Those other two entries retroactively become the other chapters to round this off.
-Chapter 101-
"Now back to how awesome-"
"I wish I could actually make sense of human emotion. But humanity sucks."
GM looked down at the floor, his thoughts elswhere, before snapping back out of it. "Haha, just kidding."
"As I was saying," Vinyl returned to the subject at hand, "back to how awesome My Little Pony is. Sure you don't like it? You're not sounding like yourself lately. Misanthropic and nonsensical. Almost as nonsensical as a badly-worded three word story inserted awkwardly into the conversation."
"No I'm not a misanthropist, lol. All humans are jerks, but I wish I could be part of all this."
"That's...deep, I guess? I assume we're talking about life in general and not ponies, but you can be a part of all this is you want. We would all welcome you to the herd, and love and tolerate you, and-"
GM yawned. "I'm no good getting to sleep, but nobody notices when I say, "go to hell."
"Yeah I do"
"No you don't", replies Game Master, the best gamer. "Nobody does."
"I noticed just now," Vinyl objected. "And it's not very loving or tolerating of you."
"Whatever..." GM sighed in between yawns. "You just don't understand. Things were better before. I went to a great school. There was a cool story to hear on the board community..." GM looked off into the distance.
"That was before the ponies...and the space laser...the insomnia...before everything went wrong..."
"Oh, it's not so bad" Vinyl interrupted.
"Yes it is! It's very bad!" GM slammed his fist down on the nearest flat surface.
"We have to go back! We have to go back!"
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Tails heard shuffling outside his tent. It could be trouble. Who knows what Lurking Horror could be out there making its way around gamefaqs? Tails felt around for something to grab, maybe he could defend himself with it. All he found near him was the devolution spray. Hm, maybe he could use it like mace?
Pyro opened the tent and jumped in. "Hi cutie! ^_^ Hey, what is that? What does it do?"
"It's...something. It does stuff."
"Laharls looked pretty mad when you stole that. Is it a fizzy lifting drink?"
"What? No..."
"What is it?"
"I told you, stuff."
"You and your stuff! If you're going to be like that, I'm not going to tell you why I came to visit you okay Ill tell anyway. I'm horny!"
"Ok. And?"
"And I like you."
"Okay?..."
"AND YOU GET TO SEE ME NAKED!" Ally started unzipping things.
"Wait wait wait nop nop nop," Tails objected. "Aren't you married to someone else?"
"It's only canon if you want it to be. They say you are in charge of the story powers and can do what you want. So do you want to?"
"Want to what?"
"SEX
"
Tails hesitated. "I don't think I should. Because stuff."
"Stuff again! But I still have a crush on you. I think you're cute." Ally quickly kissed Tails before she made her way out of the tent.
"I'll follow you around, wherever you go. And if you want to start a relationship, you let me know ok cutie?"
---
Nitro heard a knock on his door and quickly took his porn down from the screen. He saw Tails peeking through the window.
"Hiiiiiiii!"
"Hi Tails..." Nitro let him in. "How's it been? You visit less than you used to."
"Well it's kindof because I've been on so many religious retreats! I don't have the time anymore for silly stuff. How's things? You've been bad again haven't you?"
"I've been doing whatever I want to be, Nazi! Look, if you're going to be like this again, you should just go. I have nothing to say to you."
"Hey, I'm just saying what I think."
"Yeah, well, don't."
Don't tell me what I can't do."
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Espeon kept watch from behind the bushes. She had managed to track down the red-headed man by following the angry thoughts she had been feeling these past few days. She knew he had something to do with Wave's disappearance. But was Wave being held in this area? She couldn't feel his thoughts...the anger was drowning them out...
Espeon perked up as she heard footsteps approaching. She spied a spaceman figure emerging from the forest. He looked familiar.
"I know, it's that Prinny Mask person!" Espeon ran out, relieved to see a friendly face. "Help! Help!"
Prinny Mask turned towards her. "Greetings, citizen. How can I be of service?"
Espeon briefly hesitated. Could this man be trusted? She had jumped out without thinking, so eager to get someone to help her find Wave, that she hadn't considered what Prinny Mask was doing out here.
"Um, do you know whose place this is?" Espeon pointed to the nearby structure.
"Why yes," Prinny Mask answered. "This is where I am currently stationed."
"You mean,
you live here?"
"Well, for now. As you can probably see, it's been set up in this secluded location and contains several up-to-date safety features, in case some of my enemies show up for a visit."
"Like a red-headed man?" Espeon asked.
"Hm?"
"Oh. I'm just thinking...someone has taken my friend, and I tracked him down to this area. But then I lost him..."
"A kidnapping?" Prinny Mask pulled out a notepad. "Perhaps you could come inside and tell me the details. We could file the proper documentation and conduct a search party."
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Laharls smashed random walls with his banhammer. "How dare Tails steal! From me!"
"It's okay, master," Brandon shrugged. "I don't need to be a Vaporeon anyway...maybe it is more important to just accept who I am."
"Whatever you want is fine, Umbreon. But it's the principle of the thing! No one steals from me! I'm going to teach Tails a lesson he won't forget!"
-End of Chapter 101-
Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. 
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