The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Tails82]

My house was now a mansion and there was a very fat dog.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Something about $5 and vending machines and McD's and masturbation.

[Tails82]

Using a sled like a snowboard, I made my way along some railroad tracks until it ran out of gas. Then something involving an operation and my grandma.

[Tails82]

I was planting a tree outside or something and my aunt came along and was like hi

[Tails82]

I had a fake pizza and my task was to take it on the bus and give it to someone who deserved it. It was a pretty nasty neighborhood and the bus driver said I wouldn't find good people, but I said yes I would. This kid ends up sitting next to me and I decide he should get it. What he didn't know was that there was secret compartment on the pizza box that had $23,000 in it. I was gonna tell him but for a second I thought maybe I shouldn't and keep some of that money for myself. But then I thought no because a scout wouldn't do that. So the kid got all of it and he was very happy, and people were surprised I hadn't pocketed some of the money.

[Tails82]

I got a 72 on a test and freaked out.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

How do you have so many dreams.

[Tails82]

I've been remembering them since this topic came up. It's like I'm somewhere and then it snaps back, and I try to remember what I can so it goes here.

[Tails82]

I was writing a book and somebody got mad at me because it was a religious book. He chased me through the city and out into the country, where I lost him. Then there were these two guys who were doing Jaskass-type stunts and decided to include me. One of them drives a car at me but hits the brakes at the last second. So I was like, close call then the other guy comes from the side and hits me with a trolley. I put my hands out to try and stop it but the guy hits the gas and I step out of the way to avoid being run over. A cop showed up and they ran off. Then I took a garbage pail and threw it down a hill in my town to see how far it would go. I got on a train and it went to Amsterdam and I got lost.

[Tails82]

Something involving a giant tree...I think the Keebler elves were there.

[Tails82]

I was behind the scouthouse and I gave a frog a point every time it would ribbit for me.

I also helped a farmer rebuild his barn.

[Chromeo]

I dreamed I lived in a planned economy... or something?... I just remember something about communism... it's hazy.

[Tails82]

My job was to bring letters around in a mail truck in a nearby town. It was night and they somehow got delivered faster if I went into a field and did donuts. Then I went on gamefaqs and made a topic. I got a reply two seconds later asking how the mail was going. I looked around nervously because someone was spying on me.

The rest of it involved navigating a construction site.

[Tails82]

Taking a hugemongous test where the last 15 minutes went by in a matter of seconds and I didn't get to the second half.

[Tails82]

There was a mentally unstable man in the bathroom with a doll and he was talking to it. Then I got food but it disappeared.