The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[thewave]

Aug 15, 2011 15:20:56 GMT -5 Chromeo said:

Aug 15, 2011 15:13:39 GMT -5 @thewave said:

Body swaps isn't as interesting as topless catgirls.

Hmm, psychologically it is somewhat interesting...

Hmm, true to that, since it could lead to evidence that Ferret is, in fact, a furry.

[Chromeo]

Mm, bunnygirls...

That first dream made me sad for some reason...

[thewave]

What, you remember your first dream?

....wat

[Tails82]

I think he means my dream where the world was ending

[thewave]

.....d'oh. I suck at reading. >_>

[Tails82]

I had to travel halfway across wind waker's world to pick something up, then travel back to my driveway where a giant spiderweb had been made. I pulled up some of the sticks supporting it and cut a path through because a guy wanted to get to the forest on the other side. But I had to do it slowly to avoid waking up the spiders. There were a couple of potholes in my driveway and my aunt was complaining about something in her foot. I picked up a stone from the bottom of one of the potholes and she said it felt better. So the potholes correlated with peoples' feet. My aunt and my sister came over and we found mine. When I shifted my weight some sand at the bottom of the pothole moved in that direction. They said I should ask a doctor to look at the pothole to make sure my right foot was ok. I went back to school and had this big apartment with a nice garden in the back with a stream. I stood on the bridge and threw some rocks into the stream, then looked around my room. It was Monday of the first school week but nobody was around.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I was in India with my friend who was a cop. Then there was a guy across the street a famous movie star. There was a crowd, and I went over there. I was standing next to him. Then a cop with a large mirror in his hands walked up to the movie star and handed it to him. Then the cop pulled out a knife and stuck it onto him.

Then the cop walked away, and the movie star fell over dead. No one knew what happened because he stabbed him under the mirror. But I saw.

Then I ran over to my cop friend and told him what happened. I said it was a cop with a beard. But all the cops had beards because it's part of the uniform

We checked the video of a camera but the mirror reflected the sun so we could not see who it was. So we went looking around the streets. Then I spotted him, and my cop friend went to a door and then took out a riot shield and then we were gonna get him, so I woke up.

[Tails82]

There was a field with a bunch of weird monsters and stuff. I wanted to pick up a gem but there was a big shadow surrounding it. The shadow was a flying whale who was guarding it by dropping down on any intruder once they got in range. Then a big purply worm came up out of the ground and emitted some green toxic stuff. I hit it with a sword and it got mad but I called for a truce and we became friends. He let me climb up his back to make it to the top of a cliff I needed to cross. I went through the jungle and did some rail grinding before coming out to the goal ring. There were a few weird cloaked figures I wanted to get a look at. They had pale eyes and beaks.
Then I entered a building and there was a party. I walked around looking for someone but I dunno who. I picked up an rc helicopter and flew it around for a bit, then my cousin made some adjustments so it went faster but I kept crashing it into peoples' faces after that. Some guy noticed and told me to follow him. It was a military guy and he let me in on a secret meeting. Ganon was on the march and he had already killed half of Europe's population. Now he was coming over here. We looked out the window and there was a giant army coming at us. In the confusion I slipped down a hole and went through a tunnel in the ground. At the end was a secret base on the side of the cliff with a nice view. Someone had left a computer there set to a news story about how to counter the army. Then a tutorial played. There was somebody else with me who had followed me through the tunnel. I started packing up on food in case our position was compromised. The other guy asked me what else I was going to take. I said my laptop and DS. To make room in the pack I took out an old stack of papers I drew when I was a kid. He seemed mad at this because he liked my old drawings, and said I should take those instead.

