I slept on my hose funny last night.

Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 17:29:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Jan 31, 2010 17:29:19 GMT -5 Now it's bent at an odd angle 3: Hope it's not permanent...
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Jordan Ω AKA Dat Nigga Ferret "Holier than thou" Posts: 3,087	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:23:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jordan Ω on Jan 31, 2010 19:23:12 GMT -5 Well, now I know!
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Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:32:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Jan 31, 2010 19:32:26 GMT -5 I can't control it anymore. It's squirting out randomly now...should I get help?
	"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

Jordan Ω AKA Dat Nigga Ferret "Holier than thou" Posts: 3,087	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:40:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jordan Ω on Jan 31, 2010 19:40:50 GMT -5 What the hell??? You sick bastard!
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Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:42:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Jan 31, 2010 19:42:29 GMT -5 Just throw the hose out
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I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:44:43 GMT -5

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Post by Umbreon on Jan 31, 2010 19:44:43 GMT -5

This isn't my fault 3:<
Don't you know how embarrassing it is, to know my hose could be twisted around like this for the rest of my life? At least it's not a knot...but still! What am I supposed to do now? My hose is the source of my pride and manhood.
Could you fool around with it a bit, to see if you can get it working properly again?

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Last Edit: Jan 31, 2010 19:44:55 GMT -5 by Umbreon

"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl
"You are superior. It is fact." ~Money
"'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro
"umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro
"Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

Jordan Ω AKA Dat Nigga Ferret "Holier than thou" Posts: 3,087	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:46:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jordan Ω on Jan 31, 2010 19:46:08 GMT -5 I'm good, thanks.
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Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:47:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Jan 31, 2010 19:47:15 GMT -5 Get rid of that dirty old hose
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Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:50:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Jan 31, 2010 19:50:28 GMT -5 Master, it wouldn't be so dirty if you agreed to scrub it every once in a while. I'm a dirty, dirty Umbreon...you and I need to get in the shower together.
	Last Edit: Jan 31, 2010 19:50:34 GMT -5 by Umbreon "your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:52:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Jan 31, 2010 19:52:08 GMT -5 ...
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Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:54:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Jan 31, 2010 19:54:34 GMT -5 ... I'm...I'm sorry, master. I try my best to control these urges... But sometimes...the thought of you and me... blushes runs off
	"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

Jordan Ω AKA Dat Nigga Ferret "Holier than thou" Posts: 3,087	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 19:57:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jordan Ω on Jan 31, 2010 19:57:44 GMT -5 Axe: How dirty Umbreons get clean
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Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 20:47:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Jan 31, 2010 20:47:57 GMT -5 peeks back in Would it straighten my hose out again?
	Last Edit: Jan 31, 2010 20:51:13 GMT -5 by Umbreon "your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	I slept on my hose funny last night. Jan 31, 2010 20:50:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Jan 31, 2010 20:50:09 GMT -5 ... well I gotta go>_>
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little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ AKA Dat Nigga Ferret Posts: 3,843	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 4:27:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Feb 1, 2010 4:27:51 GMT -5 First of all, I severed it. The fact that you're still lugging it around suggests that you need help. Second of all, I severed it. Water should not be coming out of it.
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