The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Tails82]

Ally when did you become the new admin for gamefaqs?

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

In October

[Tails82]

Nightmare where I at some house and a creepy dude with an ax or something was chasing me. It kindof felt like a game because I first saw him coming to the room I was in from down the hall in an isometric angle, but then it was my view. He would take big thudding steps and I couldn't outrun him. He killed me more than once I think. I felt like I was shocked awake somewhere but dunno when. One time I got to a car but he ran over, pulled me out and killed me. Then I managed to escape because I got in and locked the doors this time, he was banging his way through but I got out. Seems I was being silly in all this like when I always tell the victims to get out but they always stick around, I was doing that mistake. I do remember leaving and I got fast food but then went right back. I guess when he's already killed you a lot and you come back, the threat of another death isn't so bad. I got the feeling that he was going to follow me around the world and catch up to me anyway if I didn't do something. I figured out he was a possessed being and managed to separate the evil spirit from him, which was like a blue flame, but this only worked temporarily and stunned him.

[Tails82]

More than a few nights ago, a dictator moved into town and built his house where the McDonalds is at. He then said everyone who showed up for his party would have to give a DNA sample. He pulls a syringe and tries to get one off of me but I run away.

Last night, I was a female detective investigating some kindof murder plot. This is the second time I remember ever being a girl in a dream, it's not typical. Two things I hate in dreams: running but my feet drag and I get nowhere (which happened in dream 1 above, especially sucks when you are being chased), and then having to find a bathroom but there's none around. This one happened in this dream. Eventually I did find a restroom sign but I took it too literally and went on the floor where the arrow on the sign pointed, straight ahead. It also turned out that instead of a typical restroom behind the door, it was a long hallway with stalls on each side leading up to the executive boardroom. So I did this right in front of everybody in charge at the building, but the hallway was so long that I was fairly far away and ran off before they got a good look at me. I also swapped out my business outfit for a baseball uniform, because they wouldn't be looking for that. Then I got out of the building as fast as possible, and some weird hobo guy on the street had already heard the news and who they were looking for, but he didn't suspect me. He also said they could identify the guilty person by her left breast, which is pretty damn weird because I'm pretty sure girls don't go like that. But this is a dream that has not made much of any sense up to this point anyway.

Back to me. I'm about to sign a record deal and meet up with Game Grumps, who live up a big hill with a bunch of plankety plank wood steps all the way up. I start dancing and playing hopscotch up the stairs while singing something, and once I get to the top I'm disappointed because I should've been carrying a recorder or something so I could've saved the tune later for the record. I then get set up at the studio which is inside county police offices irl. But I soon find out that this is where that murder plotter from before was gonna hit. There is an explosion in one room and the cops try to catch him, but he gets away. I work on record stuff for the night and/or have a slumber party.

Then I wake up the next morning and find out some bad, bad news: the killer left explosives in the other rooms, timed to go off later. They are red lights, golf ball size that have a sticky side and start blinking when they're about to go off. I turn around and they are all over the equipment. I'm ok with losing my life apparently, but I don't wanna lose all the stuff I worked on last night. So I download a backup and THEN worry about the flashing light explosives. I unstick them and throw them all to the other side of the room, where they explode a little but aren't really huge ones. My parents call and are worried about the whole my almost dying thing, and say they're coming to drive me out of there. On the road I look around and spot some of the explosives inside the car, so I swing the door open and throw them into a pond, and they blow up in a big wave. Then I shut the door, relieved, only to find more of the explosives were on the inside of the door! So I toss those out too ASAP.

I woke up the end.

[Tails82]

Out at a summer camp talking to scouts I think? Somebody from scouts. There was also a winter mountain on one side with the trail cut off for winter, because it was winter in half the camp for some reason. Not the one with the cabin.

Then I was at work and Ally was in the back taking a big pair of scissors to a collectible Kirby poster - I screamed. She was cutting it into one of those origami fortune number pickers.

[Tails82]

I went into work to open up and the other person they fired was there for some reason, and said her new job was to sharpen a knife. Then a guy comes in and I say we aren't open yet who opened the front door. I thought I didn't lock it behind me, but then I turn on the lights and actually there is no door because we are outside now and a bunch of people have gathered on bleachers. The building is half-open and like a football field.

[Tails82]

At high school but the teachers are from all over my life, plus some new ones. Something, multiple weird things were going on but we didn't know what yet, just that we needed to be there for the press. I looked around and found this one classroom with negative lighting. Also a video tape that caught a teacher molesting a student in the science lab. I was going to meet up on the far end of the second floor with some other guy to talk about what we found, and then get it to the news. Somebody had to help me get there because the hallway was now split in half and blocked by two swipe card doors. The helper explained that the school did this because they are going to destroy that part of the building, something bad happened there that had to be contained and covered up. I met up with my contact and we swapped stories, I forget what he said though. On the way back down the hall, we find out that there are mountain lions as well as prey thrown in to rile them up. I run back to the other end thinking they will come after me next, but turn around and don't see any. Still, I take the stairs out because I'm not gonna stick around.

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

WHAT I A ASSUME TO BE THE LIVE ACTION ITERATION OF BRIDGET FROM GUILTY GEAR KEPT HITTING ON ME. IT WAS GREAT.
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[Tails82]

I dreamed I got a girlfriend. Then I woke up and realized it didn't happen.

She wasn't hot anyway.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I had a cat that I was somehow able to train to point at words on a piece of paper to indicate where it wanted to be scratched.