[Tails82]

The city's #1 most wanted criminal and the cops finally zeroed in on him. They went inside his house and waited until he came back, but when he opened the door he had a gun to the head of the police chief's son. He passed through and went upstairs. We followed but the guy in front was shot and we had to fall back. The criminal demanded an escape helicopter and got it. The police chief was mad but said the city would be better off now that the guy was on the run outside of it. He said now he could focus on getting the #2 criminal. He thanked me for my help and asked what my name was. But I could not remember: I had amnesia.
Mcdonalds had a movie night. There were giant posters up for the movies Ghost 1, Ghost 2 and Ghost 3. The first two were comedies but the 3rd one took a different turn into horror. Meanwhile people were bowling in the hall. I used a rolling pin as a joke but it smashed into the wall and broke. I picked up the pieces and tried to repair it. When I saw my reflection in some shiny metal, I remembered who I was. Turns out I was the city's #2 most wanted criminal because I had decapitated someone. This didn't come as a surprise to me because I expected the plot twist, although it did raise some questions like, how come nobody else recognize me or try to turn me in. I ran off to my apartment where there was a red creature with the head of a dog and the body of a caterpillar waiting for me. It lunged at me so I beat its head with a shovel and then cut if off. I dumped the body down a bottomless hole then kicked the head around for a bit before dropping it into the hole too. I had a mini skull in my hand and looked at it for a long time. Then I got out of there. Investigators arrived and determined the decapitator had struck again.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Long, epic, interesting dreams last night.

Can't remember a single thing about them.

[Laharls_Wrath]

I had a long weird ass dream last night that involved some sort of fbi-like agency, people being stuffed, gore and dismembered heads and limbs in a room full of orcs, a stealth based section, hiding in a closet, and a trip through mysterious fog that lead to a deserted-foggy-carnival that lead to a sort of resistance camp
then my phone rang and I woke up, pesky people calling
was frightening and intense and odd

[Tails82]

It was late and I had to meet my mom at the pharmacy but it was closed. I didnt want to walk home because of rumors that there were murderers on the loose. I eventually had to walk back when she didn't show up, but I got lost. I ended up in my high school gym class though the gym was empty. Everyone was outside checking out the school's new outdoor bathroom stalls. They were supposed to be new but they already looked run down, and I had no idea what everyone's curiosity with them was. I went back and forth between them and the coach asking when class was over. He told me I could leave and when I got back to where I had left my computer and DS (on the lawn) they were gone. I walked up to a white house and asked the guy what happened. He said he had put down a bunch of mulch over his front lawn while I was out and my stuff must've been buried. And it was useless to dig for it because he had laid down a giant wheel that spun a bunch of underground blades to till the soil. He pushed the handle of the giant wheel to demonstrate and it caused a giant sinkhole to appear. I got away but he fell down. That night I went back because I was mad that he destroyed my stuff. The paint was peeling off the house now and it looked really old. There was a storm. The door opened and I went inside. I wanted to yell at him for wrecking my things but the house was empty, and now it was haunted because the guy had died after he fell in the hole and was buried alive. I ran back out and hid against the side of the house.

[thewave]

Last night dreams consisted of flashbacks of what I've done at SL this month. >______>;

[Tails82]

I was at a fair of some sort. My aunt got a new dog and it was annoying. I found a map on the ground where buried treasure was supposed to be, but all the directions were hard to understand and the path I had to follow was complex and faded. The furthest I could get was a church, so I asked a priest for help reading the map. He said he couldn't make anything out of it either. After I walked out he turned out to be a secret agent in disguise. He ran out and took the map from me to give to the bad guys. I was captured and sent to their leader's office. The leader decided to punish me by giving me a pet gerbil, then taking it right back and feeding it to my aunt's new dog. But I put it on the top shelf so the dog couldn't get to it. I ran out through a mall and back to the fair. Then I went inside an office building where they were having a party. I got a cookie and two pieces of pizza. At this point I was telepathically communicating with someone who wanted me to save 3 slices for them. I took a couple bites of the pizza but got full. Toby Flenderson was sitting on the couch, laughing. He was playing Resistance 4. Gameplay involved shooting up a bunch of purple aliens. I played as Tails on some sort of ancient temple level. There were a bunch of booby traps like a moving staircase that almost shot me into lava. Eventually I did fall into the lava but it didn't burn, it just floated Tails downstream. Now I was inside the game...I walked into the next room and there were two guys talking abour Kingdom Hearts. One guy was a pro gamer and the second guy was one of his brown-nosing admirers. The first guy determined the best way to beat this level was to transfer Applejack from another game. One of her arms was torn up during teleportation so he immersed her in lava to give her a bionic arm. Then Tails floated downstream and he had 2 bionic arms and a jetpack.

[thewave]

Jesus christ Tails, ever heard of paragraphs?