The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Tails82]

I went back to high school for once a week research. As to what the research is, I dunno. I forgot. I also forgot where my locker was. So after homeroom, which was a panel of four teachers in a darkened room with the spotlight on them, I had to unlock a room but the key was in my locker so I spent the whole day looking for it.

[Tails82]

A few nights ago this guy robbed a corner store and he pulled a gun on me at the front door saying I should skedaddle. So I ran down the road which went to a high school and the coach wanted me on the football team because I had good hustle as I ran past. Also people were graduating and throwing caps around in the hallways.

Last night I was trying to hide from someone I don't remember much why. But it was fairly easy because the place I was in was like a fancy maze with little cars you could get around in. I recognized being here before halfway through the dream (but I don't think I've been here before actually, in dreams or otherwise). There was also a section of a dream where I spat out some gum but then another piece was in my mouth so I spat the next piece out and so on.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I got my hands on a couple of ULTRA RARE rectangular vinyls that required special equipment to play since all the grooves were linear.

[Tails82]

A few nights ago the extended family got invited to Trump's house for the convention, because it turns out we are related through a distant relative from Hungary. We also got an envelope as the party gift but I didn't open it to see what was inside. Regular attendees got a dollar because he was giving taxpayer dollars back. Then there was dinner which was some weird plate from Hungary which smelled terrible and caused me to go to the bathroom multiple times. The house was fancy but the toilet was placed right in the middle of a room like some jokers do on the Sims.

Last night I went back to high school as part of that series of work I do there from time to time, but it had been so long I remembered my combination but not where the locker was. In the basement they were selling videogame merchandise.

[Tails82]

There was a cornfield in between some buildings and it had grown about waist-high. In some spots, according to a treasure map, there were special plants. We found one and we could tell because it had a little buffer space in between the normal rows. It didn't look special though, until you pulled on it a little and so my fingers found an invisible string that was attached to a balloon. It says if you held the balloon and made a wish it would come true, but one of my doof cousins released the balloon before we could try this. There were a few other special plants left on the map though. So looking for those going along the side of a building, and then passed near a black metal fence, there was this crowd of people on the other side of the fence who were looking for a mysterious famous midget opera performer from the 1700s. So mysterious that they didn't know his face but they knew his voice. So from behind the fence I start singing and they think I sound like the guy, and try to find me but I run around and hide. Sometimes I keep singing to them in answers just to mess with them. From there I talk to my preschool teacher who is inside an old building trying to fix it up. Then I sit down and my cousins bring in some new dog they got, which has behavior problems and almost instantly sinks its teeth into the side of my leg. I get free eventually and get away from it, then see if I've been injured. Everyone follows me and then an uncle shows me a $6,000 bill that he has to pay and asks me if I will pay for it instead. No thanks.

At other points of the same or some other dream, I'm talking to Ally and then I have to pass one more high school class by writing a 16 page paper in 3 days. But then I woke up and didn't

[Tails82]

Game Grumps had me over as a guest, and they were operating out of my grandma's old house.

[Tails82]

There were 6 robots disguised as humans on planet earth, and their mission was to get 6,000 other robots on robot planet to find a way here and conquer our world. Their names were the elasticites or something like that, because if you found one they would twist their elastic faces around in weird ways that humans couldn't do. Me and a small group of folks were to sneak into robot planet disguised as tourists to their museums. Their museums were in fact old factories that didn't exist for the arts or anything, and were just there because they had become obsolete. We were then to spy on their production and sneak around, avoiding patrols. We found out that the actual number was way more than 6,000 robots, and was actually 10 million.

