Rants

[Tails82]

Macs suck, people who think otherwise are worse than atheists. In fact a lot of mac users are probably atheists because after having to use one for over 5 minutes I think to myself "there is no God." First I have to find wherever they placed the power button, usually on the backside of the monitor out of view so I have to crane my arm around to reach it. Oh and the one I used tonight had the button on the back left instead of the back right, just to screw with me I guess. I had a stroke of luck, as this comp could run windows too. So I selected that option and it tells me "press ctrl alt del to log in" and I do that but nothing happens because it's still a 3094313ing mac keyboard and they've hijacked the alt key for this retarded "command" button. A good couple of minutes looking around the keyboard later, I find the alt key in miniscule writing under the main label "options." The rest of the experience was nice because it was windows and I had a mouse that could right-click. Not so in my office, along with most other computer labs. I got this gay mouse that can't right click ever? Where I come from, that's called a broken mouse. And the thing is just so unresponsive I have to drag it a bajillion times to get somewhere. Who cares about the interface? Ooh aah nice graphics yeah I don't give a credit, I want to get stuff done. Which I can't when it takes 5 minutes to figure out how to copy-paste. On a pc after downloading something I could just right click and go to the containing folder. That's nice. Nicer than clicking around trying to figure out just where the heck everything got saved to. My freshman year, one of my teachers requested a mac lab. Why did I get stuck there!? It was frustrating having to figure out how everything worked on a mac (answer: worse) and also realizing almost everything I was instructed on how to do in that class would be different on a pc. So basically an utterly useless class, along with the fact that I already knew 95% of the stuff I got taught in there.

Another complaint about the city: you can't go 5 steps outside without hearing a siren. Try it. It's impossible. And the silly things they have installed to make these annoying beeping sounds on each side of the street to help blind people cross? Sure it might help them, but it slightly inconveniences me! Every time I cross, it's like it's saying "hey everyone! look at the guy crossing the street!" I don't like attention. Let the blind people get run over, they're going to die anyway when the death panels start putting them down.

[Laharls_Wrath]

damn you for writing a rant about apple before me

[Mastery]

My brother has a reason to use a mac: he's an app developer.

[Mastery]

Oct 2, 2010 0:02:58 GMT -5 Tails82 said:

Another complaint about the city: you can't go 5 steps outside without hearing a siren. Try it. It's impossible. And the silly things they have installed to make these annoying beeping sounds on each side of the street to help blind people cross? Sure it might help them, but it slightly inconveniences me! Every time I cross, it's like it's saying "hey everyone! look at the guy crossing the street!" I don't like attention. Let the blind people get run over, they're going to die anyway when the death panels start putting them down.

Uh what

Which city are you talking about?

[Mastery]

Maybe I should write a rant about animu/mangos, but for now:

Calvin: Some people complain all the time! They complain about the least little thing! If something bugs them, they never let go of it! They just go on and on long after anyone else is interested! It's just complain, complain, complain! People who gripe all the time really drive me nuts! You'd think they'd change the subject after a while, but they never do! They just keep griping until you start to wonder, 'What's wrong with this idiot?' But they go on complaining and repeating what they've already said!
Hobbes: Maybe they're not very self aware.
Calvin: Boy, that's another thing that gets on my nerves!

[Tails82]

For the record I don't want blind people to die, I think volunteerism and private street-crossing services should take care of things

[Tails82]

Oh it appears the mac keyboard isn't working, scuse me while I go find a superior pc

[Tails82]

^ Look...I don't know what the silly countries that use signs like this are trying to prove, but I assume they're doing it to show just how silly they are. What the 3094313 does that sign mean? It's green so it means go. Go where? A white brick? Why would I want to run into that? Where oh where could I find an exit?



^ The exit sign of winners. Ahh that's better. Big, red, and in your face. The don't mess with me or I will kill your family in front of your very own eyes sign. It actually says EXIT in big red letters. Now I know there are idiots who think this is racist because non-english language people can't learn it, but look back up at the first sign. White guys and white guys only should exit? I don't see any other races being allowed to leave. And really you're the racist one, guy, for saying immigrants are too stupid to figure out how to get out of a building.

If there's one thing you learn from this rant, make it this: bold red EXIT signs are much, much manlier than sissy green running-away-from-everything-man signs. Freakin...white block. I mean, honestly...the guy is practically bigger than the door in that one. Who designed that thing?

[Chromeo]

Red means danger, green denotes safe. What's more, green is more distinct from the color of fire.

American haters gonna hate.

[Tails82]

What now, foo

[Tails82]

Yeah I thought so.

Roommate did not wash hands grrrrrrrrrrrr

[thewave]

Wow, way to mock me about my ranting.

Eh, whatever, I found a better (but sadder) place to rant.

[Tails82]

This isn't a mocking thing...if anything it is meant to encourage rants

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

RANT; FRAKING MORMONS!!!!!!!!!!

I want to trade with this Mormon guy I know, a pic of him. But a normal pic wearing normal person clothes not uniforms or costumes or being upside down, AND in return I have a video that features me. And he says no because of the music I said I'm dancing to. The name of the song is 666 and on the youtube vid there was some kind of devil looking skull on there. WTF!

[Chromeo]

end this religious superstition nao.