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Post by Mastery on Sept 10, 2010 10:07:18 GMT -5
maybe in a week
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Post by Mastery on Sept 10, 2010 10:13:52 GMT -5
Oh and I'm not gonna tell what happened for the sole reason that you're all jerkfaces.
Feel free to speculate.
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Post by Preventing Google Doxxing on Sept 10, 2010 11:15:03 GMT -5
You were inside a portable toilet and then a tractor (Yes, tractor) tipped it over causing it to roll down a hill and eventually falling into a pbulic beach in which all the fat men and little children laughed at you. Amirite?
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Post by Chromeo on Sept 10, 2010 11:27:38 GMT -5
You were doing a wheelie on a dirtbike when you tragically revved the accelerator too hard, causing the bike to catapult round and smash you into the dirt.
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Sept 10, 2010 12:21:42 GMT -5
Hope everything's okay
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Post by Tails82 on Sept 10, 2010 16:18:42 GMT -5
What in the world possessed you to use a jackhammer like that?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2010 17:24:51 GMT -5
To shreds, you say.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Sept 10, 2010 17:32:47 GMT -5
I'd say tonsils or appendix.
Or small bowel resection with end-to-end anastomosis because you got hit by a Korean sniper.
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Post by Mastery on Sept 12, 2010 19:11:25 GMT -5
Here are the damages:
Misalligned teeth, swollen shredded bottom lip, numerous cold sores, intense pain, bruised ear.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2010 19:16:03 GMT -5
All the teeth still in there, at least?
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Post by Mastery on Sept 12, 2010 19:21:06 GMT -5
Yeah, I might need braces for a while.
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Sept 12, 2010 19:22:30 GMT -5
Here are the damages: Misalligned teeth, swollen shredded bottom lip, numerous cold sores, intense pain, bruised ear. does not sound fun
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Post by Mastery on Sept 12, 2010 19:23:28 GMT -5
You know I just read the over 9000 thread and saw how I said "pray I come back alive" and Nitro said "protect GM from his aggressors" and I laughed at the irony oh so hard and painfully and damn you Nitro for being an atheist your prayer might have worked otherwise.
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Post by Chromeo on Sept 12, 2010 19:33:40 GMT -5
I sacrificed a goat to Athe! What more do you want!?
But seriously, what happened?...
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Sept 12, 2010 20:50:31 GMT -5
WTF happened??? *hugs GM*
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