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-Chapter 95-
Laharlseo advanced on the gang with his evil mecha-banhammer of damagely power. The team didn't know what to do. Had TaiIs finally bested them? They had no idea how they could possibly beat an admin (even if he was damaged), and they knew running would be useless. So they stood there, frozen for what seemed like months, as Laharlseo made his way towards them.
But maybe this wasn't it...maybe there was still hope. Hope that they could make it through this terrible
writer's block ordeal. They just needed to think outside the box...
"Do it! Do it now Laharlseo!" TaiIs shouted. "Stop those stinking, subhuman, super solver sympathizers!" But on this day, bravery came from an unexpected source.
"Hey! Laharlseo!" Brad shouted. "If you're going to hurt Espeon, you'll have to get through me!"
"Okay...I'll kill you first!" Laharlseo lunged at Brad, but Brad dodged and ran off.
TaiIs scoffed. "Ha! Once a coward, always a coward!"
"Hey Laharlseo!!!"
TaiIs jumped forward from fright, as Brad appeared right behind him.
"What about this guy? He looks like he's wet if you ask me!"
Laharlseo examined TaiIs. "You're right...but...if TaiIs is wet...and wet means threat...this means...TaiIs can NOT be trusted!" With this realization, Laharlseo's inner computational unit realizamajiged that TaiIs' actions had always been malicious in intent. "And you couldn't be trusted those other times, either!"
"Hey, common" TaiIs pleaded. "This is just you being foolish. Of course you can trust me. You must be having a malfunction from all this rainwater and you're getting false calculations. Now go and finish off the real threats! Obey as you were programmed to!"
Laharlseo shook his head. "I was programmed to
trust you. But I'm not an idiot." Laharlseo swung and struck TaiIs with the banhammer.
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Nitro stepped outside of his poorly-drawn house (it was very left-leaning) and drew himself a picket sign.
"I protest the fact that I'm not in this story enough and I take offense that I've been the target of a lot of the jokes here. But it's not like anyone cares...nobody's going to listen anyway...news coverage...nonexistent probably...so yeah. Sod off."
Nitro tried to go back into his house, but realized he had locked himself out. So he stood there trying to look cool, like he intended that to happen.
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Pyro paused the tape when on the spot where it showed her helping Nitro escape.
"Finally! That took a really long time. Seemed like...weeks...well, time to get rid of the evidence..." she said to herself as her hand moved over to the eject button on the VCR. She looked at the monitor one last time...
"mmmmmmmm...Nitro sure is a cutie" her hand moved over to the zoom button. Pyro looked around the room, just in case...then her hand moved somewhere else...
Suddenly the door burst open. Pyro jumped out of her chair and cleared the monitor.
"I wasn't doing anything!" she blurted out. I hope he didn't see me, Pyro thought. Well, maybe it wouldn't be so bad...
But that wasn't much of a concern after Pyro saw who it was at her door: a moaning figure with both eyes missing!
"AAH! ZOMBIE!" Pyro grabbed her nonexistent gun and shot nonexistent bullets at the evil zombie Ferret - wait, Ferret?
"Oww..." Ferret fell down clutching his chest.
"omg Ferret I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you!" Pyro ran over to him.
"It's okay. It's just nonexistent wounds..."
"But...your eyes!"
"Oh. Yeah. I'll have to get that fixed..."
"How did that happen?" Pyro asked.
"Phantom Renegade ambush. Say, are we still out of coco pops?"
"HOW CAN YOU BE SO RELAXED! YOUR EYES ARE GONE!! (but still a cutie <3)"
Ferret cringed. "My hearing's fine though. It's because I'm not worried, Ally. Things are bound to turn out all right. In the meantime, I can rely on my other senses, using the skills I learned from our training. I got back here just fine didn't I?"
"Wow, you learned how to do that?"
"And you did too? It was all in the training manual...you read it, right?"
"I read the title of it and put it down for later..."
"Ally, you were supposed to be trained in everything in there." Ferret said.
"Yeah but then Family Guy was on...hey, I think your eye problems are more important."
"More important than an incompetent partner? I think you're mistaken P"
"You mean : P? Where's the - oh right >_>"
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Espeon ran to Wave's house as fast as she could.
"I hope I'm not too late" she said as she pushed open the door. "Wave! I've made my
decision. It's more important to keep our friendship than it is for me to go after Umbreon. Wave?"
Espeon looked around the house but Wave was nowhere to be found.
"I'll have to go after him..." she decided. She wrapped her scarf around her neck and walked out the door.
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Having spent much of his energy on smacking TaiIs, Laharlseo fell on his hands and knees. TaiIs lay motionless on the ground.
