The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Tails82]

I went around a mall with a squirtbottle because there were a bunch of photos of people cut out and put up on the walls, so I sprayed their crotches and said they peed their pants. I was quite proud of this and people found it funny so we formed a posse and went around doing it. There was also a section for youtubers in the food court and pewdiepie was crying about how he don't know how to get internet attention so I'm like "you have so many subscribers you baby, stfu"

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I was onboard a recreation of the Titanic for a cruise, but our package didn't include full access, so I and some other people were restricted to a glass cage that was hauled around along tracks. I was upset by this because I really wanted to check out the cool looking smokestacks that were belching out tons of black smoke.

I was in a shopping center that was struggling to stay in business because the only way to get to it was by an exit ramp from a highway, and most of that ramp had been flooded by water. I was able to reminisce to a time when the ramps weren't flooded, because they were very useful ramps, and my hearts went out to all the shop owners that were affected by it.

There was another bit I don't remember too well, but I was lucid during it. That makes the second lucid dream I had this week.

[Tails82]

Another mall and it was a cool place with stuff I wanted, but everyone closed 15 minutes early. Then some kid who obviously didn't have a full deck of cards was screaming and bit me on the arm whenever I said something.

[Tails82]

Another Ally dream...

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Oh?

[Tails82]

stuff

Last night we got pizza

[Tails82]

I got into a fight with my sister because she was drawing on all my stuff with permanent marker. Then I told my mom that I had to either kill or cripple her to stop the evil from taking over the world. My mom said it was an overreaction but then my sister turned into both the Joker and Two Face combined, so I called it. She jumps through the living room window and goes off to form an evil empire so our family has to go into hiding. I'm at some lady's house who is a friend of my dad's (for dream purposes only) and I make a lot of paper copies of important documents. This will be our HQ but I also have to keep moving to make sure I am not caught, because the bad guys would probably check everywhere and we had to wait for the heat to die down.

Then I end up in a Mario level which is like a 3D Mario Maker version with Sunshine/Galaxy stuff. It's also a whole bunch of multiplayer like a real life marathon and dozens of people are trying to get to the ending first. The checkpoints are placed in bad places so everyone has a problem hitting them, but then when we get used to it there's a dash to the finish. It's very maze-y with lines of goombas that rush up to surround and kill you. I got to the end first but barely, and there's a celebration along with a new game. The game is the town we're in right now and we're gonna live in it. It looked bigger than it was because the sky next to the ocean had a real good lighting trick but wasn't good enough because it was a fake sky with a wall once you jumped in the water and tried to swim out. But the ocean on the other side of the town was a lot bigger and you could go way out on that one.

[Tails82]

I talked with Ally and then went on a vacation. In a tent somewhere with cousins and uncle.

[Mastery]

Ever had that dream that made you get shocked and disappointed when you woke up?

Happened to me.

What follows is one of the most vivid dreams I've had. Also one of the longest but as dreams are, details escape me.

I'm hanging out with my friends in Manhattan. Walking and talking, shooting the crap, it's all good. We're crossing a lot, get to a sidewalk and start walking down alongside some buildings. Normal stuff.

But then my friend Gabriel looks up. He laugheed and was like "What is that?" I looked up too. Wow. It looks like a giant robot, slowly descending. By giant I mean absolutely HUGE. It wasn't above the island at all, but it was massive. "Is that a giant robot?" "Man that looks kind of real." "Who made this? How did they do it? It's pretty cool". We're just talking. But the robot lands (in the water) and we hear a huge sound. Suddenly things don't seem so cool anymore. I immediately realze what's going on. "Quick! Get over here!" I duck into an alleyway and pull my friends inside. I'm thinking "Is this real? Am I dreaming? This has to be a dream." But everything feels so real. The details are all there. I'm not just seeing, I'm feeling everything. And just as I expected, moments later water comes crashing down the roads and suddenly it seems like it's raining. the giant robot or whatever it was caused a tidal wave by landing.

As soon as we can we get out of the alley and start running in the opposite direction. Everyone's doing it. There's panic and chaos, but everyone's running.

We make it to the edge of the borough and start deciding our next move. When suddenly we see it. Descending from the sky. It looks different, but here it is. A giant robot. This one is smaller but still absolutely massive. As soon as we see that it's descending I quickly run the other way and tell my friends to come along. This wasn't gonna be pretty. Found another alleyway behind a building that protected us from a tidal wave we were even closer to. But people were getting washed away.

Let me reiterate how vivid this was. This is TERRIFYING. I felt the cold air moments before the tidal wave. I remember how absolutely loud and horrendous the sound of it landing in the water was. The feeling of the "rain" after the majority of the tidal wave hits. My shoes getting wet but I can't afford to care.

As soon as we can we use the subway tunnels to make it to Brooklyn. Eventually I make it home. On TV all the news is covering it. I remember a creepy as hell aerial view of Manhattan, with two robotic overlookers standing there, motionless. They caused enough destruction for now but we didn't know what was gonna happen next.

But it's not safe here.

