sitting up because I got so bored and fell asleep, I wasn't standing. So I left and then leaned back to the doorway one more time to stick my tongue out and leave.

Then I ended up in a maze downstairs with a bunch of offices and plain white walls. Very easy to get lost, especially since the halls were all an odd shape and you had to either squeeze through thin turns or climb things to move on. After dropping into an office I started thinking, hmm probably shouldn't be wandering around here. But I was stuck in the maze anyway and then slid under a gap in the wall, dropping into this wide open arcade space. Not a lot of machines, but a cavernous, flashy room that was impressive. I shone a flashlight on a nonchalant janitor who said it was his life's work, and it was even more awesome when most of the arcade machines weren't loaned out to others. I wanted to stay but remember how I shouldn't be here? Someone was doing sweeps to check ID cards. The janitor hid me and then I said thanks, would definitely be back. Then I watched as the first Spider-Man movie was explained...it was kinda like in real life documentary as it was filming, but since this is fuzzy dream land at some point it switched to watching a screen. Turns out the first Spider-Man movie took place before the one everyone knows, but it was a secret. Also starring the Green Goblin, who shot green fireballs as Spider-Man ran away from him and into his getaway car. Then the goblin got in the backseat and they listened to some tunes. The REAL first movie irl was actually a remake and the director wanted this scene to be the ending of his film, as an homage. This documentary's historical footage was in color, but for some reason the character motions were quicker and jerky like the really old black and white stuff.

[Mastery]

It all started with a dream that I was at work at my old job at UNIQLO. I was super bored so I decided to tell them I was having mental issues and had to see counseling. And so I did. I told them I was having trouble with my sister, so they brought her in. My "sister" was some girl from freshman year of highschool (but in the world of my dream seeems she was actually my sister). After a few small words and she realized I was just bored at work the counselor left and left us a bill, and told us we'd be getting a birthday discount. Turned out tobe a lot of money. Dang. After that it all got fuzzy, and I woke up...

Or so I thought.

I woke up at work again. And this time I remembered, that in real life, my job ended. I don't work at UNIQLO anymore. "This is a dream!" I thought. So I started running to get out of the building. But then my coworkers siezed me and brought me to the "counselor". I was kicking and screaming because I didn't want to pay the hefty bill from my dream-within-a-dream. The counselor this time was a little man, a mob-boss type. I broke free and ran out of the building. I had my jacket and bag somehow when I was outside. This time it looked like outside my work place, I was at the edge of The Bronx. There was an announcement that a weird tunnel vehicle would be the only real way to travel home for many people. "You mean a train" I thought, scoffing at the choice of words. I decided to wait for the train on a bench outside. I looked up and the sky, while blue and cloudy, looked dark and fuzzy like it had artifacs. "My mind can't make it look as clear and beautiful as it really is" I thought. I decided, "hey, this is a dream and I KNOW it's a dream. Why don't I just fly home?" I tried, but it just resulted in a jump. So much for lucid dreaming. Eventually the train came, and instead of stopping at the station it started hanging off the edge of the rails so people not at the station could get on (it was an aboveground station that is basically like a train highway-we have those here). It hung off at a curve such that it was able to drive on air to get back to the rail. Some of the people there were impressed. One kid started forcing the door open where the driver should be and said "yo Eugene!" No reply but I figure he thought Eugene was capable of such a feat. The train didn't get low enough on the ground for people to be able to get on easily. Annoyed, I just went to the trainstation and found another train. Right on time a train came. Through one window I saw a guy sitting down, except he was the meme of the black guy sticking his lips out, and he was dressed as captain america. "That meme" I thought. The train finally stopped and the doors opened. Through the bustle of the crowd my jacket got stolen, which sucked because I had my 3DS in it! But I was like "oh well. This is a dream." I went inside and sat down. I started thinking about being in a dream. Realized "hey maybe I can force myself awake!" Didn't work. I remembered that in some dreams I could still feel myself lying down on the bed under the covers no matter the dream. Tried it. Didn't feel anything. I knew it was a dream, but I felt so awake.

