Nationstates

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.

1. "I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing," Pip Mombota, the editor of the monthly magazine 'To Serve Man', quips, "Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to Queen Ally's sometimes dull palette."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

This reminds me of this guy lol.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

[Chromeo]

Following new legislation in Shaoyuan, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.

[Deleted]

Unless it's some concept too complicated to just translate over, what the **** is the point of subtitles when you drop romanized Japanese into them? >_>

[Chromeo]

I think that's the point of the meme, to make fun of japanophiles who use too much Japanese in subtitles. >_>

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Think about it: say you have two gay Allys - they can't have children because nature did not provide them with the tools and if God wanted gays to have kids then they would have those tools.

This guy makes a good point. No kids for the faggios!

[Tails82]

2. "If you give them contraception it'll just encourage them to do... terrible things," says Konrad Johnson, a religious parent and member of Moral Minority. "And what's with giving them so much information? There's even diagrams for goodness sake! Have they never heard of 'monkey see, monkey do'? They'll just go and try it out, mark my words! The solution is simple: girls should be kept at home and away from the monkey house of lustful impetuousness and young males until they are of marriageable age. Teaching teenagers abstinence and chastity is the key, not giving them step-by-step manuals."

3. "However sex education is taught, it is still social engineering and so undermines parental authority," says conservative newspaper columnist Hack Dodinas. "My own son learned about something called 'homosexuality' the other day! For shame! We all know it should be Adam and Eve, not Adam and... Geoff? Anyway, my point is that sex education should be dropped from schools and instead taught by parents the way they see fit. That way children will get consistent messages and parents, not society, will cop the blame if any of their kids fall pregnant."

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOO

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

2nd one sounds better.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

The Honorable Violet Silk, Minister of Minding Other People's Business, has an idea: "This religion thing is such a great racket, why don't we make it a government monopoly? We'll ban all religions except the Church of Queen Ally, and make attendance and donations compulsory. I'll start writing the Holy Scriptures right away!"

^___^

[Chromeo]

Shaoyuan is ranked 1st in the region and 17,269th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

[Mastery]

What's with all these weaboo pictures

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

Stop trying to call yourself out.

[Mastery]

Stop projecting dude

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Queen Ally is ranked 1st in the region and 23,666th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

It reads is if I am personally the smartest in the region

[Chromeo]

Shaoyuan is ranked 1st in the region and 14,610th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

[Tails82]

Those citizens who failed to return their tests were scored poorly.

I propose the test-givers came around and got shot at for trespassing