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Mastery Spherical Moderator <_< Is your Fomicry Machine running? Better go catch them! Posts: 15,153	Cool Story Time. Mar 24, 2011 20:05:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mastery on Mar 24, 2011 20:05:04 GMT -5 ha ha what

Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	Cool Story Time. Mar 24, 2011 20:28:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Mar 24, 2011 20:28:49 GMT -5 Mar 24, 2011 20:05:04 GMT -5 Mastery said: ha ha what this sums it up quite nicely I'm officially confused as all hell
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Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Cool Story Time. Mar 24, 2011 20:36:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on Mar 24, 2011 20:36:33 GMT -5 So I'm officially a psycho now, great >_>

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Cool Story Time. Apr 9, 2011 20:40:28 GMT -5

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Story B takes an over the top turn...

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Jen dumped an unconscious GM in some alley and untied him.

"Be more careful about getting tied up and stuffed into closets!" she pointed at him and walked off.

Jake followed, limping from his knife wound. "So...where to now?"

"I don't know. I'm horny. Let's just get in on in this dark alley."

"Okay."

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"Tails, stop!" Ally chased after him. But there was a public safety guy driving around and he spotted him.

"Yes, stop!" Officer Smith said. "You are breaking the law! I have no choice but to shoot you!"

"Wait, no!" Ally shouted as she caught up to Tails. "...It's not illegal!" she blurted out.

"And why would that be?" Officer Smith asked.

"Cos...this is Nude Day today. Didn't you hear the mayor say that!?"

"No, I didn-waaaiiit if it's nude day why aren't you naked too?"

"I'm gonna!" Ally took off all her clothes too. "There. See now it's your turn

"

The officer hesitated.

"Aww what's the matter, aren't you cool like us? Why won't you listen to the mayor?"

"Well if the mayor said...I should enforce it." Smith took off his pants. "Hey, you!" He pointed to a random group of passerby. "Get naked right now!"

While he was distracted Ally stole the officer's pants and gun and tasers and pepper spray and handcuffs and car. "Tails get in! Hey, where'd he go?"

Tails had also run off in the confusion so Ally had to drive around and look for him but she crashed the car into the fence when she thought it was in reverse but it wasn't. So she had to go looking for Tails on foot.

"Hey, my car!" Officer Smith ran over. "What are you doing!?"

"I was trying to make the car naked too! Start dismantling it. I got the front bumper off for you

"

"Oh okay." so he went to work on that while Ally ran off.

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Meanwhile Jen and Jake were still going at it and GM woke up and saw everything.

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"Taaaaaaaails!" Ally shouted. "Where you aaaaaat? Oh whoops where are my clothes too. I forgot them when I ran off hehe" so Ally was still naked but she did have the cops pants with her so she put those on her head to be silly.

Tails was up in a tree and every time someone walked by he would climb down, knock them over and steal their socks then run to hide in another tree. He was making a wad of socks that he was going to throw across the ocean to the shores of North Korea to cause a tidal wave and destroy the communists with. Ally couldn't find him because she had no socks on as bait.

"Hmm I need socks because something tells me Tails will see them and come here like the bat signal." So Ally started taking knitting lessons and soon made the most awesome socks in the world, none of those mass-produced ones that are a dollar a dozen, but a really nice pair that fit every foot comfortably and would heal knife wounds on your feet.

Tails appeared behind Ally and grabbed her. "Gimme those socks!"

"Gimme a kiss first!"

So Tails did those things in that order. He decided those socks were so comfortable he had to send them to NYC so the fashion executives could copy their design. So he threw them there.

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The socks arrived and landed on GM knocking him out again. Jake looked over and thought they were cool so he put them on and his knife wound got all better. Jen was still attached to him and licking him in places.

To be continued?
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Simply Renegadin' Noble Member I am the terror that FLAPS in the night! Posts: 394	Cool Story Time. Apr 9, 2011 20:51:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Simply Renegadin' on Apr 9, 2011 20:51:29 GMT -5 tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyChangedItNowItSucks
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Cool Story Time. Apr 9, 2011 21:29:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2011 21:29:37 GMT -5 I provided that first quote! I feel special now.

Mastery Spherical Moderator <_< Is your Fomicry Machine running? Better go catch them! Posts: 15,153	Cool Story Time. May 7, 2011 21:54:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mastery on May 7, 2011 21:54:05 GMT -5 Hey Tails82 just so you know I totally stole your idea but made it better by making it an ARG www.gamefaqs.com/boards/838-working-title/58906701

zelos New Member Posts: 44	Cool Story Time. May 7, 2011 21:55:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zelos on May 7, 2011 21:55:38 GMT -5 Remember me? I WANT IN DUMMET!

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Cool Story Time. May 7, 2011 21:58:06 GMT -5

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Mastery Spherical Moderator <_< Is your Fomicry Machine running? Better go catch them! Posts: 15,153	Cool Story Time. May 7, 2011 21:59:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mastery on May 7, 2011 21:59:50 GMT -5 U mad?

Tails82 Lord of Terror++ Loyal Vassal still...sipping? Posts: 34,373	Cool Story Time. May 7, 2011 22:00:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tails82 on May 7, 2011 22:00:55 GMT -5 NEXT weekend. Not the week with the 3 essays and finals in it.
	Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. "It's kinda sad how childish Tails is if his age in his profile is true..... No offense. >_>" -TheWave www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRqPAzXhJZ0 Do you see the little dot?

Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Cool Story Time. May 7, 2011 22:01:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on May 7, 2011 22:01:51 GMT -5 'Don't get mad; get mildly self loathing and watch pointless youtube videos.'

zelos New Member Posts: 44	Cool Story Time. May 7, 2011 22:06:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zelos on May 7, 2011 22:06:21 GMT -5 Does Nitro hate me? ;_;

Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Cool Story Time. May 7, 2011 22:09:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on May 7, 2011 22:09:03 GMT -5 Huh? >_>

zelos New Member Posts: 44	Cool Story Time. May 7, 2011 22:20:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zelos on May 7, 2011 22:20:56 GMT -5 yeah