Nationstates

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Dec 27, 2010 17:53:39 GMT -5 Mastery said:

But they're not problems, they're complaints.

Complaining about problems.

[Mastery]

movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence

SINCE WHEN

[Tails82]

"For too long has the female race been discriminated against in our society due to their sex! We demand equal wages, equal opportunities, and equal respect for women and we demand them now!"

wat

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Don't be a racist, Tails!!!!!!!!

[Tails82]

Too late

[Tails82]

Current tax rate (new algorithm): 4%

Old tax rate: 0%

That's bogus.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

With military recruitment numbers down, there's been some discussion in civilian circles of relaxing 'sodomy' regulations in the armed forces in order to allow homosexuals to serve openly. However, with the occasional reports from the field of suspected homosexuals being beaten by their squadmates, some wonder if such measures are really appropriate for the notoriously conservative culture of Queen Ally's military.

"That's... interesting, but it doesn't really address the problem, does it?" asks Lance Corporal Pip Fellow, part of your honor guard. "Let's look at it this way: only ten percent of the population is homosexual, right? No matter what, the majority will be heterosexual. We want homosexuals to serve, but there will always be a backlash against them. No regulation changes are needed if you just pen a policy where sexual orientation becomes a taboo subject in discussion--not like it's anyone's business to talk about their sexual interests in a professional military, right? This way homosexuals can serve, albeit quietly, and be happy, and the moral conservatives stay happy since the military is still 'officially' anti-gay. Of course, if anyone's pulled out of the closet, their career is instantly over, but that's the cost of compromise."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Tails82]

"It's not our war? It's not our war?" cries (in)famous Stars and-or Stripes-born fascist Hope Clinton. "Well maybe it's time it became our war! Stars and-or Stripes should take a more active, and by 'active' I mean 'hostile', role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! Cave Atheos! Sieg Stars and-or Stripes!"

Let's see where this goes.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I have become bored of this game. I shall now randomly select options with out reading

[Tails82]

The Free Land of Stars and-or Stripes is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare.

nahhh

[Laharls_Wrath]

Krithgal is coming along quite nicely

[Tails82]

I kind of screwed up on an issue and now I have a fascist group in charge of purifying my nation's race. But other than that it's good

[Tails82]

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists

Nooo I'm sorry conservative nationstates, I've been trying I really have ;_;

[Tails82]

"You're talking about doing what!?" screams Jennifer Fellow, a noted fiscal conservative and libertarian scholar. "Government bailouts won't solve anything. They'll only redistribute wealth to those the government happens to favor at that particular moment, while placing a crushing burden onto everybody else. The government must instead cut taxes across the board and axe all unnecessary social programs, particularly our welfare system."

Best statement ever on that place ever

[Laharls_Wrath]

The Armed Republic of Krithgal is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 240 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, much of Krithgal's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force