The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Tails82]

I went back to school for some kind of basic computer course. Then I wanted to see Jake. In the dream world this meant walking down the street, also in dream world I got to join the class in May (I wondered why this was so in the dream itself) but turns out it was simultaneously the first class AND the semester was almost over, AND I had already taken a test and got a pink sticky note waiver explaining this made sense somehow.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

In a mall as stores were closing. Many stores had failed to properly lock their doors, and there were a lot of kids running around. These kids were getting into the stores, using their merchandise, etc. As I passed the pet store, some kids were freaking out about the ferrets, so I briefly talked to them a little, which calmed them down. Then as I was walking away, this boy thrust a bunch of ferrets onto me. I was playing with them while walking back to the store to put them back, but this mom caught me and started yelling at me for setting a bad example for the kids by stealing store merchandise. She barely let me explain that this punk kid over here practically threw them on me.

Then Some other dream stuff happened, including having no pants in polite company.

[Tails82]

I was at a store that had a lot of games and it was closing down, because everybody showed up to play games there but nobody bought anything. Then a queen bee and hive come through the door. I go down the aisle and there's TVs with South Park on them. Then this bald guy jumps out of the TV and tries to kill me. I climb a snowy mountain outside to get away from him but he has some kind of GPS tracker and a bike so he can catch up to me even if I lose him. On the way down the other side of the mountain I consider screaming to kill him in an avalanche but it would probably kill me too. I get to town and the guy lives here, he's got a pregnant wife and some other dude who works for him because if either of them leave they know they're gonna be killed. But the wife was faking pregnant and waited til he left town to run out and find the sheriff. The sheriff originally wants to arrest the henchman dude but finds out he was only working for the bald bad guy and the reason he had so many knives was to kill the bald guy one day.

[Tails82]

I was in some creepy suburb with an old castle and a ghost came by. He drove into me with a ghost train and tried to possess me but it was more like just an annoying voice in my head telling me to do stuff. We talked it out and decided he would be staying inside me because the only way out was...to digest him normally. We both decided that would not be a great way to go, so we stuck together and he gave me ghost superpowers like the ability to do things with my mind. Then the town flooded and drifted off to sea but at least I managed to use my superpowers to clean up drifting trash and make the water look more blue.

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

I bought a New 3DS with 90 dollars from Target. It had Gamestop's price tag that sad NEW as opposed to USED. Which is weird because Target doesn't sell used items. I was pretty happy with that swipe until I unboxed and it was obviously used. Shit ton of scratches and a dirty screen.

My 3DS game case came in the mail today. Prophetic dream? Hopefully a LE N3DS that I like is announced soon.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

It appears my current recurring theme for dreams is being in high school again. This time, I was taken out of class by my guidance counselor, who had handed my a clipboard full of papers. I looked at the clipboard and noticed that the top paper had an empty list, and was titled, "Skills and Attributes." I looked up at her while I was following her down the hall, and said, "Ah, this is the aptitude test, isn't it?" She replied, without looking back, "Yes, and it's extremely important that you take this test. It's almost as important as your actual diploma." I thought to myself, C'mon, I've got this really sweet gig with an HVAC company, I don't need this.

She took me to a computer lab where the test was being administered. It was full of other students. These students were a mix of confused and insanely rowdy, so while the guidance counselor was busy trying to keep things under control, I snuck out.

[Tails82]

Somebody threw up on me while I was sleeping. It was gross and then I had to worry about catching whatever they had.

[Tails82]

There was a school (two buildings, one on each side of the street) where two Alien aliens landed. One died in the crash but the other started eating people. But they were more like Predators in that they enjoyed hunting people. I ran to the second building and asked the principal/mayor for a city evacuation, but they said no. So I decided to leave the city and that meant walking through a bunch of long corridors with multiple hallways through places so I thought, well I'll be a long way from the alien and odds that he follows me are very small when he has a bunch of other closer people to kill. But maybe he would follow my scent or something, also I was worried the game map was a globe so I would walk so much I'd loop around to where I was originally. So then I'm in another town and the alien is there, hijacking bikes from kids to move around. Then he grew wheels and became aerodynamic so he didn't need a bike and sped down the road. I met my dad and a survivalist and they were gonna drive away to be safe. We go to the parking garage and my dad has a little room there with a bunch of stuff cluttered up. I said we don't have much time but he says take EVERYTHING in the room even old cameras and VHS tapes because "they might be important"

[Tails82]

I was at a class on the 6th floor of somewhere and it ended after a lot of blah blah blah. Going back down I didn't use the elevator because I thought I saw one but it said "emergency elevator" and was shaped like a pet-sized coffin because the building did pet cemetery stuff and so that wasn't for me to use, or fit into. Found the stairs and they were weird, kind of like those chain link snakes all wobbly down to the next floor, which was a library and it was all dark because it was past 8pm and everything was closed. The floor below it was a museum and I didn't know if they'd have alarms but since nothing was going off on this floor, might as well try. Well the alarms did go off and this guard pats me down as I say sorry, he says this happens all the time. I get led into this room with a bunch of valuable suits of armor on the wall, while there's like two dozen guards sitting at tables keeping an eye on them. I'm in a little break room off to the side when the armor starts disappearing off the walls and the guards freak out. Either we're dealing with a super fast thief or a psychic one who can move them away with his mind. Then I notice I've lost my keys and don't have a way to get back in my house. I think about going up to college and end up in some room with a re-enactment actor playing George Washington, and they asked me for tips on how to perform. I said the performance was fine and the only thing you could change to make it more accurate is 1) not have a woman play George and 2) I thought the fact that this lady was missing an eye and had this gruesome empty socket, it would scare the kids.