[Tails82]

This was like last week because I keep forgetting to post it. I hung out with Jake at the mall! Also, there were a whole bunch of rabbis gathered at the center under a big bright skylight doing some obscure ancient Hebrew sun ritual. Iunno, not canon but it happens in the dream world.

A few nights ago I was in a place that was set up a lot like college, with some differences. It was night and off to the side this red molten light went up and stuff came launching out like a volcano. But it wasn't lava or pyroclastics that came out, it was cymbals! As they crashed on the ground, the villain reveals himself on the roof and says all music has been banned. He has an army of robots to enforce it.

Also on the other end of the building is a man-size Optimus Prime, who landed on earth in the worst possible spot, a power station. He was getting zapped silly. The answer to this puzzle in dream logic, obviously, was to throw a big cymbal at him and he would bounce off it like a trampoline and jump over the electric fence. The cymbals were lying around but the music-banning robots were gonna fight you if you picked them up, and they were also destroying them. I also had to power up so I could take them on.

I went inside a building and down the stairs - but there were footstep-censor robots! Since I couldn't make a sound, what I did was go down the staircase without touching the stairs. Dropping one flight at a time by grabbing the rubbery railings, which were like these floaty red tubes. The gravity around here seemed more floaty, or I had floaty skills. One time I came very close to missing the rope and falling down into an abyss, but I made it to the bottom. At the very end of the futuristic hallway was the stat boost I needed to get, outlined in orange. There were also orange cameras. I can't remember if you were supposed to move or stand still for the orange ones, so I said wtf and ran past them. I got a level three speed boost! I had skipped ahead to get this one, with my level-breaking floaty skills.

At some point after running around real fast, I feel like I skipped forward or woke up. Now I was on a street in town somewhere, although it was a mishmash, and the bad guy had been defeated. People were happy and at the top of a hill was this huge satellite dish-sized giant umbrella with a reference to Sans from Undertale. But then I thought about it and it was stupid because there was nothing actually like that in Undertale, and the character was misspelled as Sins.

Last night I was waiting overnight for someone in the car. I eventually went to sleep on the roof and thought I could be robbed, but who cares it's comfier out here.

[Tails82]

I've had quite a few over the past several weeks but keep forgetting to post them. One of them I was at the scene of a plane crash. Another I was doing spy stuff at a lab with a team that ended up wanting to create Scooby Doo irl and I got miffed that they wanted me to be like Shaggy. In the most recent one, I was in a hedge maze with some other folks and I joked that I'm waiting for a killer to chase us around. Outside a mansion, there was a burlap bag that led inside a tile basement when you squeezed through it. Inside this lady with two knives ties me down but not really. I guess she is one of these multiple personalities where she is really nice and then really evil. I say "not really" tied down because it was like with a single string of yarn, plus she left to do something and both knives were in reach. She told me not to break free but when I did almost instantly, she ran back to attack me so I threw one of the knives aside and convinced her I wouldn't break out. Then I did, but waited a minute for her to leave. I got into another meeting with her and this is when it pulls out to me watching all this on TV. I groan at how dumb the whole thing is. Don't go back into the room and have another meeting with someone who can snap in a moment and try to kill you.

[Tails82]

The old I'm in high school again for a visit and forgot where my locker was. This is because they moved all the lockers around and now they didn't match up at all. There was a double-wide double-thick green locker sticking out from a row of yellows. I went up and down the halls looking for mine - was it 200? 250? Eventually I found out it was 218, and silly me how can I forget because it's sticking right out there - mine's the one that has an etching from a famous guy drawn into the top of it. I point this out to someone and they say yeah, there are special lockers now. Like the one with a papier mache sunflower on it, or another one some kid drew on with a marker just like mine. No dude, the piece on my locker is a Picasso-level masterpiece, not a marker doodle.

Anyway, we're done talking about lockers. It's what's in it that matters. For a second I thought the dream was over and I'd never find out, but it wasn't. I opened the case and I have a little mini red plane with a chick pilot! Chicks not included, but the eggs are. I gotta wait for them to hatch. So I take out the parts and I have a little extra. I have my tiny plane with a propeller you start with your finger, two chick pilots (who hatched with matching goggles) and a bonus bunny. The bunny has no seat in the plane so I pet it for dream purposes, even though I don't like that and am instantly thinking please don't pee on me please don't pee on me. Sure enough when I step outside he's gonna, but I have advance warning so I stretch arms far away from me and tilt my head way back because you are definitely not gonna pee on my face. Ah well. We got some chick pilot plane action out of it.

[Tails82]

Night before last I was inside a different world which I learned through a flashback was made by some kid. He started a comic and you would become a character in this world if he wrote your name in the list of characters. They got a city and a jungle in the other world, and a lot of people signed up. The only problem that they found was that people had no idea how to get back out of the world once they went in. But it was a nice place and you were immortal in it so whatever. Then I got a letter saying that Ally and Jake were going away across the ocean forever and it made me sad. My uncle showed up and that made it awkward.

Last night I was doing yard work in the dark with Jen. Also there was now a second story on the garage because my bro rolled a bin down the stairs and tried to hit me with it.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

It's been a coupla years since I followed Slightly Damned, so I was kinda shocked when I checked up on it in the dream world and found out Buwaro was missing an arm.

Night before I shot the family dog, thinking it was an intruder, and proceeded to feel some of the most intense guilt and depression I have ever felt.