Cool Story Time.

[Tails82]

He told me I could reveal it in the story ^_^

[thewave]

It's still mindblowing. o.o'

[Laharls_Wrath]

checks IPs


its true
BIASK IS SPINBEL

[Tails82]

Took you long enough, huh?

[Laharls_Wrath]

from now on I have to check the IP of every new member >_>

[thewave]

Do you really think I'm gonna compare every new member's IP with 30+ members?

[Laharls_Wrath]

spinbel now deserves a new title

i'm thinking lord of the alts or something along those lines

[Tails82]

Sept 24, 2009 22:58:10 GMT -5 Tails82 said:

Now Tails was in a diddly of a pickle, gettin' all double-teamed by the mods. But then he remembered the spin attack BIASK taught him.

Foreshadowing @_@

[Tails82]

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-Chapter 9-

Laharls woke up, all agitated but concerned. Where were the others? Even worse, where was his trusty banhammer? Laharls shuddered to think he was but a lowly regular user. A little up the beach, he noticed a few people walking towards him.

"Hey, you two! Could you help me out? I'm looking for a few people, have you seen-"

"There are approximately 4919 registered users currently using the message boards." they replied.

"Uh, ok...
>_>
<_<
But I'm looking for 3 specific users. Have you seen-"

"http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/feedback/index.php?type=23"

"What the **** is that? It even says right there 'Questions about another user or a specific board' aren't acceptable. Just answer my question, I command you as the embodiment of the Warth of Laharl and the admin of-"

"Are you claiming to be the admin?"

"No, not here, over at my-"

"Impersonation - Impersonating other users by creating and/or using a user account with a name clearly intended to impersonate, mock, or antagonize another user, or otherwise falsely claiming to be another member is strictly prohibited.

Your account is suspended, pending review by a real administrator. You're coming with us."

Laharls was dragged off and thrown into a prison cell.

"Got you too, huh?" Spinbel walked over to laharls.

"Spinbel? What are you doing here? Have you seen Wave, Nitro, or BIASK?"

"Wave and Nitro are here too. Saw them being dragged in. As for BIASK...golly, sure is a mystery. You think he'd be the most likely to be modded."

"WAVE! NITRO! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?" Laharls yelled. But the only response he got was a smack to the head and a "no posting in ALL CAPS."

A few floors up, Wave was sitting in his cell, thinking of how Espeon was miles away and cursing himself for being the cause of this whole mess. Wave nearly drowned when the boat fell apart but a kindly Vaporeon had carried him to shore. Wave's return to GameFAQs apparently occurred too soon, because the mods remembered they had already exiled him a few weeks ago. So here he was, locked up in a cell and muffled so he couldn't say anything.

Meanwhile Nitro was arrested as well. He had survived the boat wreck by swimming to shore himself. He was strong enough to do so, thanks to his state-run health care system, which made sure he had always received his ration of vitamins as a kid. He got modded for posting a G-Rated Intermission, the type of story that might have been acceptable on God knows what boards he came from, but not GameFAQs. He sat in his cell, ruminating on the inherent corruption of the mods.

How many hours passed? No one knows. Could've been 2 or 3...no one was really keeping count. After a while the mods came in and dragged spinbel to court.

objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3281239

"You were mod? THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?" Spinbel asked.



"Don't know, don't care. I have the banhammer here."

"Dude, I broke a couple rocks..."



"YOU DAMAGED MY ANTIQUE ROCK COLLECTION? Now this is serious. Expect a harsh treatment."

Spinbel was not amused. "May I object, your Honor?"



"Objections are an ancient fad and against the Terms of Use."

"Well shoot. When did that ever stop me? objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3281250"

objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3281254

Laharls, Wave, and Nitro were brought in.



"Hmm, a four-person invasion isn't that big. But who cares, I can delete whatever I want. YOU! *points to laharls* You will work off this punishment by becoming my personal slave. YOU TWO! *points to Wave and Nitro* to the Contribution Mines! And YOU *points to spinbel*...you will be suspended."

Everything went black for our heroes as this chapter faded away into endingness.

-End of Chapter 9-
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[thewave]

....I got saved by a fish? Oh well, it's the nest Water Pokemon anyway.....

