The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I was in an the lounge lover looking a carpark, and I saw a group of friends in there. I called my friend and he said he was gonna come to my house.

Then he came over and then he said he liked my place and they should have a party here. So he went back to his friends and then they went to buy some food for the part.

I was cleaning up the house, while I was cleaning the TV was on. It was WWE wrestling or what ever. But they had girl wrestlers fighting and they were naked. Then it turned into like lesbian porn.

Then that finished and a music video for beyonce came on. I don't like her music much but she was dancing in the video.

The front door was open and I saw someone walk down the hall way as it was actually a building complex not a house.

I knew who it was, it was the person who I now hate but fell in love with while at university. So I followed them to their door and knocked on the door, and then asked if they wanted to come to my party because I had just moved into the building and was having friends over and also we should catch up. But they said no go away else will call the police.

So I returned to my room. Then the cops called me and asked if I was harassing people and I said nop just asking them to come to my party.

Then my friends came over and they had steak and were going to BBQ it. Then I woke up.

THE END.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Hush I see typos too lazt to fix

[Tails82]

I was in a class, and that's it >_>

[Tails82]

I was sick in bed and the pope came over with a big crowd to wish me well. He wanted to give me a handshake but when I did it caused me to lose my balance and fall onto the floor. I crawled my way back to my bed and they left so I could get some rest. Once I felt better I got up for some food. This wasn't my house, it was some random apartment that was pretty nice. It had a spiral staircase which was awesome. Down the hall my family was talking with someone and it turned out to be Osama bin Laden. I saw them go into a meeting room for a while and I sat there wondering what was going on. Osama came out and started talking to me. He seemed all right but I was kind of worried he'd shoot me throughout our conversation. I told him he was the 2nd famous guy I met with today, after the pope.
Then I got a present in the mail. It was a really small convertible for one person and you had to squeeze into it with your legs sticking up, but it operated like a normal car. We went to the mall, I followed behind on my minicar and when we got there I was worried someone would steal it from the parking lot, because it was pretty easy to pick up. But it didn't happen and I drove home in it. Then my uncle got lost in the woods and I had to go find him. After I did, I started to lead him back but he wouldn't follow me. I got mad and left him there while I went to tell everyone else where he was hiding. In the process I ran into 2 fire hydrants, the first one on accident and the second one when backing up out of the first one. I took off to my old school and they asked me to pick a classroom I wanted to teach in. I looked out the window and instead of a playground there was a landscape out of an impressionist painting. There was also a door connecting the 2nd grade and kindergarten classrooms now, so I thought it would be fun to go back and forth between doors to visit people. I didn't like the view out the 1st grade classroom window, it was an evil old tree that was a little creepy and depressing.

[Deleted]

You didn't lose your balance, the pope pulled you out of bed and onto the floor.
Osama, by comparison, was rather civil. >_>

[Chromeo]

I dreamed that... 5 or 6 of you guys were with me on Second Life, along with some other girl I didn't know. We were in some kind of furry club I think, but it was kind of vague, definitely a club though. Anyway, suddenly some woman comes running over and says that we have to get ready for the caravelle. I asked her what's a caravelle but I couldn't hear her answer, I asked again and she said that it was like a carnival and we were pretending to be at a wedding. After that I remembered that we were all doing some sort of live action part improvised drama performance, and one of us was supposed to get killed in it. But when I turned around, I noticed that the girl I didn't know was lying on the ground and it looked like she was sleeping, so I tried to talk to her to wake her up, and then a thingie came up saying 'Press Z to roll' so I tried rolling her over but she still didn't wake up. It was only then I looked back and I saw that all of you guys in the dream were sleeping too now, I tried the same things on you as the girl but nobody woke up and some messages came up over you saying something like 'Offline please try again later' and I was really worried because we were supposed to go on stage, and then I woke up. >_>

Apparently a caravelle is... a kind of French passenger jet? I think my mind made the word up for some reason.

[Laharls_Wrath]

@nitro
that's quite an interesting dream.....I dont think I've ever used a computer in a dream...
although you reminded me of a dream I had last night

me, another person, and an ambiguous friend of mine (in the dream, I could only describe him as a conglomerate of several people I know) were out in a grassy park/field like area, and it was late at night
I was playing something with the "other person," possibly mtg, however he was drunk, and between me and my friend we convinced him to drink more and more so he'd play worse, dunno if money was on the line or something
anyway, then hundreds, maybe even thousands, of bats showed up and were flying around us, it was awesome, at this point the drunk guy was phased out of the dream
then for some reason all the bats landed at the same time, for some reason I knew that they were somehow trained, one of them landed on my shoulder by my neck and it was cool, but then I went to move and the thing tried to fly off but got it's wing caught o I had a bat flipping out in that way trapped flying creatures do while stuck on my shirt
ended up waking up and jolting upright from the sensation
all in all a fun dream though, it was neither depressing nor was it horrifying so that's awesome (although it was freaky, but whatever)

[Tails82]

I was on the brawl board rating most of the characters in a sentence each. Some guy got mad because I forgot R.O.B. Then I left the town on my bike to one of those pokemon tutorial schools they have at the start of every game. It was a kkindergarten with a day care in the back. The teacher was excited because they had just set up two cameras, one in the classroom and another on the porch so the indoor class could talk with the porch class. We waved at each other on camera. Then I rode through a construction area to get something, and I got lost on my way back.

