The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Tails82]

I don't think the second one involved a job.

[Tails82]

I had to keep climbing on top of a floating TV on the beach. There was a building, and every time I wanted to start a new game I would stand on the TV and take a look at the top of the building. I was watching a mario party game unfold on the roof. There was a point when peach got a koopa shell and used kicked it but it kept bouncing back and forth, hitting her repeatedly and she wouldn't jump. It eventually knocked her off the building. The next time I got up to the flying TV, Robotnik appeared on another monitor and laughed about some evil plan. The TV moved inland, and a bunch of people wanted to know who had been on the beach. A few people raised their hands but I didn't, because I didn't want people to know I was there. It was my secret spot on the beach, and no one was to know about it.

[Tails82]

My grandma came to stay at our place for a while because her house flooded. She sits in the living room and gets bored. My family says "cmon get packed because we're leaving for two days." So we go somewhere even though I don't want to. There was some guy who looked a lot like one of my old math teachers and he needed people to sign things off before traveling. One of the guys I knew from scouts was in line in front of me. When I went to sign stuff we started talking and it enters my mind that he might know Ally. So I'm about to ask him but then something happens like an airplane lands and he's busy so he has to go off and get them all signed in.
The place I was at had a tennis court and I wanted to play a game but everyone lost interest after a while. There were a few buildings and one of them had a kitchen. There were also protesters for some reason. I end up getting on a bus parked in my hometown's high school parking lot. Some guy tells me the bus was how the protesters got here and tells me to move it. So I move the bus from one side of the parking lot to the other and fall asleep in it.

[Tails82]

I drove a monster truck down a mountainside road. I stopped at a church to drop someone off, then I drove down the mountain and there was a big drop, I was worried the vehicle was damaged but the owner said don't worry about it. There was more but I forget.

[Tails82]

There was a picnic inside the church with a bunch of tables set up. Then a bunch of gnats came around and they were nasty. I found an old log in the basement and it said they once had a bug problem from 1978-83 and the only way to stop them was to spend a lot of money. But this year some priest had already spent a lot of money fixing roads so we would have to wait at least a year. Then when I went home my dad was a congressman, and there was an 8 foot model of Mt. Rushmore in our living room someone had given us as a congratulations gift. I was like, yay congress maybe I can get in it someday too. I went with my dad to some meeting where we talked about stuff and people were cheering.

[Chromeo]

You dreamt about maybe being a congressman? If you're going to dream you might as well dream big and be Socialist World Autocrat. Or that's just me but you get the point.

[Laharls_Wrath]

the last dream I had resulted in me waking up in the middle of the nigh extremely depressed about something, but I've no idea what because I instantly forgot the dream.....then I fell back to sleep and that was the end of it

[Tails82]

I dreamed about tennis again and it was stormy.

[Tails82]

I went back to my observation school but had nothing to do so I sat in the teachers lounge all day. Then at the end of the day the teacher I was assigned with was outside the room so I snuck out and down the hallway into the basement. There was an art room and some kids I knew and they wanted to know what happened to me because they hadn't seen me in a while. Eventually I ran into the teacher and we talked about stuff.

[Tails82]

I was playing hide and seek, only it was lethal because whoever caught me was going to torture me to death. I went to my backyard but it was kind of different, like there was a chain link fence completely enclosing it now. I followed the fence and it led me to a river, and to a construction site. It looked like they were making an addition to a lab. I hopped over the fence and went inside the building. Then I read a sign that said top secret-keep out. So I decided to turn myself in and say it was an accident that I trespassed. The guys in charge didn't know if I was being honest or if this was a spy trick, so they decided to lock me up. They said wait here while we get someone to arrest you. I said no and left. I got on a bus and it brought me back to the river and there was a nice little bridge over it. There was a girl standing there and I told her about everything, and she said it was all right if I hid at her place for a while. I said that was a nice offer but I didn't want to bring her into this.

I walked on and came across a college. The person trying to find me was in the parking lot with a long knife. I ran inside and down a dimly-lit basement, then took an elevator up to the second floor. There was a huge crowd listening to some guy in one of the rooms, and I thought it would be best to hide out among hundreds of people. So I went in and sat way up in the back. The hide and seek guy passed by and I was safe.

Somebody warned me that the ants were spies and I thought he was crazy, until I saw an ant on the wall and it had a tiny camera on its head. Not knowing who was spying on me and for what, I decided to head to a local fair to blend in with the crowd and work things out. Then a bunch of soldiers came out and started searching the tents for me and chewbacca. So I find chewbacca and tell him we need to get out of here because people are trying to find us. What followed was reminiscient of that Booster game with the curtains, only it was tents instead. We kept moving around until the army got mad and decided to take all the tents down one by one because they knew we were hiding there. I tried hiding in my backpack but Luke Skywalker was already in there and he told me this was his spot. He said I could try to fit in if I could, but we couldn't manage to fit two people in there. He said he was getting out of here and bounced away in the backpack. I waved goodbye.
Chewbacca and I just decided to lie down in one of the tents and have them fold us up in the hopes no one would notice. That didn't work too well and we said screw that, picking up the tents and taking them with us. The people who saw this shrugged and ignored it. But then we got in trouble when we decided to hide inside a building because it set off an alarm. We kept walking through a bunch of offices looking for a way out. Then the alarm went off again and we assumed that was whoever was chasing us, so they were about a minute behind. The next room was a very nice suite with a giant eyeball blocking the next door. We had to go up some stairs and along a narrow alcove to get to the next doorway, and the eyeball was centered on the wall right in our way. It started shooting laser balls at us but it would miss as long as we kept moving. I woke up before we got to the next door.

[Tails82]

Methinks I redreamed a mass...

[Tails82]

There was a makeshift assembly line involving some people I know, and I showed up to help make stuff. But nobody would tell me how I could help, so I got up on a metal ramp and asked. They told me to go away because I was in the middle of the line and holding things up. They also said I shouldn't walk on hot metal without shoes on. I looked down and I didn't have shoes, only socks. I spent the rest of my time looking for my shoes.

[Chromeo]

You dreamed a mass? Wow, you have a boring imagination

[Tails82]

I was before a group of people and they were asking me questions.

[Chromeo]

First mass now a job interview?