Friend invited me to watch Guardians of the Galaxy with him and then hopefully sneak into Let's Be Cops, not my idea, once we finished. The thing is, they were renovating the whole building and it was a Monday morning with almost no one there. So we didn't really have a lot of chances to walk in to theaters without being noticed. We walked into a theater that was in the middle of a movie thinking it was still showing the previews and interrupted the movie for one dude to ask what movie it was. We tried one last theater, seeing as it had to be Let's Be Cops by process of elimination. It turned out to be Get On Up, so my friend wanted to leave, but I begged him that we should stay because I'm a raging fan of Lionel Richie.
Anyway, we left and had two hours to kill so we headed to Gamestop. I wanted to price check on Akiba's Trip and he wanted to decide between getting a regular PS4 or the Destiny bundle. Walk in, cashier asks if we needed anything, we say we're browsing, bitch walks over to use and tries to push new consoles on us while trying to syphon our old consoles for shitty amount of store credit. Anyway, I tried to push the Vita port of Akiba's Trip on my friend because it's not weird if we both get it! But I didn't go through with it because the cashiers were girls and th-they might judge me...
Then some really nerdy, black guy that we hadn't seen since high school creeped up behind us. He was there to return Lightning Returns and then buy it again as that would somehow end with 5 dollar net gain. I started to assume he was a Gamestop employe because he was pushing so many games on me.
"You HAVEN'T played Kingdom Hearts? Get the 1.5 remix, it'll get you in to the series."
"The first game in the series is going to get me in to the series? Bull shit."
"IT HAS GOT TWO GAMES IN THERE. One of them is bound to get you in to the series."
"Oh, Tales of Graces. Best in the series. It's soooo good. Worst protagonist ever, but it's sooo good."
"Yeah, just waiting for none pre-owned copy to go down i-"
"Just shut up and get it."
Then he picked up Atelier: Escha & Logy.
"This game's good too!"
"Are you seriously recommending an Atelier game? You're not going to tell me Neptunia's good, right?"
"NO, IT'S GOOD. BUT ATELIER: DEATH OF MIO TAN'S PRACTICAL CLOTHING AND LOLA'S FOUNTAIN OF CUTENESS (Hell if I can remember what games they were from the cover, they all look the same) ARE FUCKING SHIT."
I was trying to get him quiet down because he was saying all this in front of an employee but he wasn't getting it. But his taste in games was never bad beforehand, so I guess we can confirm that at least one game in the Atelier series is actually not nothing.
I totally forgot I was mad at this nigger for borrowing a Yugioh deck and never giving it back. No, I'm not using nigger wrongly.
During all that chatting, the other friend bought the PS4. Wanted to bitch him out because it seemed like he just got it without thinking and because he just gave Gamestop his money. His reason for not ordering online was because he's going on a business trip soon and wanted to play it right now. If there was ever a time to use the >_> emoticon, that would be now. So after leaving the store I bitched him out and called Watch Dogs shit. Then I asked if I could play Watch Dogs. But I decided to cut the day short and go home because I have a no self restraint when scratching or warming my hands. Like I could start seeing steam while washing my hands and I'll keep scalding because it
feeeeeels soooooo gooood. So I didn't want to play on his new controller when my hands are all fucked up and leaking some salty, transparent liquid. Yeah, I tasted it.
So I had a long day and now I'm grumpy because I'm tired. > : [
Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. 