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Post by Tails82 on Oct 4, 2011 9:45:09 GMT -5
It was like a normal day, only not. A professor emailed me back, because I had told him I would be out for a funeral. He said something like "I'm sorry I can't understand you? djkbfedolfnkjbdfsk this is the end." I think he was drunk. Then I was at a school and there was a big van that pulled up with news stories on how much government was not working. I stand up and say "Democrats suck!" and the whole class looks at me. "That's all," I said and went into a closet door, which turned out to be my bedroom. Then this little girl with glasses came in and asked me why I didn't like gays and what did I want to do with them. I said the people who think they're girls when they're guys or guys when they're girls are as silly as people who think they're really monkeys or really snakes, and they should get help and counseling. She said ok and left.
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Post by Chromeo on Oct 4, 2011 14:46:35 GMT -5
thatsnotthesameasbeinggay/10
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Post by Tails82 on Oct 4, 2011 14:56:58 GMT -5
I rarely have lucid dreams, so you get what you get.
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Post by Preventing Google Doxxing on Oct 4, 2011 15:16:54 GMT -5
I always wanted to try lucid dreaming but I'm afraid it might lead to sleep paralysis. I might come across the Costanza sitting on your stomach rumor.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Oct 4, 2011 17:45:07 GMT -5
[quote author=tails82 board=general thread=897 post=75563 time=1317739509 I said the people who think they're girls when they're guys or guys when they're girls are as silly as people who think they're really monkeys or really snakes, and they should get help and counseling. She said ok and left.[/quote]
I laughed so much.
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Post by Tails82 on Oct 5, 2011 8:42:09 GMT -5
Everyone was at a fair while I was left behind in the parking lot. I waited in the car for a long time until it got very late. Then some guy pulls up next to me and says get in the car. There's a lady with him. I get inside and he drives around the lot in circles for a while until he finds another person and tells them to get in too, so she does. The lady then asks if he's going to let everyone go, and the guy says he was only joking when he told her that and would not let us leave. She begged him to let us go and only take her, so he said okay and we got kicked out of the car. He drove on with her as a hostage and I ran after the car telling people to call 911 and report a kidnapping. The car didn't make it far though, because it crashed into a lake.
I ran in as the guy was coming out of the water to take a swing at him, but he got mad at that and leapt 20 feet in the air. Then he pulled out a really big sword. I said look over there! to distract him and I hid somewhere on the side of the lake. There was a creepy TV that had ponies on it but they all had really pale faces and some didn't have eyes. They walked funny too, like someone was hitting pause on each frame. They were slowly moving back and forth in this jerky fashion and I decided to get out of there because they were coming out of the screen now.
I went inside the fairgrounds and sat on some swings, thinking to myself.
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Post by Tails82 on Oct 6, 2011 15:01:54 GMT -5
I was in class and reading over a notebook trying to find a couple notes I needed, but it was just full of doodles that progressively got worse the more I flipped through. There was another part but I can't remember it.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Oct 6, 2011 21:33:51 GMT -5
I had a dream I was on Jersey shore. Everyone was so much more tan than me. I slept in a room with like 10 people. I had to cook dinner for everyone. I also went to McD's. Ferret might have been working there. I ordered a meduim size penis with my vagina to go. No pickles. I don't know wtf! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2011 21:44:24 GMT -5
But the large is only 25 cents more! D:
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Post by Mastery on Oct 6, 2011 21:52:58 GMT -5
One day I woke up and everybody was gone in my house and I looked outside the window and though my house was exactly the same the outside was different so I go on AIM to talk to my friend and apparently I was missing for a week so I tell him not to tell anyone and I remain missing and decide to use the oppurtunity to my own personal benefit and gain lots of profits and stuff
I had several variations of that dream, like I got shot and woke up in a hospital bed and decided to escape and be missing on purpose or I wake up from a coma and decide to just disappear and all those times I use the oppurtunity away from the world at large to become rich or something
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Post by Preventing Google Doxxing on Oct 6, 2011 22:11:32 GMT -5
Hate dreams where I get killed. I usually wake up with my hand over where I got wounded.
No brain, you've never experienced Bob Sagat stabbing me in the gut, you've no excuse for improvising something so painful.
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Oct 6, 2011 22:26:11 GMT -5
I usually wake up on the verge of being killed, only dream I had where I was actually killed was a dream where someone slit my throat
still weird thinking about it...........that was probably the dream that stuck with me the most, actually
bleeding out from my throat felt weird.....
it was an odd dream
me and some guy were working with something similar to pvc that was in a box, and we were in this room with nothing but the box on a table and a window
I pulled a gun out and shot him, then there was a time lapse and I was still working out of the box, only alone this time
then some guy with a mask and a gun climbed in through the window (the box was on the opposite wall so I had my back turned to him)
I heard something and turned and realized it was the guy I shot
he put the gun to my head and I asked him if I could let my last sight be of the outdoors
he agreed and I looked out the window at a tree and the grass, really intensely watching the grass waving in the wind bracing myself for the bullet
then I saw a glint of light out of the corner of my eye and felt a knife slit my throat, as the blood was pouring out I collapsed on the window sill and felt my body drain of life in a pool of blood
this dream was months and months (or maybe even over a year) ago but for some reason it's still really vivid
although the most horrifying dream I ever had involved drivers ed and this person who was in our car driving, however instead of a car we were in a truck and in heavy traffic, and then the area on the sides of the road started to fade away and we were on a cliff and I feared for my life more than I've ever before
woke up in a cold sweat
damn, that was a while ago too, over a year ago
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Post by Tails82 on Oct 8, 2011 13:54:30 GMT -5
I was getting trained for something. I think it was security guard...
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Post by Tails82 on Oct 10, 2011 15:00:45 GMT -5
It had something to do...with a mall...
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Post by Chromeo on Oct 10, 2011 17:36:35 GMT -5
Mmm... I think... you're having visions of your future career if you flunk college again  |
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