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Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ Global Moderator I rip it hardcore, like porno-flick bitches Posts: 15,898	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 7:07:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Feb 1, 2010 7:07:04 GMT -5 Feb 1, 2010 4:27:51 GMT -5 little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ said: Water should not be coming out of it. Maybe he attached it to his spigot.
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Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 9:14:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Feb 1, 2010 9:14:17 GMT -5 No, it wasn't completely severed. It's hanging on by a thread... It's so much harder to go about my day, knowing I can't use it anymore. When a potential mate walks by, the pain and embarrassment grows...
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Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 15:39:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Feb 1, 2010 15:39:02 GMT -5 trash the stupid hose
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Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:01:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Feb 1, 2010 17:01:14 GMT -5 Master, could we at least try surgery?
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thewave Guest	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:04:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thewave on Feb 1, 2010 17:04:44 GMT -5 So Umbreon is going to be a female?

Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:07:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Feb 1, 2010 17:07:13 GMT -5 wtfno I want them to reattach it if they can. Meanwhile I'm pressing charges, Ferret.
	"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ AKA Dat Nigga Ferret Posts: 3,843	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:08:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Feb 1, 2010 17:08:52 GMT -5 It's a rubber tube! You can buy them max $20 bucks at Home Depot.
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I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:14:25 GMT -5

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Post by Umbreon on Feb 1, 2010 17:14:25 GMT -5

You're still a vandal and a wicked human. This hose represents my manhood. There is very much sentimental value placed on it. It's almost like it's an extension of my body. For you to take that away was wrong.

*barks at Ferret*

"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl
"You are superior. It is fact." ~Money
"'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro
"umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro
"Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

thewave Guest	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:25:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thewave on Feb 1, 2010 17:25:23 GMT -5 Aww, I would've liked it if Umbreon turned into a female....

little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ AKA Dat Nigga Ferret Posts: 3,843	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:25:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Feb 1, 2010 17:25:43 GMT -5 I'm sure you would, Legend. >_>
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thewave Guest	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:28:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thewave on Feb 1, 2010 17:28:21 GMT -5 <_<

Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:29:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Feb 1, 2010 17:29:05 GMT -5 Male or female, we can fool around anytime, Wave :3
	"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

thewave Guest	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:41:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thewave on Feb 1, 2010 17:41:06 GMT -5 No. Only with females. >_>

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I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:44:12 GMT -5

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Post by Umbreon on Feb 1, 2010 17:44:12 GMT -5

Are you sure? It's all right if you're turned on by my charm. Many are.

Hmm...I'd invite a female friend here to see how this plays out, but master forbids alts.
Sorry I cannot help. It's uncharacteristic of me to do so anyway.

"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl
"You are superior. It is fact." ~Money
"'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro
"umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro
"Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	I slept on my hose funny last night. Feb 1, 2010 17:48:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Feb 1, 2010 17:48:36 GMT -5 >_> leaves to eat
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