Eventually the train somehow became one car, which confused me. My older sister got on. Asked me "When are we getting to the Lem world?" I was confused. Lemuel? Lemres? Lemming! Surely. She then tells me we'll be right on time. The train stops, the door opens and... it's the "counseling" office from work, except from the opposite end. The little mobster guy was standing there. Let me describe him in more detail. He had a white suit, white shoes, a white cartoony trilby, a face like HOly Nightmare and black triangular sunglasses. I didn't want to be there. But me and my older sister stepped inside. The floor was a van-gogh esque painting of a lake. The painting wasn't complete. He reaches his hand out and my sister gives him what looks like a golden fish. In the painting there was yellow drops of liquid almost like someone was peeing in the lake. The mobster man takes that golden fish, which almost looked like it was baked like it's a cake or something, and places it on the floor. It blends in with the painting and is in front of the yellow stream of drops. Behind it, the dark lake water becomes a more sky blue color, and the sky blue color starts spreading along the lake and finishing the painting. He explained to me that the fish would eat and drink impurities in the water, purifying the rest of it, and thus everyone should be able to get a good comfortable sleep.

At this point the room took a third person perspective. Me and my sister were gray yorkshire terriers. I barked a couple of times, then started curling up to sleep. The painting was being completed and the mobster guy laughed. He turned into a yorkshire terrier too, and we all curled up together and fell asleep, like a pile of sleeping dogs. At this point I felt a release, and could feel myself in my bed, under the covers and head on the pillow, in real life despite what I was dreaming. The dream ended, I thought. I wasn't allowed to wake up until I did this thing, and now I could. The dream lingered on the image of sleeping dogs, and so opened my eyes, and woke up for real.

Decided to write this all down immediately so here I am.

[Mastery]

Oh yeah... either as a seperate dream or just before I was at work in the first dream I was dreaming that a bunch of relatives came over to my house for a big family reunion. My uncle could be heard in the other room talking about how games are bad. Anyway:

SPECIAL FEATURE: AN ANNOTATED DREAM

I'm looking for a job lately. Also the clothes I went to sleep in are part of what I wore as uniform some days back when I did UNIQLO (black sweatpants, black heattech). That contributed to why I dreamt of working there again. Actually I had also returned a piece of clothing to UNIQLO yesterday and was reminiscing about working there while I was waiting on line.

Last night I was talking about sisters, because of the new voting gauntlet in Fire Emblem Heroes and how it's a pun in japan. I guess that's why I mentioned "my sister"?

Dunno why it was that girl, but yesterday I was also thinking of Freshman year of highschool. Plus it was the girl Vinny had a crush on and I was hanging out with him and saw his current girlfriend yesterday. Weird she'd be cast as my sister though.

I'm having money issues so that's why a bill started to be a problem. (also part of the bill was the outfit the counselor wore, the more expensive the clothes she wore the more we had to pay, like what)

Knowing I'm in a dream just because of circumstances that don't fit my current state of life reminds me of the final few chapters in Puyo Puyo Tetris, which took place in a dream. The fact that I couldn't do whatever I wanted even though it was my own dream is basically the plot of the final chapter of Puyo Puyo Tetris.

I described the mob-boss type as looking like Holy Nightmare, but yesterday I had seen some of the episodes from YuYu Hakusho's tournament arc, so it was probably inspired by Dr. Ichigaki. The trilby was probably Mario Odyssey.

I don't know why I was in the bronx, I worked in manhattan, but the train hanging off the rails is probably because there was a train derailment the other day. I wasn't there, but that never happens in New York, so it was the talk of the town so to speak. It delayed the trains and yesterday was the first day in a while that I took the train, so it was on my mind. That also explains me getting on the train that day.

The meme guy: i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/021/557/conceit.JPG

Why was he dressed as Captain America? Well, I was thinking about Marvel yesterday.

Dunno what world of Lem means, but the guesses were Lemuel, a friend of mine, Lemres, a Puyo Puyo character, and Lemmings, the game not the animal, I guess 'cuz there was already a little man in my dream.

The lake being dark and murky from yellow pee thingy is probably because lately I've been making a concious effort to be extra hydrated, and well the color of your pee is a good indicator of how hydrated you are. I also need to clean my turtle tank so there's that.

I think the mob boss' words at the end were basically me telling myself that I wouldn't be able to sleep comfortably if I kept running away from responsibilities.

[Mastery]

Also before the family reunion thing there was another dream bit where my mom and I were arguing pretty much just because she referred to Chex cereal as rice because it's all the same anyway

I guess I had a lot of dreams last night. Might by why I had to actually do something before I was allowed to wake up.

[Tails82]

I was playing a Zombies ate My Neighbors remake with new levels, plus you could switch between original and 3D mode at any time. I then reviewed it as the best game ever.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

We were driving in South Korea and drove right past Seoul Land to hit up Lotte World but after we showed up we caught wind that we were lured there by Emperor Pilaf who was planning on doing something to us by slaughtering a pig and using its skin for something so we hired Alphonse to hit up Lotte World's library to figure out which alchemical rituals involved pigskins so we could get a leg up on this guy.

