Cool Story Time.
Sept 24, 2009 22:58:10 GMT -5
Post by Tails82 on Sept 24, 2009 22:58:10 GMT -5
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-Chapter 7-
Laharls ran toward Tails with all his speed, but Tails was faster and easily dodged the hammer of doom.
"Is that the best you can do? C'mon Harlie, don't make me laugh. You're too slow!" Tails taunted.
"Oh yeah?" Get a load of THISSSSSSSSS!" Laharls yelled, as his hammer transformed into a giant rocket hammah!
"Jinkies! Gotta stay on my toes! I didn't know you'd be a no good cheatin' varmint, dagnabbit!"
"I am the admin. I can do what I want, when I want. And right now I want you dead."
"Just try and catch me!"
Laharls kept a-swingin' and Tails kept a-dodgin', until the two were worn out.
"What the 3094313!? Stand still and take your punishment like a man! NITRO!! Destroy Tails!" *dramatic pointing motion* "Then all the pudding will be MINE!!!"
"Whatever." *coughgreedycapitalistcough*
Now Tails was in a diddly of a pickle, gettin' all double-teamed by the mods. But then he remembered the spin attack BIASK taught him. He spun and he spun, makin' Harlie and Nitro all dizzified. His strategery worked.
"Mission accomplished! Now for the final blow!" said Tails, punching Laharls in the face.
This victory was rather short-lived, since Tails is a little weakling and has the most annoying voice in Sonic history ever. So he basically didn't harm Laharls at all and annoyed him even more with his high-pitched nerd voice.
"Hey Tails, guess what!?" Nitro shouted. "Snape killed Dumbledore!"
"N-no...you're lying..."
"And it gets even better: Dumbledore was gay."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tails got really mad and confused and hurt itself in its confusion! Laharls stepped forward.
"Your attacks are useless, Tails. You have no power here. Now you will pay for your disloyalty." He raised his hammer high, about to slam it down on Tails's lil' noggin when suddenly:
"OBJEC-I mean, STOP!" shouted some dude from behind them. It was Wave! Wave entered the courtroom with a sad look on his face. "I would have been here sooner if i wasn't suffering from a huge hangover...I'm really sorry about this, guys, I really am. I thought no one would find out...I didn't think anyone would notice if a pudding here or there was missing. And I REALLY didn't think Laharl would go crazy over something this small."
"It was YOU!?" Laharls dropped his hammer on Tails. "How could you be so disloyal, Wave? After all we've been through!!"
"You don't understand. Espeon needed some pudding too! So last night, when I was over at your place, I took some pudding from your fridge before I left. I'm not proud of it and I really don't want anyone else to get blamed for this. This is all my fault. I'm the cause for everything."
"Hey Wave, no big deal. It's just a pudding, there's more important things out there. Politics, for example."
"I don't want to look at you, Wave. I'm questioning whether I should ban you AND Espeon for what you've done."
"Wait, Laharls! Look at the kitty. Isn't it cute? :3"
"Aww, just look at the little kitty. It's so distracting! Alright, I won't ban you Wave. You neither, Tails...Tails?" But Tails was gone!
"If I may" Ferret stepped in. Laharls immediately dropped to the ground chanting "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!" and made a ferret board.
"In all this confusion, it looks like you dropped the ban hammer on Tails." Ferret explained.
"Ah well, no big loss..."
But Nitro would not stand for this. "How could you, Laharl? Censoring people is a no-no. And now where will we get our pudding and our cool stories? I suck at intermissions" [just kidding nitro
]
"Hmm...Wave, what do you think?"
"Tails > Laharl"
"Well fine. But how are we gonna get him back?"
"Well, you've banished him to the land of Gamefaqs" Ferret pointed out. "You're going to need to travel there and find him."
"But where could he be? The Brawl board? Some secret board?"
"Sorry but I'm out of posts for today bye" Ferret ran out.
"Dammit! Guess we need to think this one out."
"Well shucks, guys. If you wanna sail over to Gamefaqs, I have a really neat boat, hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk" BIASK chimed in.
"If we have no other choice...TAILS BETTER APPRECIATE WHAT I'M DOING FOR HIM!" Laharls got ready to venture into the land of Gamefaqs. Would he succeed in finding Tails? Or is the expedition doomed to fail, seeing as BIASK is involved?