The next day, robots start roaming the streets. They have single red glowing "eyes" and look like they're holding guns of some kind. I had to run from safe spot to safe spot. Things were getting destroyed, and people were screaming. Again, I thought "this is actually happening". We get chased back into Manhattan somehow. Me, my friends and a group of people also trying to get to safety are making our way down a road when suddenly a robot turns the corner. It has to be seven feet tall and it was pointing its weapons right at us. I didn't think we had a choice.

I bum rushed it, and so did a couple other people. I distinctly remember how odd one of them was too. It was someone cosplaying as Link and they were using their replica Master Sword. They bent the robot's arm around it. I quickly grabbed the "gun" at the end and pointed it at the robot's chest. I remember how creepy it was. Right at that point there was a horrifying "whirring" sound as the robot turned to "stare" into my face. I quickly presed a switch on the gun, and next things I know sparks fly out of its chest, and the robot gets knocked down, smoking. The "gun" remains in my hand, having been snapped off. I said "It's not safe to keep this" and I jam it into the robot's dimming red eye.

I remember I was told I was pretty cool in that moment, having killed the robot and made a scene out of it. I agreed. Had to celebrate our small victories. But we're in a safehouse again. I start thinking. I haven't actually seen a robot actually harm someone yet. The one we just faced off against was directly pointing a gun at us and didn't fire. Were they really trying to kill us?

More news gets out. The robots, and by this I mean the giant ones, came from space. Everyone is certain that aliens are behind it. But we haven't seen an alien. Only robots. Everywhere.

Months go by. Our way of life has changed. We are able to settle down into homes again. Robot "attacks" are only occasional. But those giant overlookers are still standing on both sides of manhattan, watching. Nobody knows what to do about them. Nobody even wants to try to get near them for fear of what they might do.

I'm about to eat dinner when suddenly my alarm goes off. I wake up from this dream and the first thing I think when I woke up is

GodDAMMIT. That was such a cool dream. I wish it was real. Why wasn't it real? It felt real the whole way through. I'm really disappointed that I had to wake up from that, and now I regret setting an alarm.

[Tails82]

Yesterday night I had a dream about a really nice big room that I thought was from college but when I woke up realized there was no way. It was not really fancy or anything, more basement-y and just spacious. It was meant for 4 people to each have a corner in an open room, but I remember the others got different plans and moved out meaning the whole room to myself. The one caveat was it was on an island and sometimes the water came in, but not past your feet. Then somebody came in with a class and there were a bunch of shelves added for DVDs.

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

My cousin just got married and the newlyweds decided to live in my grandma's old house. I start to get nostalgic over things.
Look, it's that phone with a rotary dial, I wonder if it still works. Ah, that tiny stove, how dainty!
And look who's taking a bath in the tub with no running water inside the dark closet, it's Jasmine from Aladdin! Except she's real. And her head is a porcelain mask.
"Hi, Jasmine!"
Oh that Jasmine. Wait, why are the newlyweds pretending not to see her? Wait a minute, I don't actually know her. This is kinda-
"Kuro chi! Eno'Mas! Yalah'Vesh! Kuro chi! Eno'Mas! Yalah'Vesh!"
Ooooooh k, time to drag my cousin out of the house. Cousin's spouse, please note that I'm desperately gesturing you to leave as well. You're suddenly interested in rummaging through the closet while being oblivious to the demon in it? K, cousin's going to be a widow at 22.
We both peer in to the house, no sign of the husband. Well at least I got her out. No damn it, don't go back in looking for his mangled corpse. Guess we'll follow suit.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I think I just had my first "all your teeth fall out" dream.

[Tails82]

Another Ally dream

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

I was in what I believe was a Danganronpa inspired eroge. I was about to cop a feel when my sister woke me up by ringing the door bell. At 9PM. When the door was open.
And now I'm finishing what's left of the ice cream straight from the container so that she can't have any.

[Tails82]

A few nights ago: a murderer was out there and out to get me. Somebody built a castle wall down by the railway station, where we had a standoff. I had called the cops so they were coming, but he could still kill me in the meantime. So I hid behind the wall and then doubled back the other side when he came through the gate. Then I ran off to the wilderness to lose him, up a dry creek bed. There were cabins. Then I came down from the hills and into somebody's house where I explained stuff and wanted to check the news to see if he got caught yet.

Last night: I'm Spider-Man in a game and a little 8 bit Venom was chasing me. First I thought he was gonna hurt me, but he was right next to me and not hurting me. A support character? I dunno because he disappeared. I was trying to web swing around but nothing wanted to attach. But then it worked when the sky got cloudy. Was I swinging off the clouds? To make matters weirder, when I found the command to shot web straight up, I was drawn up to the ceiling. I had discovered the confines of the level. Was I in some scientist's indoor weather lab? Who knows. Part 2, I'm a detective by the old convent looking for Ebenezer Scrooge. Someone had left in a hurry. I found a red accounting book that would nab him for a crime. I think he stole or something, I don't remember. But I was showing it to another detective and we sorta milled about the place and looked at some other random books. Meanwhile we learned from HQ that Ebenezer had a partner, Mimi from the Drew Carey show, and she had snuck away on a train with a disguise.