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-Chapter 8-
All stocked up and ready to go, our eager heroes set out to save Tails from the land of gamefaqs. Ferret couldn't go because his post count was full, but he made some nice lunches for Laharls, Wave, Nitro and BIASK. The lunches lasted about 5 seconds because some idiot let BIASK hold the lunchboxes.
(there was a touching scene where Wave and Espeon parted ways, maybe someone else can write that
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The group of 4 walked on down to the boardwalk, eager to set out. Wave and Nitro's future senses were tingling, telling them a strorm would soon hit if they did not head out early. BIASK led them to his boat.
"Well here we are, fellas." BIASK approached the boat. "One of the finest sea farin' boats in town."
The boat was actually quite terrible, as a matter of fact. It looked as if a 5-year old had thrown some duct tape around a bunch of rotting logs. But the boat was, miraculously, floating. And they didn't really have much choice.
Nitro did not approve. "We're going across the sea in THIS? You'd have to be crazy to get i-"
"ME FIRST!" Wave jumped in.
"No me! I'm the admin, I go first!" Laharls shoved Wave off the boat and into the water.
Nitro: *facepalm*
Travelling across the sea was slow and long. BIASK nibbled on a few paddles, making things worse. And far off on the horizon a strorm was brewing. This was no normal strorm. This was a strorm to end all strorms.
"Golly fellas, I don't like the looks of them storm clouds, hyuk hyuk hyuk" said BIASK, with some degree of concern.
"Yeah well I don't like your face, but I still have to put up with it" Nitro muttered.
The strorm bore down on them, the waves got really high, the winds got really strong, Tails got really tired at this point and wondered if he should rewrite this part to make it less repetitive and stupid-sounding. Then he got really thirsty and drank a root beer.
The thunder and lightning was so terrible it made Tails look less annoying. And of course BIASK's poor little ship could not take all of this strormery being thrown at it. It scattered into a million pieces.Yeah, that's right. The strorm was so powerful it beat out duct tape. Laharls screamed like a little girl, and Wave blamed himself for causing all this. Nitro decided to get in one last punch at Harlie, but was suddenly jerked overboard. BIASK regretted that he was going to die without ever seeing pictures of Laharls' sister. And the boat went down. The four were lost forever in the strorm and everybody died. The end.
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BIASK woke up on shore, all confused and flabbergasted he survived.
"Golly, how did I end up getting through that? It must've been my Hidden Power at work, yup. No other way I could've made it out of there, hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk.
*glances to the left*
*glances to the right*
"Well shucks, no one else is around. Sure hope they made it out ok...wait, why the 3094313 am I talking like this? Nobody else is here, Yay! ...Dude, maybe that storm loosened my mask a little bit...I can finally get out of this stupid fursuit! Damn Tails and his super glue prank! Imma beat him up when I see him!"
Spinbel took off his mask and did some practice spinzakus on a couple nearby rocks.
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!" said a voice behind him. "You are in violation of the Terms of Use of our great nation of GameFAQs!"
"Lolmods, what is it this time?" Spinbel asked. "Was I being too violent towards the inanimate objects?
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Disruptive Behavior - Behavior that disrupts the Service for other users, intentional or not, are prohibited. This includes, but is not limited to: messages or topic titles that force browsers to scroll horizontally; large blank or content-free messages, including quoting another user without adding any additional content and posts that consist only of one or more smiley faces; “rick rolls” (posting misleading or disruptive links); "bumping" older topics (posting in them well after the last post); posting identical or near-identical messages or topics, including "fad" posts or topics; intentionally hard-to-read topic titles or posts (i.e. ALL CAPS, AlTeRnAtE cApS, no spaces, no or excessive punctuation); posting hard-to-read or nonsensical messages in a single or multiple topics; posting large ASCII art (except in social topics specifically calling for it); or post counting (i.e. "First", "100th Post"). Shouting or otherwise creating noise in an active voice channel is considered disruptive behavior.Your rock-kicking has created quite a bit of noise, 5228024."
"Hold it! Couldn't find that objection!"
A lead mod stepped out from behind a tree. "That wasn't an objection, those are against the TOU. That was your User ID. Everyone has one here. And misuse of the form can result in having your rights to contest removed."
"no u"
The GameFAQs admin approached Spinbel on his golden chariot. Within 48 hours, he responded: "Upheld. You have lost the right to contest any future moderations. Thank you for visiting GameFAQs!"
The mods dragged SpinAsbel off, removed every smashed rock bit from the scene of the crime and hammered in a "[this debris has been deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]" sign.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the beach, Laharls washed up on shore.
-End of Chapter 8-
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