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[Laharls_Wrath]

Dec 7, 2010 21:03:16 GMT -5 Chromeo said:

What's the big deal? You could still vote me out, just not hijack the region.

then there's no point obv

[Tails82]

Americans revolt, Jask~

[Laharls_Wrath]

gasp!
the brit became a tyrant
unexpected twist

[Chromeo]

Luckily for you, Brits relinquish control peacefully.

[Laharls_Wrath]

riiiiiiiiight
*rolls eyes*

[Tails82]

That's not what I remember from the history books.

Hey chromes, I've been thinking...remember when you said the rioters were cool and the cops were bad? What about race riots? Religious ones? Would the groups you oppose be the magical exceptions?

[Tails82]

"There will never be room for gays in our God-fearing service," says Army Chaplain Orel Roze, absent-mindedly fingering the religious device of his office on his lapel. "I mean, uh, think about what it would do to morale. In the military men have to eat, live, and sleep in extremely close quarters and even consensual sexual relationships in the chain of command leads to leadership problems. It's just a natural extension of fraternization rules... and not only that, but our current policy is actually a service to the poor misguided souls, since it prevents any temptation to act on their given perversion... I mean preference."

Half-hearted coverups? Just spit it out man! You're too soft!

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"Come now, that's hardly fair," argues 'gentleman pirate' Taupebeard de Gauche with a bow and flourish. "There is an ancient tradition of actively redistributing wealth on the high seas, and we active redistributors serve an important role in the global economy. You would not keep a family-run bookstore from handing down its business from generation to generation, would you? We simply ask, nay, demand the same right! And get rid of the word 'pirate'. It's a slur. We are corsairs - not common sea-faring thugs."

This be the way the ship of state steers!

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

A surprise raid conducted on ISPs over the last week in Queen Ally shows that more than 30% of all Internet data transfer in Queen Ally at one time or another is used by illegal file-shares to illegally distribute files, most notably songs.

This guy talks like Jake

"Yo, dude, like, don't be hatin' man," says teenager Falala du Pont. "We're like, going to change the whole structure of our society. Everything should be like, publicly available to, like, everybody, dude. Copyrights are so, like, uncool man and we need to get rid of them. That'd be totally radical, and cool as well."

lol though Jake is more wigger than saying "totally radical"

more like this guy

"Yo, dang, blizzity blang, yo, this ain't, right, yo," says Freddy McGuffin, famous rapper with three platinum albums. "Dang, yo, we dang need to copy-protect my dang CDs, yo. That dang plaability life dang decreases, yo, but it's the only way to stop this, dang, yo."

XD

[Laharls_Wrath]

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, sex offenders find themselves 'cut off' from any ability to repeat their crimes, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Krithgal with a very polite populace.
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[thewave]

The Issue

The latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across Foxeon has stirred up the greatest controversy yet.

The Debate

1. "I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Gregory Clinton. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it."

2. Teachers union President Billy-Bob Li says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a damn good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."

Lolwut?
*chooses 2*

[thewave]

The Issue

Last night the respected tabloid TV show "60 Minutes" ran a report on Foxeon's rising divorce rate. What is happening to the nuclear family?
The Debate

1. "There's a simple solution," says Pastor Felix, of the Catholic Church. "Divorce should be illegal. 'For better or worse,' anyone remember how that goes? We should return to the good old days, when you got married for life and stuck by your partner no matter how much of a drunken, abusive, adulterating disappointment they turned out to be."


2. John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."


3. "There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Calvin Mombota. "Abolish those arcane laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones."

*chooses 3*
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[Chromeo]

le gasp

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Waveo wants gay marrages so he can marry Jake ^_^

[thewave]

lolno