Rants

[Tails82]

P.S. any surface I touch there has a thin layer of dirt and disease over it.

[Laharls_Wrath]

You know what really grinds my gears? How often people quote Family Guy. I get it, you watch a shitty show for cheap laughs, congratulations you can quote idiocy. It's sad how often the mindless masses quote crap like that while avoiding shows that have withstood the tests of time and are accepted as good, quality, shows. Fuck, up until a recent superbowl the M*A*S*H finale was the most watched thing on television. Up until recently! and the number of television viewers since than has done nothing but increase, but hell, I dont know a single person outside my family who watches the show. And you cant go through a day without hearing a Family Guy quote or reference. Fuck. It's sad. The fact that these mindless masses are the future scares the shit out of me. All these people conforming to the standards of idiocy. Shit, look at the "scene" kids. Look, she's wearing a tutu and mis-matched socks. Her hair looks like a dead raccoon dyed half pink and her face is covered in eyeliner. She's a real nonconformist, just like the hundreds of other "scene" assholes dressed the exact same way. I bet they're all "emo" too beause their parents wont let them drive the Mercedes. Fucking assholes. No one thinks for themselves anymore, the world's just a bunch of spoiled morons. Then you have the atheists and vegans. "Oh you can't prove God exists so he doesn't." Fuck you! It isn't currently possible to prove gravity is the same as the electro-magnetic force, does that mean that no physicists should try? Should they not believe it possible? Are these men, are all those who inhabit this planet and believe in something that has yet to be proven, less enlightened than your stuck up egocentric self? Congratulations, it's great you think we shouldn't strive for scientific progress (enjoying my convoluted logic?). Anyway, go to hell. Oh wait, you dont believe in one. Well when your shitty life comes to an end we'll see if you were right or if you'll endure torments in the Inferno as those envisioned by Dante. Now onto the vegans. Veganism sucks. Man is at the top of the food chain for a reason. You're all immoral bastards. Everyone sucks, people suck, humanity sucks. One good thing about all this is at least this future of assholes will be heavily mediated. In today's society, if something is wrong, take a pill. It's ridiculous how much people push for medication. Feeling a little off? Take a pill. Pill upsetting your stomach? Take another. You feel sad? Take a fucking pill. Jesus christ it has come to the point where people dont even try to fix things. Just pop a fucking pill. And then these pills give people suicidal thoughts. Now they all want to kill themselves. I'd say this would work as a solution but those who commit suicide are instantly classified as the worst and most selfish people around. Congrats, one simple act and your worse than Hitler you selfish prick. But let's say they only experience some lesser side effects, like impotence. The world still has hope, maybe this plague of morons will fail to procreate and die off. Fuck. A couple days ago 90% of my economics class didnt realize cell phones can kill sperm cells. And this is a fucking AP class? I cant believe it. Well, everyone out there better go by a suit, because if you're going to be impotent you gotta look impo'tent. Enjoy the lame joke? I hope not. I loathe the day when I see these people teaching the next generation, or becoming politicians. Although it will bring about more things to bitch about, in regards to politics. I mean really, what the fuck. People never stop arguing and whining about political matters. Are they going to do anything? No. Could they even change anything if they tried? No. Shut the fuck up then. Everyone is always whining these days. "Oh no my life is too hard." Suck it up, tough it out, and get through it you fucking pansy. Fuck. In short, people suck, fuck you humanity. Oh, and people who hate dogs, go to hell. As far as I'm concerned you're worse than racists. gg humanity

[Tails82]

Yes @ overmedicated. America's not only fat but we take over half the meds made worldwide, making costs so high.
No @ dogs, they suck. Despicable, filthy creatures. Eh.

[Laharls_Wrath]

screw, you dogs > people

[Tails82]

Why not just go join PETA you furry

[Laharls_Wrath]

PETA....fuck I forgot to rage about PETA

[Chromeo]

Are these men, are all those who inhabit this planet and believe in something that has yet to be proven, less enlightened than your stuck up egocentric self?



Where the haters at? All the hatin cats
Yeah Look in the mirror nigga hate on dat
Can't fuck wit me or keep up wit me
So you run and tell a bitch not ta fuck wit me
Cuz we ballin. Ya'll crawlin
Its aight muthafucka keep talkin
More money Brings more Henessy
More Hate
More Snakes
More Enemies
Can't change dis. Niggas ain't shit
Wild out pop more champange bitch
Still G'z up. They won't ease up
Its cool Niggas hated on Jesus
Can't tell em' nuttin. Niggas say I'm stuntin.
When they hate on you then you know you doin somethin

[haters gonna hate remix by nitro]

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

The reason so many people quote Family Guy is because it is full of relevant popculture references. Recent eps are pretty crap but the older ones are hilarious.

