Inspiring quotes topic

[Chromeo]

did you even read my post? dickhead.

typical conservative, you say you want small government and fear the state and so on but whenever it's violent authority like the army or police or spooks you can't stop jacking them off and praising whatever they do, the 'dictatorial government' you fear is people telling you to like, eat healthier, or try to teach your kids english, you can't fucking stand that government

[Tails82]

Uh yeah because I can do all that on my own, what I can't do is stop a hijacking or keep a rogue nation from getting nukes to kill us all. Government's there for defense, and not the million-point brush-your-teeth climate-change lecture tour while the world burns

[Chromeo]

So basically you're just totally ignoring the point of these quotes and mangling them into something they didn't mean when they were said. Like I don't think Jefferson was trying to warn America about the perils of food stamps.

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

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[Chromeo]

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine!

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat your ass
When you treat your biggest fan like that?

[Tails82]

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

"I've been learning kanji through hentai so I can read stuff like "Let it out inside of me while twisting my nipples." just fine, but some of the more common words like refrigerator are hard for me to read."

[Allaprima ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Truly the best way to learn.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

"It just sucks that people can say they are a friend and then instead of supporting you, they just flip when it doesn't line up with their personal opinion. So closed into their own world perspective."

- My friend.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

"...and some people just want to be miserable. I've been there before for sure, It's easy, it's safe, comfortable. It's so familiar that you can't get any nasty shocks. But change is risk for a reason, there's a prize if you win.

Imagine a movie where a character dies at the middle and they know that, but the actor keeps doing his part in the story and giving it everything right up until his part is over. That's a good actor. That's a good person. Sticking with life and giving it your all, knowing it'll all end anyway. Because the time we spend on stage, the on screen romance, all that is real too... for a moment. Tt's worth it for that.

On the flipside. The people who can't take the strain are recast, the show goes on without them, and they don't end up in the credits"

- My friend.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

"You don't like your appearance for example I'm sure every guy in your life has told you that you are beautiful. Wow cool mate you've got fucking eyes. Then you tell them you don't feel beautiful sometimes and they say you are stupid and you are beautiful. They just keep telling you over and over again that you are attractive, like you are some dumb blonde who can't take a hint. They don't stop and ask why. "Why would a girl who is so amazing be down on herself?" They don't see the pain, the self hatred. Because they are probably clouded by their own to be fair. They don't understand that by putting so much emphasis on your appearance that they are making it even harder for you to face up to yourself in the mirror."

- My friend.

[Tails82]

"What do we mean by the American Revolution? Do we mean the American war? The Revolution was effected before the war commenced. The Revolution was in the minds and hearts of the people...This radical change in the principles, opinions, sentiments, and affections of the people, was the real American Revolution." -John Adams

[Tails82]

"I can't stand it." -Charlie Brown

[Tails82]

"No amount of repetition of historical errors in judicial opinions can make the errors true. The 'wall of separation between church and State' is a metaphor based on bad history, a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging. It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned." -William Rehnquist

[Tails82]

Trigger warning: possible racist cryptofascism and negative vibes

SPOILER: Click to show

Illegal immigrant poem

I cross river
Poor and broke,
Take bus
See employment folk.

Nice man
Treat me good in there,
Say I need
Go see Welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door.'

Welfare checks
They make you wealthy,
Medicaid
It keep you healthy!

By and by
Got plenty money,
Thanks to you
Taxpayer dummy.

Write to friends
In motherland,
Tell them
'come, fast as you can'

They come in buses
And Chevy trucks,
I buy big house
With welfare bucks.

They come here,
We live together,
More welfare checks,
It gets better!

Fourteen families,
They moving in,
But neighbor's patience
Wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
Moves away,
I buy his house
And then I say,

'Find more aliens
For house to rent.'
In my yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
They just trash,
But they, too,
Draw welfare cash!

Everything is
Very good,
Soon we own
Whole neighborhood.

We have hobby
It called breeding,
Welfare pay
For baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

Taxpayer crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.

We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good
For white man race.

If they no like us,
They can go,
Got lots of room
In Mexico.