The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Tails82]

I don't think it was an interview...

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

President Tails Washington giving a speech at a press conference.

[Tails82]

I don't remember what the rest of it was about, but Ally was at my desk and when I asked what she was doing she said she was printing out nudes. Then she told me she was going to send Jake some scalies.

[Chromeo]

Scalies? Woo.

[Tails82]

I was at some ruins and there was a big meeting where they talked about making documentaries. I thought it was boring so I played my ds. Then they had us split up into teams and gave us cameras. We were supposed to create a project on a cartoon character. I was like, I'll do it tomorrow and left. Went to my grandparents old house and slept. When I woke up I talked with my uncle and we were gonna go somewhere.

The second part involved me at the college's dining hall in a meal where everything went wrong. There was a 5 minute wait on all the food. They were out of cups. They were also out of most drinks. I went to a table and a bunch of annoying people sat down with me. I had forgotten my drink so I went back and had to start all over. The only thing they had left now was beer, and they said don't touch because it was for a special event but some silly put it out early. I went back without a drink and someone had taken my seat. I picked up my plate and it looked like people had eaten from it while I was gone. The guy said there was no need to leave, I could sit on the table. I was like nop but he insisted and started to drag me onto it. I was like NOP and left.

[Tails82]

My brother and I were racing each other up a large flight of stairs. Then family was driving around and he pointed out a plane that looked like it was in trouble. The plane started to go down and was heading toward us. It barely missed, crashing into the parking lot behind us. I ran over and got my camera ready, because I needed to take a picture of this. But by the time I got there, the plane had disappeared. This was because it was an illusion made by some prankster ghosts, who were intermittently attacking our family. I thought that if I took a picture before the plane disappeared, people would believe us.
I decided I had to get some training to defend myself, and I ended up finding a sensei. He put me in a room with two intersecting corridors. He gave me a spear, a sword and a dagger to defend myself, and then armed soldiers started streaming through the doors from four sides. I asked him how I'm supposed to survive this, and he said if I don't survive I'm not warrior material and don't deserve to live. All the soldiers had armor on and it took a few hits to knock that off. In the meantime they could easily surround me and I took a lot of hits, but I somehow managed to stay alive. Eventually the sensei called off his soldiers and said I was a candidate, come back tomorrow for the next test. When I got back home, I learned the ghosts had struck again and killed my uncle.

[Chromeo]

That's weird, I was playing a game where you have to control ghosts a few hours ago >_>

[Tails82]

There were...five judges...and that's all I remember.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Pinkie Pie was a wingman in a Star Fox game. Supposedly she says something really funny if she crashes into you, but I never found out what.

[Chromeo]

I keep having really weird and vivid dreams but forgetting them.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I was playing the Snow MP level in Gears 2. You know the one where the snow falls off the cliff and kills anyone in the middle. Then I was being attacked by a bear and I had to run away. He was the boss fight. Then I ran out side of the map and then everything was quiet.

I went back inside and there were these monks and stuff having a party because I defeated the boss. What a lame boss all I had to do is run and he goes away.

THE END.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Oh I also forgot to say that I was playing it on a laptop and the laptop had a webcam and I turned on the webcam to see my ex boyfriend and like 100 people were in the room and they could see me on webcam >_>

[Tails82]

Clothes or no?

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Probably clothes.

But still I did not like all those people looking at me. I have an extreme dislike to being on cam.

[Tails82]

First half involved some sort of conflict and there were some SFDers involved. Second half was me looking for a seat in some giant cafeteria but they all were full except for a couple of seats in the back corner. At the table was one of my old grade school friends, with 2 girls. One was Fluttershy but she said her real name was Jen and every time you looked away and looked back she would be either Jen or Fluttershy. The other was some random girl. They said this was the girls table and I could only sit here until two other girls I knew from grade school got back, then I would have to give them their seats back. Then some big voice from the sky, God I dunno, started arguing with them. He said it wasn't the girls table because there were two boys sitting there and you just can't go naming tables, everyone can sit wherever they want. Jen/Fluttershy got mad and they argued, and the conversation shifted to whether it was okay to eat a sheep.