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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jul 17, 2013 4:50:00 GMT -5
Oh right you would be more of a navy kinda guy right? A buch of dudes all alone in a ship at sea. So much gay sex to be had by all!
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Post by Jordan Ω on Jul 17, 2013 7:29:03 GMT -5
Don't ask don't tell!
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Post by Tails82 on Jul 17, 2013 7:48:54 GMT -5
If you joined the army you could do it the right way. That's why I suggested it.
Unless you want everything done the wrong way. Why do you want it done the wrong way, Chromes!?
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Post by Chromeo on Jul 17, 2013 18:19:00 GMT -5
youtu.be/WWHzB6H718w?t=2m41stoo long didn't watch version: The bible testifies that - Amount of people killed by, or killed on orders from, the Christian God, not including 65 unnamed cities and the entire population of the Earth not including Noah's family, and other group killings where exact figures are not given: 2,017,956 peopleAmount of people killed by Satan, only after being told that he could by God: One family's childrenWho is the real bad guy here exactly? Remember, God loves you (but isn't afraid to torture you for eternity)!
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Post by Jordan Ω on Jul 17, 2013 20:25:25 GMT -5
How many did Satan create? How many did God create? I think this is a bit silly. If you believe in the old testament, you believe that God created everything, and all that happens only happens because he says so, then technically God killed everyone forever, and so his Death/Create ratio is just a little less than one.
Satan, on the other hand, who never created anyone, killed what, ten kids? That's a 10/0 ratio and you can't divide by zero, so Satan killed more than an infinite times of people he created.
Anyway, Satan doesn't really appear in the Old Testament (very very few times.), he's more of a newer creation by them New Peoples.
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Post by Preventing Google Doxxing on Jul 17, 2013 21:10:01 GMT -5
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jul 18, 2013 1:34:59 GMT -5
How many did Satan create? How many did God create? I think this is a bit silly. If you believe in the old testament, you believe that God created everything, and all that happens only happens because he says so, then technically God killed everyone forever, and so his Death/Create ratio is just a little less than one. Satan, on the other hand, who never created anyone, killed what, ten kids? That's a 10/0 ratio and you can't divide by zero, so Satan killed more than an infinite times of people he created. Anyway, Satan doesn't really appear in the Old Testament (very very few times.), he's more of a newer creation by them New Peoples. So you're saying it's ok you kill people as long as you make more babies than people killed.
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Post by Jordan Ω on Jul 18, 2013 8:36:55 GMT -5
How many did Satan create? How many did God create? I think this is a bit silly. If you believe in the old testament, you believe that God created everything, and all that happens only happens because he says so, then technically God killed everyone forever, and so his Death/Create ratio is just a little less than one. Satan, on the other hand, who never created anyone, killed what, ten kids? That's a 10/0 ratio and you can't divide by zero, so Satan killed more than an infinite times of people he created. Anyway, Satan doesn't really appear in the Old Testament (very very few times.), he's more of a newer creation by them New Peoples. So you're saying it's ok you kill people as long as you make more babies than people killed. Nah, because they're you're not actually creating them, you're just causing them to be born. Do you understand the difference?
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Post by Chromeo on Jul 18, 2013 8:52:53 GMT -5
God doesn't 'create' anyone besides Adam and Eve iirc, so it's not like he can get that excuse either.
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Post by Jordan Ω on Jul 18, 2013 8:58:16 GMT -5
God doesn't 'create' anyone besides Adam and Eve iirc, so it's not like he can get that excuse either. Well, in Judaism, there's a concept that states that every smallest possible unit of time, God is continually re-creating us with His will. That is to say, if God were to say, vanish or something, we'd all immediately cease to exist. So yeah, everything is indeed 'created' by God. According to this theory, at least.
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Post by Chromeo on Jul 18, 2013 9:00:10 GMT -5
Meh. I still don't think that justifies massacring millions (mostly for entirely petty reasons).
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Post by Jordan Ω on Jul 18, 2013 9:43:56 GMT -5
Meh. I still don't think that justifies massacring millions (mostly for entirely petty reasons). Guess that's why you're not God, huh? What I'm saying is that you may as well attribute every death to God. But if you're gonna do that, you have to make sure to credit him with all of creation as well. It's unfair to blame him for only the bad parts...
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Post by Chromeo on Jul 18, 2013 10:19:52 GMT -5
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Post by Tails82 on Jul 20, 2013 8:37:50 GMT -5
Creepy.
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Post by Tails82 on Jul 22, 2013 7:03:27 GMT -5
"Those thinkers who cannot believe in any gods often assert that the love of humanity would be sufficient for them; and so, perhaps, it would, if they had it." -G.K. Chesterton
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