[Tails82]

I don't understand why more people wouldn't want to do things the American way. If I had to guess, it's because they're jealous that we're the best country in the world. But really when they do that, they're only hurting themselves. It would be much easier to admit our systems for everything are better, and then join the group of win nations. But they don't do this. Is it because they stubbornly cling to the systems they already have in place? Probably. But it's really hurting them in the long run and I'll explain why.

Our word usage and spelling are vastly superior. What the heck is "zed"? Where did that d on the end come from? It's just weird. Then there's the most notable differences in spelling. Writing words as "colour" rather than "color" and arranging words like "theater" to end in -re instead of -er. Back in the old days, when they were adding unnecessary e's to the end of everything (they actually said "hee" and "shee") and they used "thee" and "thou," maybe it would've been acceptable. But now, why do they cling to that -re ending? You can't possibly be suggesting we pronounce words like "center" as "cent-ray" like I do in my head every time I read that spelling. Now for the o vs. ou problem. Do you know how much time must have been wasted adding that extra u where it's not needed? I wish there was some way to account for the inefficiency that this ridiculous addition has brought about. In this century alone...the numbers would be staggering. This gets even worse if you add in words for the same thing that have extra syllables. Why say "petrol" when you can say "gas"? This is why you fall behind! We get things done so much quicker. And really, how do they spell Colombus's first name in the books? Christopher, or Christouphre? I rest my case.

Now, for that silly Celsius temperature. When we have people complaining it's hot out in the 30s, something is wrong. And you want REAL sub-zero cold? You haven't been through anything until you've been through subzero temperatures in Farenheit. I guess we could talk miles vs. kilometers too (not "kilometres", you silly people). When I go somewhere like Canada and the speed limit's up to 80 that's awesome until you realize nope, it's just a tease. Same thing applies here. Real men drive 80 mph because it's faster. You know what kilometers are? Kilometers are wimp units. Real men walk for miles. Practical use? You want practical use? In the real world I know that one foot is roughly the length of one of my feet. Meanwhile the only thing I know about a centimeter is that it's some wimp unit smaller than my foot. Ohh, it's sooooo hard to remember that there's 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, 5,280 feet in a mile. Yeah sure buddy. You know what I recall back in grade school? How much harder the metric system was to remember. Yeah and this is why. If I have one meter, does the next step up go to 10, 100 or 1,000 of the previous unit? There were no distinctions that helped. And if I forgot to add another zero I wasn't going to notice and my answer was gonna be off a whole decimal place. Plus a lot of scientific calculations I had to do involved metric and I hate doing calculations. At least metric ones. The word problems involving imperial were fun because they could actually apply to the real world and not some silly science lab I don't ever want to visit because they'll probably torture me by making me do calculations.

When we drive, we drive on the right side. Literally. So we're right automatically. If you want a better reason, how about you waste your time messing around with your clumsy left hand struggling to hit something on the dashboard while the rest of us right-handers use our superior hand, making things more convenient and possibly avoiding a car crash at the same time.

So get with the program, rest of the world. We're right, you're wrong, as always.

[Laharls_Wrath]

U-S-A, U-S-A

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

Why people say "ATM Machine"?
What the hell do people think the M stands for?

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Sept 26, 2010 18:47:04 GMT -5 Tails82 said:

I don't understand why more people wouldn't want to do things the American way.

The American way is the half ass way.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlxgK4aDsso

Spelling is a good example. Being so lazy and spelling words with missing letters.

Metric system is so simple only an idiot can't work out it. Our number system is base 10 and so it only makes sense to have a measurement system based on the same thing. Fahrenheit scale makes no sense and is based on some silly scale 100's of years ago. Get with the program America or is Belize being a bully and forcing you to use it?

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

Sept 26, 2010 18:54:06 GMT -5 Laharls_Wrath said:

Everyone sucks, people suck, humanity sucks.

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[Tails82]

Man I had some fun having the community center all to myself late at night, until the creepy janitor decided to make it his hangout. Get back to work, they aren't paying you to watch TV all night and pretend to be busy whenever someone walks in.

That is all.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

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