AND WHY DOES SPINBEL ONLY GETS A SUSPENSION?! 3:<

[Tails82]

It's not as glamorous as it sounds.

[BIASK]

Sept 27, 2009 13:39:09 GMT -5 Laharls_Wrath said:

spinbel now deserves a new title

i'm thinking lord of the alts or something along those lines

I would prefer "the one who got banned twice" but if you're going with alts, can you include something about them have a lot of space in between words? Thanks in advanced, hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk HYUK.

[Laharls_Wrath]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*shoots self*

[Tails82]

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-Chapter 10-

Back at home, Espeon was worried about Wave's well-being.

"I sure hope he's all right. Maybe the others have heard some news about him."

She walked outside. It was a bright, sunny day, but this only made her more miserable because she didn't have Wave to share it with. Toxin walked by; he was a strange one, but then again, who isn't in this town? At least she knew he was trustworthy. Espeon worked up the courage to approach him.

"Hey toxin! Have you heard anything about..." but toxin kept on walking.

*sigh* "Nobody here pays attention to me...maybe Ferret's heard something."

Espeon walked up to Ferret's house and knocked oon the door. "Mr. Warlord, are you home? I sure hope he's not at work right now..."

Ferret answered the door. "Espeon Girl? You're not supposed to show up until Friday."

"No...it's me, Mr. Warlord. Just plain old Espeon."

"Oh, I see. I didn't recognize you without your scarf."

"Oh, I lent that to Wave before he left. Sort of a good luck charm for when he's thinking of me...um, have you heard anything about the gang?"

"Can't say I have" said Ferret. "I can't seem to find their topics. But they're a good group. A little strange, but I bet they'll pull through."

"I hope they're all right...well, thanks anyway, Ferret."

"Yeah, sure. Now excuse me, but I've just spent the first half of the chapter talking to an imaginary character. I need to drive these memories out of my head. Nothing personal."

*sigh* "I understand..." Espeon walked off toward the beach. The boardwalk was practically deserted today. All the active people in town were either busy or far across the sea. Espeon thought about Wave again and started to cry.

"Something the matter, miss?"

Espeon whipped around and shouted "GO AWAY! This is none of your business!"

"Aw sorry ma'am, I don't mean to pry. I was just walkin' along the beach here when I saw youse all tearin' up. Name's Umbreon, by the way. Nice to meet ya."

*sniff* "It's all right, Mr. Umbreon. I'm just worried about Wave. He left a few nights ago and I haven't heard from him since..."

"Now, this Wave fella...you two are close?"

"Yeah...I miss him so much. I really hope he's OK."

Umbreon inched closer. "Now, this Wave...before he left, he didn't happen to have a pink scarf on his person, did he?"

"Why yes, I gave him my scarf for good luck right before he left..."

"Well then I don't know what to tell ya, Miss. Because I happened ta find this scarf on the beach yesterday mornin'" Umbreon brought out Espeon's pink scarf.

"W-what? This must be a mistake. Why wouldn't Wave take the scarf with him? This can't be mine."

"Well I dunno what to say then. Alls I know is this scarf with the words 'to Espeon, from Wave' on it just happened to show up, then."

"Maybe he dropped it. He wouldn't have forgotten."

"Maybe he left you for someone else."

There was a long silence. Espeon thought to herself: would Wave desert her like that? Her initial thought was no. But then she remembered Wave's tendency to drink. If he drank too much, he could end up doing something he'd later regret...what if he had left her in one of his temporary lacks of judgment?

"I don't think Wave will ever desert me...but then again, I didn't think he'd leave my scarf behind...I'm just so confused." Espeon started crying again.

"There there, miss. You look like you could use some cheering up. Hows about you meet me later for lunch?"

Espeon wiped the tears from her eyes. "I guess, if it'll help me get my mind off of all this."

"Great, I'll see you later today. Hope you feel better soon." Umbreon walked off, a slight smirk forming on his face. "She will be mine, oh yes. She will be mine..." he said to himself as he disappeared into the shadows.

-End of Chapter 10-
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[Chromeo]

Dun dun duuuuun!