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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Dec 14, 2010 18:06:38 GMT -5
A coalition of tribalists, health experts, and civil rights proponents have recently suggested legalizing cannibalism for consumers of willing would-be meals.
1. "I see absolutely no problem with people digging into each other at dinnertime, so long as everyone is willing," Pip Mombota, the editor of the monthly magazine 'To Serve Man', quips, "Not only does it solve hunger problems and create jobs, but it also adds variety to Queen Ally's sometimes dull palette."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.This reminds me of this guy lol. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
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Post by Chromeo on Dec 14, 2010 20:31:35 GMT -5
Following new legislation in Shaoyuan, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2010 5:23:40 GMT -5
Unless it's some concept too complicated to just translate over, what the **** is the point of subtitles when you drop romanized Japanese into them? >_>
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Post by Chromeo on Dec 15, 2010 5:57:05 GMT -5
I think that's the point of the meme, to make fun of japanophiles who use too much Japanese in subtitles. >_>
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Dec 15, 2010 15:12:12 GMT -5
Think about it: say you have two gay Allys - they can't have children because nature did not provide them with the tools and if God wanted gays to have kids then they would have those tools.
This guy makes a good point. No kids for the faggios!
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Post by Tails82 on Dec 16, 2010 14:38:33 GMT -5
2. "If you give them contraception it'll just encourage them to do... terrible things," says Konrad Johnson, a religious parent and member of Moral Minority. "And what's with giving them so much information? There's even diagrams for goodness sake! Have they never heard of 'monkey see, monkey do'? They'll just go and try it out, mark my words! The solution is simple: girls should be kept at home and away from the monkey house of lustful impetuousness and young males until they are of marriageable age. Teaching teenagers abstinence and chastity is the key, not giving them step-by-step manuals."
3. "However sex education is taught, it is still social engineering and so undermines parental authority," says conservative newspaper columnist Hack Dodinas. "My own son learned about something called 'homosexuality' the other day! For shame! We all know it should be Adam and Eve, not Adam and... Geoff? Anyway, my point is that sex education should be dropped from schools and instead taught by parents the way they see fit. That way children will get consistent messages and parents, not society, will cop the blame if any of their kids fall pregnant."
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOO
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Dec 16, 2010 16:52:42 GMT -5
2nd one sounds better.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Dec 16, 2010 17:02:13 GMT -5
The Honorable Violet Silk, Minister of Minding Other People's Business, has an idea: "This religion thing is such a great racket, why don't we make it a government monopoly? We'll ban all religions except the Church of Queen Ally, and make attendance and donations compulsory. I'll start writing the Holy Scriptures right away!"
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Post by Chromeo on Dec 16, 2010 20:31:36 GMT -5
Shaoyuan is ranked 1st in the region and 17,269th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Post by Mastery on Dec 16, 2010 21:33:14 GMT -5
What's with all these weaboo pictures
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Post by Preventing Google Doxxing on Dec 16, 2010 22:05:45 GMT -5
Stop trying to call yourself out.
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Post by Mastery on Dec 16, 2010 23:34:56 GMT -5
Stop projecting dude
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Dec 17, 2010 1:25:37 GMT -5
Queen Ally is ranked 1st in the region and 23,666th in the world for Smartest Citizens. It reads is if I am personally the smartest in the region
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Post by Chromeo on Dec 17, 2010 8:17:52 GMT -5
Shaoyuan is ranked 1st in the region and 14,610th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Post by Tails82 on Dec 17, 2010 9:10:02 GMT -5
Those citizens who failed to return their tests were scored poorly.
I propose the test-givers came around and got shot at for trespassing
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