-End of Chapter 7-
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-Chapter 7-
Laharls ran toward Tails with all his speed, but Tails was faster and easily dodged the hammer of doom.
"Is that the best you can do? C'mon Harlie, don't make me laugh. You're too slow!" Tails taunted.
"Oh yeah?" Get a load of THISSSSSSSSS!" Laharls yelled, as his hammer transformed into a giant rocket hammah!
"Jinkies! Gotta stay on my toes! I didn't know you'd be a no good cheatin' varmint, dagnabbit!"
"I am the admin. I can do what I want, when I want. And right now I want you dead."
"Just try and catch me!"
Laharls kept a-swingin' and Tails kept a-dodgin', until the two were worn out.
"What the 3094313!? Stand still and take your punishment like a man! NITRO!! Destroy Tails!" *dramatic pointing motion* "Then all the pudding will be MINE!!!"
"Whatever." *coughgreedycapitalistcough*
Now Tails was in a diddly of a pickle, gettin' all double-teamed by the mods. But then he remembered the spin attack BIASK taught him. He spun and he spun, makin' Harlie and Nitro all dizzified. His strategery worked.
"Mission accomplished! Now for the final blow!" said Tails, punching Laharls in the face.
This victory was rather short-lived, since Tails is a little weakling and has the most annoying voice in Sonic history ever. So he basically didn't harm Laharls at all and annoyed him even more with his high-pitched nerd voice.
"Hey Tails, guess what!?" Nitro shouted. "Snape killed Dumbledore!"
"N-no...you're lying..."
"And it gets even better: Dumbledore was gay."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tails got really mad and confused and hurt itself in its confusion! Laharls stepped forward.
"Your attacks are useless, Tails. You have no power here. Now you will pay for your disloyalty." He raised his hammer high, about to slam it down on Tails's lil' noggin when suddenly:
"OBJEC-I mean, STOP!" shouted some dude from behind them. It was Wave! Wave entered the courtroom with a sad look on his face. "I would have been here sooner if i wasn't suffering from a huge hangover...I'm really sorry about this, guys, I really am. I thought no one would find out...I didn't think anyone would notice if a pudding here or there was missing. And I REALLY didn't think Laharl would go crazy over something this small."
"It was YOU!?" Laharls dropped his hammer on Tails. "How could you be so disloyal, Wave? After all we've been through!!"
"You don't understand. Espeon needed some pudding too! So last night, when I was over at your place, I took some pudding from your fridge before I left. I'm not proud of it and I really don't want anyone else to get blamed for this. This is all my fault. I'm the cause for everything."
"Hey Wave, no big deal. It's just a pudding, there's more important things out there. Politics, for example."
"I don't want to look at you, Wave. I'm questioning whether I should ban you AND Espeon for what you've done."
"Wait, Laharls! Look at the kitty. Isn't it cute? :3"
"Aww, just look at the little kitty. It's so distracting! Alright, I won't ban you Wave. You neither, Tails...Tails?" But Tails was gone!
"If I may" Ferret stepped in. Laharls immediately dropped to the ground chanting "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!" and made a ferret board.
"In all this confusion, it looks like you dropped the ban hammer on Tails." Ferret explained.
"Ah well, no big loss..."
But Nitro would not stand for this. "How could you, Laharl? Censoring people is a no-no. And now where will we get our pudding and our cool stories? I suck at intermissions" [just kidding nitro
]"Hmm...Wave, what do you think?"
"Tails > Laharl"
"Well fine. But how are we gonna get him back?"
"Well, you've banished him to the land of Gamefaqs" Ferret pointed out. "You're going to need to travel there and find him."
"But where could he be? The Brawl board? Some secret board?"
"Sorry but I'm out of posts for today bye" Ferret ran out.
"Dammit! Guess we need to think this one out."
"Well shucks, guys. If you wanna sail over to Gamefaqs, I have a really neat boat, hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk" BIASK chimed in.
"If we have no other choice...TAILS BETTER APPRECIATE WHAT I'M DOING FOR HIM!" Laharls got ready to venture into the land of Gamefaqs. Would he succeed in finding Tails? Or is the expedition doomed to fail, seeing as BIASK is involved?
-End of Chapter 7-
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Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. 
