The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Tails82]

I was in like this run-down kitchen and there were ghost demon dogs that slid through the walls and cracks of doors so it wasn't safe. I decide to go to a gaming convention with some other folks and they take the...train? Bus? It looked like a bus and stopped like a bus but it was on rails. Also the driver completely ignored us and closed the door before we could get on, so I was last and was gonna get left behind if I didn't grab up on like this grey metal platform on the side of the vehicle that lowered at stops but raised up above head height while driving. One of the guys was like "reach for my hand" and so I did and then before I could grab something else or swing myself up he just pulls me up entirely with one hand because he's strong I guess. Oh and then the bus stops immediately like 50 feet away and we're there lol.

[Tails82]

Ok there were like death matches going on with challenges on each floor. I fought Darth Vader, and then a giant rhino with my dad on level 16. Then you would take the elevator down to fight another guy on the next level but I was able to escape the game and tear through a wall with a classroom on the other side (where an audience watched?) and I only fought to save other people from the challenges when it looked like they were in trouble.

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

There was two lions caged between a pair of soccer goal nets on an elementary school's play ground. I thought to hell with these kids, I'm getting out of here before I have to help pry a lion off a kid.
I get like a 10 yard head start before I find out that both lions have been chomping on my arms, apparently they skipped all the kids on the way to me. I don't know where the giant wolf came from but it started gnawing on my head.
I start questioning why no one's helping me. Then I hear Demolition D narrating the scene, "and as you try desperately not to lose conscious from blood loss, you wonder if you ever did anything with your life at all."

Some how this wasn't a nightmare.

[Tails82]

Me and some other characters could transform into certain aminals but then more things the more we got used to superpowers. Started off in a little hedge maze with powerups and stuff. Then I could fly so I went on a roof to see what's up. Ended up in a house where we knew we shouldn't be and found a scalp in one of the drawers. Ran out the garage and hid in another one across the street as sunrise came, thought I was spotted but no one came after us. So we just acted cool and walked away and now the garage over there had jet engine stuff in it, but no one in sight. Then there was a concert.

[Tails82]

11:44 PM - Tails82: just remembered something
11:45 PM - Tails82: I had a dream with Bill Trinen in it
11:45 PM - Tails82: he's a jerk in person, in dreams

[Tails82]

I had like 3 dreams but the longest one was days ago and now I forgot. There was another one where I asked Jake to convert.

[Tails82]

There was like this really long TV animation for the powerball which they decided to turn into like a big suspenseful special for everyone to watch. Then I was driving around with two friends (people and location randomly constructed for dream purposes). We stopped in a parking lot and then half a dozen dudes wearing overalls came over and looked like bad news. I locked the doors but they broke in and pulled out the girl seated next to me and my suitcase before I took off.

[Tails82]

Uhh there were parts I don't remember from this morning but it involved some item collection in a town square. I also talked to my brother and Ally showed me some vacation/beach photos.

[Tails82]

It was my uncle's house but a huge basement with secret passages. I was to meet a government contact there who would leak some unspecified secrets to me which would blow the lid off whatever it was. In the meantime I played Smash with Jen and barely won with Little Mac (who I dislike irl).

[Tails82]

I was in a hotel with a bunch of folks barricading stuff and trying to stop a group of sinister looking people wearing clown masks from getting in. But they got in and it turns out they weren't gonna kill us anyway. Then I was like some kind of test hiker for the scouts to plan routes for them. We started at the church but there wasn't a parking lot anymore and it was now a river. So after I crossed that, the rest of the street was different too and now there was a gentle slope up to a pavilion with some statue in it. Very green grass.

[Tails82]

This really hard Mario 64 secret level where you had to go to the right exact spot in a city and scale a mansion from the outside. Which was hard due to obstacles and slidey slopes on places you think you could stand. Then you had to go high up on some moving floating platforms, to the invisible ceiling of the map, and then jump at the exact right spot to hit the invisible question block that wins the level. If you miss the jump or hit the invisible ceiling and it canceled out your jump, you fall down and have to start the whole thing over.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I was being chased by the slenderman a la The Eight Pages. I knew that if I ignored certains objects, I'd be fine, but that constant feeling of dread never left. It's been a while since I had a genuine nightmare like that.

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

I was a cheese merchant in early Japan. The English came in and then I think I became the sole English cheese merchant in Japan. My sales pitch was, "You thought the cheese from Kyoto was hard to get your hands on?" or something. When I woke up I looked at www.chowhound.com/post/short-history-cheese-milk-japan-757258 to see if any of that was probable.

Some separate instance later, I thought :v had invited me to play Skullgirls but it was actually King of Fighters XIV that looked like King of Fighters XIII with King of Fighters '98 UM's interface and I was like, "What the hell dude, I can't run this" so I exited the game.

[Tails82]

Everybody at home and work kept lookin' over my shoulder for everything. Then I went out the front door and there were wagons in my yard and some people walking out of the cornfields that were now real tall and right next door, so i went into the garage since they were up to no good.

[Tails82]

Yesterday night I had a dream involving a hedge maze in a bright super-saturated location. Dirt floor with a house and a swimming pool connected to a stream, by a mountain. I could swim through the little stream either as a frog or by shrinking down really small and riding on one. Also there was a dragon but he was cartoonish/friendly and not bothering anyone.

Last night I was at high school and sat through a whole 40 minute test without knowing what to do. The front board was blank and I'd just been teleported in. But then toward the end the camera turned and the question was written on the side board, so I quickly wrote something down. Also I forgot my locker combination because I didn't know which year this was. It was senior year by location but I didn't get to try all the combinations because when the bell rang it was time to leave and a whole crowd-blob of people congealed onto me as we went out the door.