The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Had a long and involved dream last night. Think I can remember most of it? Of course not!

Some brouhaha involving a nuclear power plant? That crossed over with Schlock Mercenary and a video game?

Some kinda party going on at the Palmyra stake center? That part of it was under perpetual construction?

I don't know, all I know is that it was long, involved, and epic.

And that towards the end of it I was musing about some sort of murder mystery I was trying to resolve that involved an espeon getting shot.

[Tails82]

Ferret has dreams about espeon

[Mastery]

Bet it was a (sexy) dream

[Chromeo]

So tonight I had a continuation of a previous dream, where I was dating this chick who was probably visually inspired by Pyro, but it turns out she was a bitch, and she tried to murder me with a handgun. I know I faked my own death in some ingenious way so she thought she killed me but I can't really remember how, you know how dreams get fuzzy.

So in this dream I came back after a while of letting her think I was dead, and confront her, she was pissed obviously, and we had some great verbal sparring, but eventually I decide the only way to avenge her treachery is to kill her. She's ready for this of course, and she says she's got more weapons stashed, and I say, how dumb do you think I am, and go after her there and then, we run through the school canteen and I grab a knife from the table, unfortunately it's a butter knife, then I have two somehow and so does the girl, and we have a rather non-lethal knife fight. I'm winning the fight and scoring some hits, but she's not really hurt so we find two empty seats and sit there for more insults. Then I woke up, I guess.

[Mastery]

The making of a great love story

[Chromeo]

More like some godawful spy vs spy chick-flick. >_>

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Sounds like Jake wants to have sex with this "Pyro" person. It's going to be rough (the fighting), but it will also be safe sex (butter knives) it will be loud (great verbal sparring) and who will be on top with change a bit (The girl trying to kill Jake, then switching to Jake confronting the girl) and finally there will be sex toys (weapons stashed)

[Chromeo]

<_<

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Mar 26, 2011 15:09:14 GMT -5 Tails82 said:

Ferret has dreams about espeon

Only the ones I tell you about. Notice how in both, the thing comes to a violent end? And in one case it's by my own hands? Yeah.

[Tails82]

No need to be defensive I was just pointing out a theme

[Chromeo]

So last night I dreamed something pretty uh weird, I was with a group of other guys, I distinctly remember I was wearing a shirt with a picture of a dollar bill on it though I don't know why, and we were trying to pick up chicks I guess at my local park. So we were in the kid's play area, and we were just chilling, when this blonde chick in a bikini comes up to us, looking all flirty and crap. So then she says something like "Do you want any bandages?" and we were like "What for?" so she says "For your cuts" and then starts grinning, somehow we all instantly realise she's into knifeplay, so we all run off like a shot screaming like shiiiiiit and fuuuuuuuck, we jump over the fence at the edge of the play area, and then we see more girls running towards us across the grass, with a big banner that they're all holding between them. So we somehow have our own banner, and we charge at them, we manage to knock them down, and we take their banner and leg it.

Then we're all back at my house, the guys are looking sorry for themselves standing in the hallway, so I push open the door to my kitchen to see our mentor 50 Cent sitting at the kitchen table. I prostrate myself saying we're sorry we failed to pick up chicks! And he's just like it's cool, shit happens. How understanding.

Then the dream ends. >_>

[Deleted]

I wish I remembered more of my dreams.
Silly dream logic is fun.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

So I had a sexy dream for once.

I was in an office building meeting with the guy who was on the Bachelor: wings of love. He was working as either an accountant or bank manager or something because we were both dressed up in business clothes. I was sitting with him at his desk. He was talking to me about something, explaining it, possibly a bank loan. But I kept staring at him. Thinking to myself "OMG you are so freaking handsome" and I wanted him.

We were in a room full of other people at desks talking and working too, and as he was talking to me he wrote on a bit of paper how he really liked me. I wrote on the paper I also liked him. He wrote asking if I wanted to continue this conversation in his office. (Dunno why his desk was outside is office but when we went in it was more of a conference room) so I said ok. And we went into his office to have sex.

However when we went inside we were not alone. There was a 1930's all Black people New Orleans band practicing. The were told to leave. And we were alone to have sex. But I needed to use the bathroom, and when I returned we sat down on a couch. Just as I was undoing his pants his secretary walked in saying he needed to go with her for other work.

Then I woke up. No dream sex for me.

[Tails82]

I had a dream, will elaborate later.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Was it a sexy dream?