The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

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My dreams make comparatively lots more sense.

[Chromeo]

I dreamed I was driving an ambulance... Though I wasn't actually an ambulance driver, just me normally but I was stick of watching this ambulance go so slow so I got in and kicked the driver and the patient out because he was stable and I needed to drive the ambulance somewhere else, and I was driving like it was GTA but didn't crash, and then another ambulance was following me and I could give both of them orders like in an RTS, so I picked up an injured guy with my ambulance and told it to drive back to the hospital and I ordered the other ambulance to go somewhere else. After that I can't really remember.

[Deleted]

I hate that "can't remember it" feeling.
I WAS JUST THINKING IT, why is this so haaaard.

[Tails82]

Aug 22, 2011 13:06:13 GMT -5 @thewave said:

Jesus christ Tails, ever heard of paragraphs?

Yes. I wrote one paragraph ^_^

[Tails82]

I volunteered to help make a dinner and the whole town showed up. The two old guys in charge told me before we served anyone we had to make sure the building was presentable. So they started painting the walls while someone else went out to stall the impatient crowd. People started getting angry so we locked the doors and the paint fumes caused the two old guys to pass out. I shrugged and left. I had a small box and I went among the crowd to see if I could trade it for something better. Somebody gave me a sleeping bag for it, which I then traded for a chair.

[Tails82]

There was this guy and he activated an ancient curse where an army of mini knights would chase him for eternity.He could outrun them because they were small but they would eventually catch up. One day he had to play a volleyball game and needed the knights to be distracted by someone else, so I decided to distract the army so it chased me instead. Then I had to pile up a square mound of dirt because the previous digger's mounds were amazingly bad and I needed to fix them so they were more like squares. I met up with the volleyball guy and he said the game went well. The knights caught up but every night they fall asleep instead of attacking because they have to rest too.

I went out of the room and I was in a giant mansion that contained a store. It was owned by a guy and his second wife. His ex-wife lived in the same mansion with her second husband but they never met because the place was so huge. So they didn't even know they were living in the same place. I went looking at the games and read some comics. Then I remembered a big test I had to study for but the mansion was too loud so I studied in the car. My sister and mom got in and said we were going to dinner at a fancy restaurant because they had gift cards. I said I didnt have time for it but they made me go anyway. I didn't get to eat my meal because when my back was turned Drew Carey grabbed all my spaghetti and ate it. I threatened to sharpen my straw and stab him, but he just laughed. Who am I kidding, I said. A straw would never pierce his thick hide.

[Tails82]

A local school was remembering 9/11 by making a statue of the towers out of magnetic beads, which I knocked over. Also they were doing renovations by spraying a bunch of purple liquid over the walls with fire hoses to clean them.

[thewave]

Well that was a strange dream last night. I dreamed that I was driving in my car. Except the chair was that low that my head was at the height of the steering wheel. I had to lift myself to see what's happening in front of the car. And the dream was frikkin' real, I was confused all day, thinking if it was real or not.

....And when I got in my car I was all like "How could I think it could be real?" since my head wasn't anything near the steering wheel, it was way above it.

[Tails82]

I was on a continental road trip in a formula one racecar with my uncle. We stopped at my grandparents house for the night and he slept in an old truck for some reason, even though it was full of termites. The next day we went to a futuristic waterpark but I started bleeding profusely. I didn't want anyone to see so I tried to hide it, but I noticed I was leaving bloody footprints. I was worried about the wound getting infected so I left.

[Chromeo]

I dreamt a guy I met yesterday on SL bought all the same avatar stuff I have and stole my look. : /

[Tails82]

I was hiding from someone, but I don't remember who...

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Today I have to go into town for the stupid free money meeting.

So I walked all the way to the train station. But I missed the train so then I had to walk to the bus stop. But the area transformed to me old house. I was walking to my old bus stop that turned into a train station at the top of the really big hill I was walking up.

But then I saw a group of people from school. One guy I'd not seenfor like 15 years talked to me. I also saw this guy who sent me abusive messages on facebook one time, (ferret knows about that). The 15 years guy then pulled out a gun. It was a 6 shooter. He handed it to the facebook guy. Who then shot me from across the street. I could see the bullet come at me in slow motion.

Then I got hit and was bleeding heaps. So I ran up the hill and managed to escape on a train.

Then the train was going to town. But the train turned into a mine cart and it was all though the mines and over cliffs and stuff. Very dangerous.

Then I woke up thinking it was 8:30am and why my room mates were walking up stairs and if they had the day off b ut it was 7:30am.

The end.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

So I had a dream I was gonna have a baby but to make it grow big and strong inside me I had to take Viagra but then it made me... never mind this dream is just too weird.

[Tails82]

Dangit I've had like 3 in a row I can't really remember. The latest one was something about teaching but I dunno.

[Mastery]

I should stop playing Ace Attorney games

I had a dream where I discovered 4 more turnabouts in the first game that were incredibly well written and had amazing plot twists and continuity nods and the only contradiction was that Edgeworth wore blue