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

A Groundhog's Day dream where I tried to prevent some kind of urban roaming pig from dying. But it kept dying no matter what I did. I went as far as blowing up RX-78-2 and whoever was piloting it. I don't remember how or if I was piloting something. Eventually I realized it was hopeless and let it die how it was originally meant to die, bullied by a pack of other pigs.

[Mastery]

"The white girl upstairs"

Not a lot I remember but basically... the upstairs neighbors (IRL) are from bhengladesh. In the dream though there was just a white girl living with them though. She was dressed kinda like a 90s cool kid. Since we don't really interact with our upstairs neighbors we weren't sure what she was doing living with them. I figured she was friends with them and needed a place to stay. But the problem was whenever I stepped out, or in, to the building, she was there, leaning on the wall or sitting on the stairs and staring, and I kept getting annoyed or creeped out. There was one particular moment where I had like a toy sword that was actually sharp and I was testing it out on some stuff, I made sure to do it next to the stairs that lead to our apartment but then I look up and there's just another set of stairs there and she's sitting on them, staring at me with a face that was like "what are you doing?" I tried talking to my friends about her and they suggested I try to talk to her. That's kind of where things get fuzzy, but I remember her turning out alright.

[Tails82]

Ok I need to get caught up on the spree when these happen.

I went on a road trip with a school friend and saw a few sights. Like the school buildings that were 6 stories tall and had massive-size TV screens on their outer walls. There was also a paranoid gas station guy who killed people! But I moved on convincing him that the space aliens or whatever were over there, and I'd go over here to get the jump on them. Then I ziplined between a few buildings. Turns out the road trip was a failure as we had just gone to the next town over. After all that!

There was also a dream about some electric pokemon gym that was partially underwater. This involved using dive to hit switches.

I also tried to get away from a chainsaw dude on a bike and his haunted house. He ate somebody's face or something. At one point I had to hide in the house and sneak into the sewers.

Then I took part in a fight movie and the stunts went terribly wrong, because the punches were real! Even though they weren't at the time because dream logic! I saw a video where people had delayed reactions and suffered permanent damage and I said oh no, what if that's me? I started pulling my loose teeth out of my mouth where they had been punched loose, including a very long stick-shaped one that was white like a tooth but obviously not one. I woke up before I had to find a doctor.

Then I met my new coworker and got a girlfriend, who may or may not have been a former classmate. It was left ambiguous in the canon. Closing up at work, the scene gradually changed to outdoors in Central Park. A hobo came in asking to use the restroom - this was when the ceiling of the building disappeared. Then somebody told me to turn around and poof! Five other menacing hobos who had captured my girlfriend and wanted a fight! First I called 911 and the only reason I knew I was in Central Park now was because I told them that over the phone. I remember thinking this is not very helpful because park is a big place. But lucky for me, dream logic stepped in and it wasn't really a fight. The hobos actually walked with me through the park making small talk as I punched them out one by one. I also pulled a pine branch back and smacked one with it. Then I felt sorry because they didn't really put up a fight. Then we went to...it wasn't a water slide but we used it like one. A series of shower rooms on a descending angle so you could turn all the nozzles on and have a wet wild crazy sliding time! Somewhere the space of 5 hours it felt like I had gone through the next 6 months of my life, I had so many friends and so much fun! I was kinda pissed when I woke up!

Then I went to the games store and helped a kid with a geography question. The index sucked! They didn't group by country, only by city, and he had a country question. In the span of finding the right page in the big atlas and answering the question, half an hour had passed! I rushed back to class a few minutes late to find my old Latin teacher and an uncomfortable desk! Were desks always this bad? I asked myself. (No, this one was very tight). Then I remembered earlier in the day when we had sat in comfy chairs instead of desks, but the teacher put them away and took out the rock-solid desks to be hard on us.

[Mastery]

I get an invitation to watch a movie as a reunion with peoplle from elementary school. Naturally I go, I want to see these guys again. I go alone, but somehow, my parents are there? This is getting weird.

