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little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ AKA Dat Nigga Ferret Posts: 3,843	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 16:39:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Sept 24, 2009 16:39:26 GMT -5 Wow, I actually got modded here! Have a happy skunk.
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Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 16:39:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on Sept 24, 2009 16:39:33 GMT -5 Religion is fict- shanked

Tails82 Lord of Terror++ Loyal Vassal still...sipping? Posts: 34,371	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 16:40:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tails82 on Sept 24, 2009 16:40:07 GMT -5 MOD ABUSE!
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Tails82 Lord of Terror++ Loyal Vassal still...sipping? Posts: 34,371	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 16:40:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tails82 on Sept 24, 2009 16:40:23 GMT -5 I'm gettin' out of here and goin' to gaemfacks.
	Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. "It's kinda sad how childish Tails is if his age in his profile is true..... No offense. >_>" -TheWave www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRqPAzXhJZ0 Do you see the little dot?

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Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 17:58:08 GMT -5

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Post by Chromeo on Sept 24, 2009 17:58:08 GMT -5

INTERMISSION

WARNING, TEH FURREH... depending on your literary interpretation.

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As Wave stepped out of the tram into the busy Amsterdam streets, he felt drained and empty. His life felt like he was slowly being dragged into oblivion. As he wondered sadly whether today would be another soul crushing grind at the [WORKPLACE], he reached for his iPod and raised it in front of him to cycle another album of Linkin Park songs.

That was when he saw her. He dropped his portable media player to the concrete, "Numb" forgotten. She was glistening in the sunlight, like dewdrops on a winter's morn. Wave's mouth dropped open as he stared. An outspoken feminist who obviously didn't respect the gravity of the moment made a snide comment about "Objectifying women" while pushing past, but even the passers-by who weren't enthralled with the glorious sight couldn't be bothered to listen. She was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. It was like life was running in slow motion. He was Solid Snake, and she was his codec. They were the only two things on the street that mattered. (aside from the dumbass on the moped who crashed into a road sign tying to avoid Wave, but he shouldn't have been driving on the cycle lane anyway)

As he took a single step towards the ray of sunlight (I ran out of metaphor, dueds), she slowly turned and looked at him, her purple eyes seeming to gleam. Just then, he felt a presence in his mind. It felt so natural, he had trouble remembering it hadn't been there his whole life.

"Hello, Wave."

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God, I can't believe I just wrote that. I read too much romantic trash, methinks. Well, I might as well post it now I've done it...

Last Edit: Sept 24, 2009 18:15:21 GMT -5 by Chromeo

Tails82 Lord of Terror++ Loyal Vassal still...sipping? Posts: 34,371	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 17:59:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tails82 on Sept 24, 2009 17:59:48 GMT -5 Wanna see a really disturbing pokemon fanfic? No? Good.
	Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. "It's kinda sad how childish Tails is if his age in his profile is true..... No offense. >_>" -TheWave www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRqPAzXhJZ0 Do you see the little dot?

Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 18:07:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on Sept 24, 2009 18:07:20 GMT -5 I never explicitly stated that any Pokemon were or weren't involved. If you want to interpret it like that, okay...

Tails82 Lord of Terror++ Loyal Vassal still...sipping? Posts: 34,371	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 18:10:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tails82 on Sept 24, 2009 18:10:16 GMT -5 lolk
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Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 18:12:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on Sept 24, 2009 18:12:20 GMT -5 Man, now I'll never get accepted into the Emo academy of fine art and poetry.

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Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 18:13:54 GMT -5

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Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Sept 24, 2009 18:13:54 GMT -5

I would nitpick your little side-story there, but...

Sept 24, 2009 18:07:20 GMT -5 Chromeo said:

I never explicitly stated that any Pokemon were or weren't involved.

Until I get the official word on the nature of this mystery woman, I can't. :(

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Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 18:16:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on Sept 24, 2009 18:16:14 GMT -5 I guess we'll just never know what the author was thinking.

Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 18:17:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on Sept 24, 2009 18:17:53 GMT -5 And yes, I admit it, I'm a pussy liberal pansy. Got to sleep now, bye byeeeeee.

little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ AKA Dat Nigga Ferret Posts: 3,843	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 18:18:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Sept 24, 2009 18:18:47 GMT -5 Good night, and just remember this for next time: Espeon Girl always refers to him as Master Wave, and only him does she refer to as Master.
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Tails82 Lord of Terror++ Loyal Vassal still...sipping? Posts: 34,371	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 18:20:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tails82 on Sept 24, 2009 18:20:47 GMT -5 That rules her out. Must've been Espeonn.
	Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. "It's kinda sad how childish Tails is if his age in his profile is true..... No offense. >_>" -TheWave www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRqPAzXhJZ0 Do you see the little dot?