Rants

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

That's some strong wording, guy.

[Tails82]

Is it just me or are homosexuals pansies? If you can't deal with something like the message below, please tell it to my face next time and I'll be sure to laugh at you. You are extraordinarily thin skinned and it's amazing you've been able to survive this long in real life. It's just ridiculous. I'm tired of being bullied, insulted, and being the recipient of death threats from gay people. And as usual mods suck blah blah political correctness

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[Chromeo]

more like "herp derp herp"

[Tails82]

Modified from board 261 post

Progressive liberals think they have some sort of secret knowledge that will allow them to solve every problem in existence. They believe this justifies their continued intrusion into private lives, using their shaky theories as a basis. Success or failure, they will refuse to admit they were wrong. (for example "more hurricanes will occur next season because of global warming" conveniently changes to "there were less hurricanes because of climate change caused by global warming" after their original prophecy doesn't pan out). They are the enlightened, and when their policies fail they blame the rich or the greedy businesses or the bitter clingers who hold on to their guns and religion. The phrase "you're too stupid to know how to spend your own money" comes to mind. They honestly think they have the answer to everything and could institute some sort of socialist paradise (although this has failed every time), if only everyone weren't so reluctant to hand over all their money and freedom to them without question.

[Chromeo]

And we would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

[Tails82]

-Did the seismograph station really need 5 big plasma screen monitors on at the same time to show me the same 3 slides that could've been represented just fine in a couple pieces of paper on a poster? Who cares about earthquakes anyway, I could care less about some backward island getting hit by one.

-Lights are too freaking bright. I don't want to see the city at night because it's bad enough I have to see it in the day. Plus there are probably people who have never seen a star before because when I look up all I see is some orange purple blob. It's just a sickening thing.

-Speaking of sickening things, atheist newsletters.

-I overheard possibly the fattest girl on campus say her family's on food stamps. Yeah, and you're probably taking them all >_>

[Mastery]

What kinda city do you near

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I'm pretty sure everyone who is not blind has seen at least one star Tails-bob, and some of the blind people probably got blind by looking at the star in the first place.

[Tails82]

This was fun to write. In the process I gave up on toning it down for gamefaqs and ended up with something much better.

www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/27/rigoberto-ruelas-lausd-te_n_740544.html

I took this story and argued against bullying kind of like that dude in the video against the bullying of homosexuals, only unlike him I am a real man and have a superior argument.

RIP Rigoberto Ruelas

While we remember his unfortunate and untimely death from suicide, please excuse me while I use it to advance my political message. I think we need to take away some important lessons from this tragic event: bullying is wrong. I am appalled by the idea that school records would be more transparent. How would we cover up the flaws in the system? Once they get out, I can assure you that more and more people will begin doubting the reliability of their schools, wondering why government has failed them. To those people, I have one thing to say: it gets better.

To anyone who thinks the system has failed them: this is not the case. Remember, these test scores are the result of rich white male masculinist classist racist Republican heterosexist bias and bullying tactics so the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. The problem is not that the state has tried and failed. The problem is that the state has not tried and failed enough. But fret not: college loans were taken over by the government as part of Obama's health care bill, for some reason. New expensive technologies like smartboards are making people more smart, hence the name. And the internet is connecting everybody everywhere so there will be 20% less rednecks and 15% less bitter clingers to guns and faith by 2050. Soon everything will be better, because we have the greatest president since FDR pulling for us and pointing out how great it is that everyone is different, except when they're Republicans.

To any teacher out there who is considering taking the easy way out: don't. You are not alone, and we will stand up with you against the bullies. Always remember that one day, you will get tenure and it will be nearly impossible for the man to fire you. So in fact, feel free to cut corners and <i>do</i> take the easy way out of everything, as long as it's not suicide. While you would be a noble martyr for the cause of reducing our collective carbon footprint, we need your votes until we manage to rig or outlaw elections. But currently, the money taken from your paychecks to fund Democrat candidates is helping us just fine. Once elected, they will remember your (or at least your union's) contributions when they are in office.

One way we can save lives is through improved hate crime laws. Rather than waste our time banning fun things like illegal drugs and prostitution (what's up with that?), we should be using all our money on activist judges who will make sure those evil white people are punished for their bigotry. Hate crime charges should be brought against bullies, but we shouldn't stop there. Anyone who says mean words, or looks at a gay kid or a shoddy teacher the wrong way should be punished, kind of like the same way African-American slaves were punished by their masters for doing the same things. This is the proper path towards reparations.

Maybe one day we will outlaw guns so people stop shooting themselves. When they start stabbing themselves, we will outlaw knives. When they start smothering themselves, we will outlaw pillows. I am willing to outlaw water if it means one less drowning. We need to do anything it takes to stop the deaths, and hold the people who held teachers accountable, accountable.

[Laharls_Wrath]

*applauds*

[Mastery]

Farewell Tails82's account

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Rant: Freaking google image search!!! I'm searching legit things and twice today it's come up with stuff thats completely unrelated and worst of all it was disgusting. First I see a chick giving a horse a blow job, and just now I see what I can only assume was a screen shot of 2 girl 1 cup or something similar

WTF!!!!! You suck google!!!! And no I'm not putting safe search on because sometimes I want to search for naughty things like when Tails wants me to find him some sock porn.

[Tails82]

The best kind is homemade.

[Mastery]

Just put safe search on seriously

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

But then I miss out on sock porn >_______>

Oct 23, 2010 6:41:09 GMT -5 Tails82 said:

The best kind is homemade.

You make your own sock porn? Pics?