All the people I used to know look exactly the same and didn't react with surprise from seeing me even though it's been so long. I wanted to talk to them about all the cool suff I had been doing but they just wanted to watch the movie. We all sat together but had to move so our parents had room to sit. I found a computer (that was just a monitor) and keyboard on one of the seats and stuffed it into my bag and sat. The movie starts. I think it was some live action beauty and the beast or something. It mentions magic children who don't age (reminded me of these guys I'm reuniting with) and mystical beings. There was a funny scene with a knight with a bunch of valuables getting robbed blind by a ton of people and it turns out it's because he was literally blind that he didn't notice. I got bored so I got on my laptop. On one of the discord servers I'm in there's talk of some obscure japanese visual novel/RPG and I join in on the talk. It's also an adult VN so the other guys are surprised I of all people would know about it. I tell them it's because it's in the same universe as Melty Blood and I link to a comic where a guy introduces another guy to Melty Blood and after only a few matches he knows everything about the nasuverse.

To prove it I start playing the VN myself and skip to the final boss because I knew the plot twist (in the game, vampires and plants are related and you have to use that fact to find the main villain, who is a vampire npc you know from the beginning of the game) The adult aspect turned me off though.

I then open up Melty Blood and play through arcade. Or at least I try. I mean to pick Darkueid (actually known as Red Arcueid, but in my dream it was Darkueid) but I accidentally pick WWE Darkueid and Neko Chaos, a pair who I didn't know was in the game. Caught on to their differences quickly. WWE Darkueid, was of course like WWE Haggar from Marvel (doesn't exist, dream only thing) who was faster and flashier than normal Haggar. Didn't really see the difference with Neku Chaos though.

My run was cut short because I ran into an opponent named "Android". I thought it was just Darkueid and didn't pay any mind to me randomly getting hurt, and did my best to play neutral and do damage by ending combos with grabs. A kid from my elementary school who I didn't like was watching. I get annoyed but keep playing. When both of our health gets low I realize "Android" was randomly shooting things, and also had infinite super armor, only being effected by grabs. I switch up my tactics and do a grab super from range, but at this point we both have 8 hp. Also all my normals do only 1 hp of damage. I try my best to dodge the random projectiles, which are small and fast as bullets, and do a combo (not a grab super because I have no meter now). I die and get annoyed. I fantasize about how I could have dodged it and ended it hype but I forget it soon enough.

The movie ends and I try to talk to my friends more. Sure enough they don't notice that I look way older than them or have a beard. They're talking as if they're still in elementary school! They mention it's a 3-day weekend. I wanted to tell them how long it's been and how I had just been thinking that I would never see some of them again, that throughout life there can be people that are really important to you and the next day they're gone for good. But I didn't. My best friend from the time Hernan asked me for the quarter I owned him and I told him I forgot and he was like "okay remember tomorrow". It was really weird.

Eventually they left. I got back on my laptop. I check imgur and find someone posted art from some guy named hat witch. One of them was adult oriented, there was dialogue in the pictures that was really familiar, and someone in the comments who knows him says he doesn't like doing adult themed stuff too often, and tries to get people to help him with the art but it doesn't work. That's extremely familiar, I think I know the artist, it's someone I know as Witch Eric, who I blocked because he was really annoying and clingy, and known on GameFAQS as Eric_(beer brand name) (redacted because this part of my dream was based on an actual guy I know). I share the news with another online friend of mine, UD4, and we both find it amusing. By the way in the dream his art was amazing in terms of backgrounds and people, but he drew hands and feet like they were balls with smaller balls attached for fingers and toes. It was jarring, unfitting and I felt it looked bad and couldn't look past that.

I close my laptop. I'm still in the elementary school but I'm just walking around. I duck into a nearby classroom which had the door unlocked and I pick a pencil off the floor. I try to look around but it's cut short by a teacher coming through. I left the room like I was supposed to be there. Somewhere along the way I pick up a bunch of pens too. I look at the other doors and there are teachers teaching with modern computers and one teacher mentioning memes. I think (okay so I didn't timewarp). I get to what seems like a faculty office and just sit down there and wait like I'm supposed to be there. They have a box of cheerios there so I start eating it. This one guy who looks exactly like my brother is eating a bunch of bagels and tells me "you better tke one of these or they'll be gone" he made a gesture like he'd destroy them but I knew he was just gonna eat them. I said no because I preferred small crunchy cheerios. I realized then I messed it up, I wanted to say I preferred small crunchy bagels, referring to cheerios. But the guy laughed anyway. Another guy, who was wearing a shabby crown as if ti was a hip thing to do came with more bagels and I got one from him. He gave me a small packet of cream cheese and pulled a bigger one out of the fridge for me and told me not to use all of it (and referred to it as butter, which I just accepted).