[Tails82]

I was riding in a car with Dale Gribble and he kept asking me if I wanted to smoke. I took an unlit cigarette and put a pen cap on the end of it, pretending to smoke it. Then he asked if I wanted any stronger stuff and started rattling off a list of drugs he could hook me up with. I was like no thanks and I ended up at my grandpa's house which had been relocated to a forest at the top of the hill. I played games for a little while with some guy and then I told him I had some chores to do. I went out to mow the lawn but realized I didn't have any pants on so I went back inside.

[Mastery]

Me and some friends went to Manhattan. I think it was the lower manhattan area, and yet, the buildings were as tall as the ones near the middle of the island. Of course this wasn't a problem in the dream. So me and one other friend got on one of those platforms window washers use on the side of the really tall buildings and rose it up, until it stopped at halfway to the top. Right next to us was another platform and we got onto it and rose it a little higher. I forgot what exactly we were doing but we started talking until I spotted something in the sky behind him. It was a missile. I said "it's a missile" quietly, and he said "what, like the dog?". Then I said "No! It's a missile!" and turned him around. Right at that moment it swooped down and hit a tall building with a huge explosion.

"Shit!" I don't know which of us said it. I don't like to curse but considering the situation it was probably me. We quickly started lowering the platform and then I pushed my friend to the other one so we could get lower, but then he stood their in a daze. "Move!" I shouted, then I jumped on to the platform and started lowering that one. Just then, a shockwave from another missile broke the platform and it started falling down. Thankfully, we weren't that high above the ground by that point. After checking to make sure my friend was ok, we rushed to our group, which was in a huge panic. By that point, it was raining missiles. We quickly made our way down a street, me taking the lead, when we happened upon an old chinese lady helping people into her chinese restaurant for shelter. We went inside, and found out that's all it was. I was yelling at her "We need a basement! Don't you have a basement!? We need to go undergrounf!" She complied and we went to a neighboring building's basement and everyone waited their.

A few hours later, I stepped outside. The city was in ruins. The sun was shining down, illuminating everything, and yet, dust was flying around everywhere, debris and cars filling the streets, buildings missing their insides and the sky filled with nothing but grey.

Incidentally, after I woke up, I went outside. The sun was indeed illuminating everything, but the sky was one giant dark grey cloud. Creepy coincidence.

[Mastery]

Also I think after that we found out only Manhattan was attacked and every other borough was just fine minus all the polution spreading to immediate areas.

[Tails82]

I was helping some people carry these huge tables through a department store. Then I went outside to a garden and I asked some guy if he had an extra ID badge or else I would be kicked out because I didn't have one. He said nop so I had to sneak around. Then I had to find someone at my old high school who would give one to me.

[Deleted]

I was in a hotel, and I heard meowing coming from the air vent.
So I crawl in, find a cat, and take it back into my room.
Then I feed it a watermelon and wake up.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Something about being a teacher and then there was this other teacher he was my friend then I walked to my house then something about my cousin and then something about giving the other teachers kid detention and then something about him throwing stuff at me the teacher, then something about me going to a food place with old people, then we walked to the car and the teacher stuck a blue bucket over an old ladies head then he shot her from behind another car with a rifle, then something about me laying on the ground and then he could not see me and i slowly crawl in the opposite direction and I hide in the grass and wait from him to pass by me and junk and then something about other stuff.

END

[Tails82]

I was walking down a hall in some shooter game and when I got to the door at then end it became a 2D game with some Mario elements. Part of the level was autoscrolling and I had to keep up with this girl. Then halfway through she runs off and I'm stuck trying to find my way out of a cave. There were a bunch of falling rocks and bats but I managed to ride an updraft to a higher part of the level and get a mushroom. Then I could make it to the end and now I was walking down the middle of main street in my town. There were some cars but they didn't bother me, they either waited until I passed them or backed up. I started talking Mario gibberish as I went down one of the side streets.
A gang heard me talking from their porch and started laughing, and I was worried they would try to mug me but it turns out they just wanted to talk to Mario about pizza. So we kept shouting back and forth with me using a Mario voice. Then it got dark really fast and I went in some guy's garage because I thought a sign outside looked familiar so I should go in. Inside the garage Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld were talking about how both of them were too old to do anything in politics anymore, but then Cheney changed his mind and told Rumsfeld to run for president. He told him to get a press conference organized and, whatever he did, try to act like Dick Cheney. So Rumsfeld did his best Dick Cheney impression but the reporters weren't happy. They were mad because they wanted him to act like Obama. But he said no.