The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Chromeo]

Sept 1, 2011 16:16:39 GMT -5 Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ said:

So I had a dream I was gonna have a baby but to make it grow big and strong inside me I had to take Viagra but then it made me... never mind this dream is just too weird.

Lemme go call my boy Freud : /

[Deleted]

What about your boyfrie- OH
Freeeeeeud!

[Chromeo]

ah whatever >_>

I can never get his name right, frikkin germans austrians.

Bonus question, why are all the worst/most famous Germans actually Austrians?

[Chromeo]

wait i did spell the name right, shit

[thewave]

^harharhar

Why is it so hard to remember dreams? Really, I slowly wake in the morning, and am all like "man, that was a nice dream". But the very moment I move my body, I've forgotten the dream. FFS.

[Chromeo]

Since it happens to everyone I can only assume that it's a psycological thing and you're not supposed to remember them, because they're not written to your short or long term memory like normal thoughts.

[thewave]

That's bullshit. >_>

[Tails82]

There were a bunch of Terminator robots taking over and a robot fly kept following me to inject me with poison. I managed to get away and asked Doc Brown for help, but the fly caught up and started attacking before I could come up with a plan. I just had to keep moving and make sure it didn't land on me.

My dad bought me a new Sonic game with a level editor and he challenged me to make a level we could race on. I made a small one and beat him. Next he wanted a larger level so I made one in roughly 5 seconds just fooling around. Then I went into the game and got ahead of him, but since I hadn't spent any time testing it so it was confusing as to what path I should take. At an intersection I managed to take the wrong path and accidentally repeated part of the course. In the end I found the goal inside a walk-in fridge on a pirate ship.

[Tails82]

It was an exam day and I was just walking around a building looking for an exam to take. One sign said basic economics, and I thought I could do that if I remembered enough from previous courses. One of my old teachers was administering it and it had surprisingly little to do with economics. 200 random multiple choice questions. For one of the questions, the answer was hidden somewhere in the room and you needed to go looking for it. There was a big chasm on one side of the room I needed to jump to get to the answer. I got around to question 36 and it became fill in the blanks. I asked the teacher why he said multiple choice when there were fill in the blanks. He agreed and cut them all out. Apparently that was the test, to listen to his instructions, so I passed it.

After that I got recruited by MI6 to sneak into my old elementary school basement. Dementors had taken it over and they were guarding a bunch of bad guy secrets. I had to go to locker #28 and take out certain files. On three separate occasions. At the end of the hall there would always be a few dementors talking to each other and headed this way, and every time I had a problem finding the 28th locker because the numbers were out of order. After that I got up on the roof and blasted off in a rocket back to the good guy base, where they would analyze things.

[Tails82]

I lazed around the house. I needed to fill out an application for something but I wouldn't do it. People wanted me to lie on it for money but nop. I sat on the couch watching the Magic School Bus, when that was over I went to a river about waist-high and had two farm vehicles face off to see which one would win.

[thewave]

All I remember was that someone gave me some useful but a hella lot study books, so I was all like "whaaaat" since I already have c.a. 5000 pages of self-study irl.

Something tells me that dream tried to tell me something. >_>

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Another long dream.

It was the final dungeon of a video game, but you know how dreams can blend things, so the video game was something you personally went through. The stup of this dungeon was unusual, though, and the game's players recognized that. It was a series of ten rooms, wherein a boss was fought. After the boss fight, the player had the option of completing a small puzzle for a reward. The room was subdivided into 16 spaces afterwards; the player had to touch all of them in a certain order to get the reward. A correct move was signified with a quiet chime or fanfare.

I don't remember any of the bosses, but I do remember how the puzzle got carried out was different in each room due to dream logic. In the first room, all I did was grab a map of the room and place my scripture case on the squares. After a few attempts I took a break, came back to it, and solved it after my first attempt. The reward was something small.

I don't remember anything about the subsequent floors except number 4, which was the most interesting, and where it ended. Apparently this room took place in our of our temples, and the boss fight wasn't really a fight. Instead I was placed in contact with Petey from Schlock Mercenary, and he wanted me to sing. I remember turning around and saying to other temple patrons, "Well, it looks like I'm singing for this challenge." The computer screen I was looking at then turned to some bizarre musical notation involving the radius of a circle. From what I gathered he wanted me to sing The Oath to Order four times. This whole thing was awkward because I was in the temple and didn't want to be loud! After I took a shot, I was told I didn't do very good, but Petey didn't belittle me at all. I was given the chance to go home and practice. Oh, and as a gift for trying, I was rewarded with a ferret.

Oh man, I was excited! I fell in love* with this little guy. Typical sable, extremely friendly and chill. I was playing with him while walking home, but for whatever reason, I simply didn't have time and was extremely tired. Found some small shelter in the streets, named him Petey after the gift giver, and fell asleep.

That was a mistake. I should have found a way to contain him.

When I woke up, Petey was gone. In his place was what was essentially Twilight Sparkle given a ferret's proportions. This worried me sick. I was stupid enough to fall asleep without finding a box to put him in. His disappearance was all my fault.

I ran around the city, desperately looking for him, asking people if they've seen a ferret around. Nothing. And hour of worried searching, and nothing. Sigh. I was worried sick, but I had to take a break. There was a pool nearby.

I jumped in the pool with my towel nearby. After a short while of piddling around, my towel somehow fell into the water. Petey was inside! After contacting the original Petey, he somehow found out how worried I was and teraported to my location. Happy end!

The dream ended soon after that.

*non-romantic love, you twits!

[Tails82]

Family stuff at my grandparents' old house. Lots of relatives. I was outside, then I went inside, then it was 1AM and they wanted to get to sleep so I left.

[thewave]

Sept 8, 2011 8:59:46 GMT -5 little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ said:

*non-romantic love, you twits!

There goes my joke.

[Tails82]

I don't remember all of it, but I think I was in some sort of sadistic experiment. There were a bunch of graphic images on the wall that were pretty gross, then at one point I almost got sprayed in the face by some chemical stuff. There was some other guy and we went into another room to hide and wait to be rescued.