I try walking around the school some more and I am so weirded out by nobody kicking me out or anything. I note the layout has changed a lot, the colored basements have different colors and can't even be called the different colors anymore. I also randomly remember an elementary school I was in where I could walk from one end to another, except on the top floor where it stops in the middle and there's a lot of people there and some wood benches so I would have to sit down on one and pretend like I'm supposed to be there. By the way this is an actual memory I think and as I'm writing this I'm trying to remember what school I've been to that I did that. But it's not like that now.

I think maybe I should head to the nurse, but instead I run into another teacher, who I instinctively ask for some money. she decides to give me what she apparently owed me in 5$ bills... but some of them are counterfeit. So she replaces them with money from other countries and tells me they're worth what I'm owed in quarters. I wonder at the time why she specified quarters specifically but I keep the fact that I have to exchange them later in mind.

Her table also has a bunch of things like statueettes and pictures that I remember being around the school as a kid. I also remember somehow having gone to the school recently and taking one of them (a mickey mouse keychain). Lo and behold it's there again. I take it again wondering if I created a time paradox.

Eventually my actual crazy brother comes and not just a guy who looks like him. We start talking about the moon. I say "screw New York, the moon is the best place to live. It's the moon! It's prime real estate! And if you want something, there's unclaimed space to build it!" then I mention that they built an elementary school on the moon, while remembering a video tour of it, and my brother mentioned they built it just because they could and there's probably like 5 kids who'd attend it, and they wouldn't even be in the same year.

I also remember recent news of how Osama Bin Laden had been to the moon and they found evidence of it, there was another video of people on the moon digging up his belongings. I tell my brother "I can't believe HE managed to get to the moon" and my brother tells me "yeah, but I felt bad for him once I saw the burns and injuries he got as a result. Once you see them you'll feel bad" (he's referring to Bin Laden's technology not being perfect and as a result he got burned through his space suit).

Eventually somehow I'm home, and I'm reeling from that weird elementary school trip. It looks mostly the same... but I realize it isn't. There's some key differences, and it's almost like my family's richer?

I then realize that I must have done some crazy time travel things. Did I change the present by going to an elementary school movie from the past? Is that what happened? I then think I want to check my bank account to see if I have more money in this timeline. I look for my wallet so I could take a trip to the bank. Now in real life my wallet is a shabby hunk of fake leather that's torn up and looks like it's barely holding together (but it's actually quite sturdy). In the dream though the wallet is brand spankin' new... and I notice! I'm like "My wallet is different!" (also my house was more tidy). I open it up and it's filled to the brim with coins. I can't even check if I actually have cards and stuff in there. I then decide I'll just deposit them all at the bank. But it's raining outside so it'll be annoying.

My dad comes in with a black raincoat and tells me to get ready. I ask where we're going and he says we're getting a new pocket for my brother. I'm like a pocket? And he's like yeah someone stole his pocket, which confuses me more because I assumed he meant we're going to get his pocket fixed. Then he leaves me to get ready. I'm still thinking how the present is different. I remember yesterday, like, the actual yesterday IRL and how it's different now, how I might have honest to god changed time. It was really vivid. I remember going to sleep too so I think "Is this a dream?" I try pinching myself and all that stuff but now it definitely seems and feels real. My excitement is building so much.

So much that I wake up.

And here I am writing this all down.

[Mastery]

AN ANNOTATED DREAM:

A friend of mine recently invited me to a movie, so there's that in the dream.

I was thinking about how I'd never see people, like friends from elementary school again, so naturally my dream is about them.

I've been playing and thinking about melty blood and more and more people I know are getting into Fate so I guess that's somehow in my dream too. Also the idea of playing Melty Blood in weird places. The new characters and boss enemies might be a reference to me finding new stuff in games even after playing them for long.

My friend payed me back recently and I guess that explains the running theme of owing money in my dream.

The guy I blocked on discord is a real thing that happened, but he didn't have witch in the name and no he's not an artist to my knowledge.

The bit about the moon is probably inspired by Mario Odyssey where you collect moons. Recently while playing the game I said "lava boost to the moon!" Without context that sounds hilarious. I guess I've just been seeing the word moon so much the actual moon is in my dream.

And the Osama Bin Laden bit? Well it was recently revealed he was a weeaboo and a gamer. In my dream I guess the recent revelation is that he went to the moon. Which is more weird?

I guess the theme of changing the present might have been inspired by a talk of previous playthroughs effecting current ones that I had with my friend.

[Mastery]

Don't remember this dream too well so I'll stick to what I do.