"That's weird" Laharls said. "When I hit Tails with the banhammer he disappeared, but TaiIs is still here?"
"Maybe Laharlseo couldn't do it in the state he's in" Brandon replied.
"Hmm..." Espeon thought. She could tell from examining the mind of TaiIs that he had wanted this to happen. He was still in chance of the story, after all.
The gang was hesitant to help Laharlseo, since they weren't sure if he still saw them as a threat. Brad summoned the courage, though, and slowly approached his master.
"You wouldn't hurt me, Laharlseo...would you?"
Laharlseo smiled. "No...I should've listened to you. You were right about TaiIs."
"It's okay, master." Brad cried a little again, but it was raining so nobody noticed.
TaiIs twitched. Prinny Mask rushed over and picked him up by the back of his collar.
"What should I do with this miscreant?"
"Owowowowow let go >_>" TaiIs begged. Prinny Mask happily obliged and dropped him to the ground forcefully.
Brandon ran over. "Should I finish him off, master?"
"Yes!" Laharls said. "Kill him!"
"Wait!" Alex shouted. "Let's not do that."
"Cmon...I want blood..."
Alex walked over to TaiIs. "Do you still have your walkie?"
"Yeah. In my pocket." he answered. "Why?"
"I'm going to get the box brought over here."
"...Why?" TaiIs repeated.
"I'm feeling nice?"
"I don't understand. After what I did?"
Laharls whispered to Alex. "Yeah, this is not a good idea. He's an evil...authoritarian."
"Yeah yeah yeah I know. But we can't just kill him."
Laharlseo lay on the ground, wet and damaged. "Brad...I don't think I'm going to make it through this in one piece."
"Of course you won't, master...but you're a robot. Both your arms could fall off and you'd be fine."
"I mean, this is probably it for me..."
"Don't say that. You can still make it." Brad hugged Laharlseo and cried some more, a touching moment if not for the fact that his tears were probably doing Laharlseo more harm. "I'm sorry I was a disobedient pokemon..."
"It's okay, Brad...I was a bad master. But I think you'll make a good one..."
"What do you mean?"
"I want you to be the next admin" Laharlseo reached for his hammer and offered it to Brad. "Use it sparingly...heh."
Brad smiled. "No problem, I can't even grip it properly..."
Laharlseo laughed. "Take good care of it anyway, and make this board great again. You and Es-"
"Master?"
Laharlseo shut down.
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"Last change for the Laharls_anus express. Any takers?"
"Gimme that" GM snatched the marker away. "I'm almost done with the transdimensional portal maker anyway. Don't you have someone else you can annoy?"
"Wave is off somewhere and so is Espeon (very suspicious *nod*). It's just you and me, I'm afraid."
"Well, could you go somewhere else?"
"Hey, I already suggested Laharls_anus but you didn't seem to take too kindly to-"
"Would you shut up about that!?" GM interrupted. "I don't care where you go, just leave for a few minutes. The bathroom, anything. I can't concentrate with you here."
"Fiiiiine. I'll harass that tree in the back yard. He's a better audience than you anyway." Spin stepped outside.
GM returned to his work. "Here we go, almost done...just need a wrench..."
"Here you go."
"Thanks. Hey wait-GAAH!"
Spinbel was too busy humming loudly and examining foliage to notice GM's cries from within the house. Eventually he returned and found GM face down on the floor.
"Oh crap, someone killed him. Well, I better get out of here before anyone else shows up. I don't need to be found guilty of
another murder..."
"I'm alive you idiot! Help me up..."
"Oh good! Now the headlines will read 'Spinbel: local hero.' Or at least, they would...(damn that editor, getting in my way...) but I digress. What happened?"
"It was...BLACK PEOPLE!"
"Well duh. Tell me something I don't know, thilly~"
"They tried to take away my portal maker! But I wouldn't let them. I tried running off with my equipment but then I fell and...kinda crushed an important component. I guess they left after they saw it was broken, or maybe they just felt sorry for me."
"Hmm. So YOU'RE the murderer...in a way...a killer of equipment...kind of...yeah...not me...I'm an innocent man >_>"
"O-kay..." GM eyed Spinbel suspiciously. "But really, I can still fix it. It'll just be a bit."
"You've been saying that for how many chapters?"
"I don't know. Maybe if stuff like this stopped happening we could get something done."
"Hmm yeah. But that would be boring!" Spinbel exclaimed as he pulled a leaf out of his pants. "Who would want to steal the portal maker, anyway?"
"I don't know...
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-End of Chapter 95-
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P.S. Sonic was in it.
Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. 