The naxt part becomes more video gamey as our team gets detected and we have to leave the museum quickly on train, which in their world is actually more like roller coaster tracks that twist around in the air. We are pursued by a pack of robots who cling to the side of their carts and jump off, trying to get us. The robot train eventually overtakes our small cart and smashes it, leaving us to fall toward ground but I activate my flight vehicle. Action goes sidescroller as I fight pokefloats bosses with mega man shots. I start cycling through the weapons to find the weakness to Snorlax, who can kill me in 2 hits with his shots. One of my abilities is just a music box which is totally useless to combat, and actually harmful because a musical score blocks out the play field of 80 percent of the screen, so I have to dodge fast Snorlax shots on the remaining screen which is only like 2 rows tops. I fix it though and win. The next one I fought was Machamp whose head was in the center, moved around and shot at me, also split into 2 heads. Took many hits to beat.

[Tails82]

It was high school graduation at a weird building that was not my high school, and I knew this was wrong. I gave an unofficial speech and ran around with a sheet cape like a superhero.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

You dream a lot about school.

[Tails82]

A few nights ago my brother graduated and the ceremony was upstairs, in a room that somehow turned into outside. We had to wear monks robes because the graduation ended up being some secret ritual thing in the woods.

[Tails82]

I'm really glad it was just a dream that the toilet flushed upward and all over the room.

[Mastery]

I had a dream where I came to this board and Jen was experimenting with post headers, then board headers, then the opposite of post headers which is NOT signatures but above signatures (dreams make no sense), and whenever I tried adding one everything broke

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Donald Trump was keeping some old lady hostage - bound, gagged, everything - in a shopping mall. I stumbled upon her, Trump found out, and started holding me hostage too.

[Tails82]

It was another one of those post-zombie apocalypse dreams without the zombies. Or is it? Have I had one of these before? It feels familiar. I was in a house across from a minecraft moat and we had bands playing. Zombie Michael Jackson was set to come. Then Ally and I drive around town.

[Tails82]

There were bad guys afoot so I hid in a bathroom stall. Then they came in and talked about their secret plans to steal stuff. I went upstairs and it became this bronze staircase that opened up to a garden in the hills. I then became a disembodied cameraman in the valley as Captain America and Spiderman tried to figure out how to get to the treasure first before the bad guys. There was an old map from China and a translation book on a nearby windowsill which was very convenient. However Captain America didn't see it because he wanted to get there quick and thought he'd be strong enough to survive the traps. But he wasn't because he was too loud and moved too much, which set off a bunch of really sharp spikes from the other side of the valley that shot out and killed him. I could fly above the map and suggested Spiderman do the same with his webs, which would bypass everything. Also Jen was in my living room and I wanted to talk.

Last night, I was walking around a neighborhood that was all run-down and something was wrong. Ominous clouds. It turns out the area around the town had a bunch of toxic waste water and turned people into mutants. This happened due to a series of accidents, like earthquake, tornado whatever. Like the guy on SimCity just hit every disaster button at once. This was also within Genosha and they had a curfew being enforced by robots, so I was in trouble. Also there was an evil mutant defying curfew and he got to me first, so we had a boss fight. He had a bunch of forms and the series of fights was way too ridiculous. He got weapons, then a car, etc. Eventually he revealed this was the final final battle and his real identity was Evil Santa, so he brought out a sleigh and now was flying around. So a Latias came in and helped me out. I flew up there and shot him down, but he also knocked me off on his way down and I fell into the green water but was not in it long enough to mutate. Latias flies back and I'm now on radio with someone trying to determine my location. I make out some landmarks and determine I am east of my town. I identify a local museum but in the dream it's actually not the real building, but instead looks like the white house. I fly inside and get lost in a maze of underground research facility rooms, and dunno how to stop the Latias so we dodge a bunch of stuff and then break through a locked glass door that required a card to open. I bail and Latias goes flying off through the skylight. This was the most kickass part of the dream. Now with no way home, I begin doing research experiments in the lab and I dunno what I was trying to do. I think I was cutting up meat and trying to make it look like a human face. I soon get bored at this and sad that I can't fly anymore. I want to fly again! Not stuck on the ground like everyone else! So I find my way outside, and also a small ledge to jump down from. I keep doing this in circles, then stratch my arms out trying to fly or get attention from the Latias wherever it is. I am in the middle of writing a letter when it returns and I get to fly again.