It started with me having to fight a T-rex with my family. We took it in as a baby but it grew up and we had to fight and kill it. Then I went to sleep. Dream within a dream time.

In said dream I find out we're being attacked by 5 different monsters. The first one is a "dark dragon". It's hiding under my parents bed. It reaches out with its limbs to attack and we decide the best way to fight it is to slash at it with a knife when it does, and stay on top of the bed to make it have to reeach all the way around. When it first came it had some whitty one-liner to say in a deep, cool voice but I forgot what it was. Like "I'm here" or something. My sister and I are arguing over who gets the longer knife when I accidentally cut myself trying to slash at its arm shooting out at us. My sister's like "see? If you had a longer knife that could have been worse". While she says that I get hit in the crotch. It hurt but it wasn't a true injury, I still managed to grab the dragon's long, skinny arm and I start carving through and cut its hand off. That caused it to either die or quiet down. I deposite the arm into some sort of capsule that can analyse the monster, overwriting a piece of scaly skin we managed to put into the capsule.

I go to my room to try to relax. I try to play Fire Emblem Warriors on Switch but I can't find the joycons and someone else is using the TV. I try to see how far in the menu I ca go with touch screen but it goes nowhere.

I end up watching a clip of Robocop or something. It had a completely different plot but the main character looked exactly like Robocop. Instead of a Cyborg he's a full on robot created to be human, his female scientist creator looked like the movie was setting up so she was into him romantically, but Robocop felt like it was his female trainer that was into him. She yells at him that he can understand the straight meaning of words well but he gets the subtle meanings wrong (this is cut off by a cut to her as a robot saying: "I love you" then another one saying "I want to be with you"). The implication was that picking up on hidden meanings is part of being human, but our robot protag got the wrong one. Realizing this suddenly all these visions separate and surround him, saying all different things, and he has to pick the correct one. Thing is I was watching a clip someone put on the internet. The setting of that scene was in a grassy area with concrete sidewalk paths cutting through it. Someone edited it so Lucky Luciano (AKA the You Know I Had To Do It To 'Em guy) was one of them. The clip ends there. I laughed.

I have to get up to help my sister out of her room because after this it turns out the Dark Dragon was still alive and had made its way under her bed. I help her out of her room and everyone's in mine now. I sit on the bed when boom, there's someone under the covers. My brother tells me it's another one of the monsters. We uncover it and it's like a screaming woman or something. I grab its head and try to break its neck. Can't do it so my brother gives it a try. It morphs into a screaming man. None of us are actually worried. I quip to my sister that I'd stab it but I don't want any blood on my bed.

That's really all I remember about that dream, when I wake up.

Awake, I look and see a sleeping baby T-Rex. I'm unnerved but my brother tells me "relax, it's just a robot".

Then I wake up for real.

[Mastery]

Annotations time.

The whole idea of something happening to my home but me and my family aren't too worried about it, and end up with arguments and watching funny videos and casually trying to deal with one of the monsters is probably related to a very real problem my home is facing right now that... I don't feel comfortable sharing at this moment. But I WAS worrying about it a lot yesterday and I was ALSO worrying about whether or not I'd actually care if serious things happened to me. According to my dream, no.

Fighting the T-Rex came from me talking to my brother how much I'm hype for Monster Hunter.

Having to fight 5 monsters? Kind of reminds me of Earthbound or Earthbound Zero, which I had started new runs of recently! It's like collecting melodies or needles. Mother 3 was *about* a Dark Dragon too, and I also was thinking about two other games that involved dark dragons yesterday: Fire Emblem, and *SPOILERS*. Earthbound Zero starts with a poltergeist in your house and having to help your sisters against attacking monsters. I also watched AVGN's Polybius episode yesterday so the general horror theme could have been part of it.

What else did I watch? AVGN's Robocop episode. That explains why the protagonist in the movie in my dream was just literally Robocop's design. But the plot was ENTIRELY different. I think that was my mind's own creation and honestly, it's a good idea. Oh yeah, I saw plenty of Lucky Luciano images yesterday too.

I don't actually have FE Warriors on my switch.

Finding someone sleeping on my bed is related to a recent story of my brother bringing a woman into the house to sleep and in the morning she came up to me and I myself almost screamed because there was a stranger in the house

I REALLY don't know what the big deal with the sleeping dino at the end was.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Somebody told me I'm never gonna lose my belly fat. : (

[Tails82]

I forgot to add the times I went to a Gamestop that was going out of business and I got a free poster. Then I hid from the townspeople in the attic of a giant color-block castle.