[Tails82]

Multiple update

I was outside this very modern glassy building after emerging from a subway and there were a bunch of dudes shooting at me with purple plasma guns. My health almost went all the way down because it was hard mode, but I found a bulldozer and took them down. Then I did tricks in the park and tried to jump it through hoops.

I went through a bunch of buildings and shops in the city but then some dude wanted to sell me insurance and also it got dark and somebody was following me down the streets wanting to kill me so I turn around and head back.

At the mall I have to mow a small indoor lawn and I left my pants at the coat check. Then I get them back so I have my phone again and call some old friends. We go to a building which is a hotel but also offices and we eat there. Then there's a contest where you have a bunch of fruits on a plate with pieces of paper mixed in for points. I have no idea what the contest is, no one explains the rules and they don't announce the start either. But I get like a fistful of point slips out of the plate and turn them in. As we wait for the results one friend leaves, to be replaced by another one and his kid brother. The results come back and the lady at the desk shows me the printout with these weird values I can't make sense of. She says that she will rip these out and try to print out new ones, because with results like these I wouldn't want them on my permanent record. What record? I don't know. I get bored of waiting for the new results, meanwhile there was a raffle earlier in the day that I missed and they announce the results now. Laharls wins a trophy of a dolphin. Then my friends are gone and there's these two dudes who say they can drive me back home in their car. We get in and even though it's supposed to be a bunch of one-way roads, their theory is we're just gonna rewind and drive backwards the whole way and everything will be ok. Well that's pretty dumb for obvious reasons and we have a lot of near-misses with incoming traffic.

[Tails82]

I had a class to go to but couldn't remember when it was because I didn't have a schedule. Then some weird guy was outside on the streets at night so I didn't want to go out so late. It was a dumb class anyway and I decided to skip it. Then it's kindof hard to follow. Like I walk out of my room and there are two other people there, then I tell them don't close the door and went back in for my keys. Then at some point end up in a car on Main St. back home and there's this really tired guy driving so I tell him to pull over and take the wheel. He was gonna do some concert the next town over but he was ready to zonk out so that wasn't happening until he got some rest. I drive down the road and end up at this bike trail over a gulch that's only in my dreams and not irl. I jump it with a bike, and ride home as the sun rises, passing a few houses and trying not to be noticed that I'm going through their backyards.

[Tails82]

I was taking a test except they didn't have my name on the list and then after I sorted that out the answer key didn't make any sense to me. It was a really dumb grid where there were a bunch of letters but no questions and I thought you were supposed to pick the right letters in sequence but then it turns out it's standard multiple choice. Instead of a,b,c,d they have a bunch of different letters for whatever reason. Then the questions finally materialize. Then my laptop is low battery but I recharge it and wonder why it's even there because I could just cheat and look up the answers. Also there's a running counter of correct answers at the top left of the page which means you should be able to 100% it anyway. Then I find out everyone except me has boyfriends/girlfriends, yes Ally too.

[Tails82]

A couple others I meant to update but didn't:

I was taking a class in this fancy basement with a few computer labs off to the side and a conference room with nice cushy black seats. The stairs were lit with blue neon. Up at the front of the building was like an airport lobby. This I'm told was an expansion on my high school. Then I saw my old computer teacher yelling at my brother and one of his friends because they challenged each other to see who could get worse grades. Also my brother didn't want to wear a batman shirt but it was the only shirt around and I thought he looked good in it so I trailed him down the stairway and tried to put it back on him. Then I waited outside in a car because we were gonna go somewhere and we were told some guy was running around killing people with a chainsaw.

I went to a gift shop in what was sortof like a deserted western town on the outside, but nice on the inside. Then I went up to a library inside a castle at night because I needed to move some books. It was a pretty big place and it had a whole lot of files so I got lost for a while. There was even a cage in the back with XXX over it but I didnt go in there. Then I went outside and tried to find the parking lot I parked in but there wasn't just one elevator in this casle, it was like a series of them down the side of a slope and it was confusing which floor to stop on. Though I did find a tour group and they gave directions.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I was reading a comic that combined elements of Fullmetal Alchemist with Slightly Damned. Included was a sentient canteloupe melon that could've saved the world, until the guy it needed to talk to jokingly cut it in half and scraped out the seeds.

[Tails82]

There was this town with invisible game boundaries until I found out a way through a window that brought you to a larger map. So everyone was happy and then I found another window to do it again. They were impressed because they were game characters who could not think of something bigger outside their normal boundaries.

I bought a second Wii U because I had a plan to tape two of them together to make a supermachine, but I quickly realized that was silly so returned it.