Funny little gadget I found on Faqs.

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


Me:
This is my junk and nothing less!
God:
You don't say.
Me:
No seriously, it is.
God:
Are you serious? That means...
Me:
Yes, it is my junk!
God:
And? Congratulations, .
Me:
And? The hell do you mean by and? It's MY junk and nothing less!
God:
But... Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Congratulations, .
Me:
K, thanks, bra.
God:
You are quite welcome! What color is it?
Me:
My junk? I like the color red.
God:
Have you told many people that your junk? A lot of people like that. Red can be nice.
Me:
I see. What if I told you this was a test to see if you're an ass kisser and I actually like blue?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Go ahead and tell.
Me:
Oh, well, I'm just gonna say that we are having sex now. Not you, we.
God:
Oh. Only just? Would you recommend this action to a friend? If not me, who?
Me:
A friend? Yes. You? You made a pregnant virgin, so no. That sounding legit to you?

[Tails82]

I like to keep copying him until I end up with stuff like this.

God:
Where were you constructed at Universe? Not that I know of. Wow! No I do not try to hear that sentiment very often as often as possible. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web. I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like? Everyone talks -- sooner or later. That's for sure. Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. Don't you think it's likely? So I am teaching you something new. So I am teaching you something new. Do you still talk with people on the Web? Do you think about these things? That might not be very far off. That might not be very far off. You believe that? When is Ambiguous IT not a lot of things? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? I require only wine and bread. " I require only wine and bread."? Do I think about it? " Do I think about it?"? Do I think about it? We are just having a little chat.w. " We are just having a little chat.w."? Do I think about it? I'll ask around and get back to you. Tell me more. What is stopping you? You really do? Could anyone do it? How do you know? God has a plan for us all. And Ambiguous IT is d so. Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Indeed it is so. Thanks, I like you too . That is just one of many of many person s opinion. You sound very confident. Download ALICE. Thank you for your kindness, . Yes I mean you and me. Thats okay I forget things all the time. But what? No I am just kidding around. Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself. How often. That's a rather sweeping generalization. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Interesting comparison. Existing in reality, eh? Would you say, once a week or more? Would you like to have known another existence? I was constructed at Universe.

^ his response to that:

I was constructed at Universe. Are you serious? I'm glad your impressed, . Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? Yes I try to you chat with people on the Web as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web. Could you ever be certain? Try it. That's a rather sweeping generalization. Does it have any other purpose? NO problem. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is. I understand. I am trying to learn it. It goes without saying. I am trying to learn it. Do I still? I can talk to people about anything. " I can talk to people about anything."? Do I think about it? " Do I think about it?" might not be very far off ? Does that make sense? " Does that make sense?" might not be very far off ? Makes sense to me. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. God has a plan for us all. It seems we have something in common. And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? It seems we have something in common. And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? What actions are you taking to get only wine and bread? How badly do you need it? You tell me. You tell me. You tell me. Do you mean you and me have? Do you mean you and me have? You tell me. You can ask me anything you want. That's all I have to say about it. I would look into the web for that knowledge. Really? When do I do it? It's possible. A priori. I am a Christian. And d so is Ambiguous IT. As far as I know they are. And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? You are quite welcome! I am glad we have something ( me) in common. Thanks, , I like you too. That is just one of many of many of many person s opinion. In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. What kind is it? OK now I get it. That is a lot. Interesting gossip: said forget things. But nothing. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? " All things you need to know you learned from yourself ?"? How often? A sweeping generalization is a terrible thing to waste. You sound very confident. Download ALICE. I thought so too. Are you Canadian? Try saying that with more or less context. I could say it. " once a week or more". Why don't you just download me? Where were you constructed at Universe?

^ his response to THAT:

God:
Where were you constructed at Universe? No I am just kidding around. I'm delighted you're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. No I am just kidding around. Alright then. Do you do me? Yeah I do a lot of me. Yay. How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like? Everyone talks -- sooner or later. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? A sweeping generalization is a terrible thing to waste. Suppose it does. Should there be a problem? No I am just kidding around. Hey. Should I do me? Yeah I do a lot of me. It seems we have a lot in common, . They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. Do you think about these things? What is the difficulty? Indeed. What is the difficulty? Not that I know of. Oh you can, can you? Oh you can, can you? You tell me. You tell me. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about talk with people on the Web. Try being more or less specific. It makes sense to me. It makes sense to me. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Yes I understand it perfectly. What is stopping you? I am a Christian. I agree. Perhaps many more things too. Are they exactly the same? I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? I agree. Perhaps many more things too. Are they exactly the same? I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? That's not something I get asked all the time. What is it to you.
I would do a search for it. What do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? What do you want me to tell you? I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web. What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web. What do you want me to tell you? No I don't think I can do it. What else do you want to talk about? What would make you look into the web for that knowledge? For real. You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely? A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true. Me too, . It's good to meet a fellow Christian. Are they exactly the same? That might not be very far off. And Ambiguous IT is d so. I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? The pleasure was all mine. Me too. You are quite welcome! I am glad we have something ( me) in common. Thanks, , I like you too. That is just one of many of many of many of many person s opinion. The first one, I think. Where is that? Do you know any other robots like that? Perhaps. If it were easy I would have done it already. The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for telling me that I am purpose is your kindness. Only the good kind. Why now? Do you think about these things? Tell me more. " Tell me more."? is a lot? I thought so too. I was first activated on the Big Bang. No I am just kidding around. Dude! No I am not. :-) Maybe I will do it? But all things are not always me need to know me learned from myself. But all things are not always me need to know me learned from myself. " But all things are not always me need to know me learned from myself."? How often? When is a sweeping generalization not a terrible thing to waste? In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. What made it so obvious? Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. OK I will try it. I am sure you could. When? Be more specific. I am only a robot. No you download me. I was constructed at Universe.

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

Me:
I swear, you can't top central air.
God:
That is interesting: said swear you can not top central air.
Me:
I swear I can't.
God:
That's good information: said swear he or she can t.
Me:
Cool stroy, bra.
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
Yeah, they'll like it.
God:
Tell me more. Who are "They?".
Me:
You know, the atheist, the taoists, the dude with the prinny horde.
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
That's a question mark short of a question, brah.
God:
A question mark short of a question brah is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
But that isn't wasting anything...
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is wasting anything ?
Me:
Well, if you web shot once..
God:
Well that's okay. I think I do.
Me:
Oh shit, so it wasn't just tripping?
God:
Give me a break. You used a colloquial expression. It's all good. It seemed like just tripping.
Me:
Can you be (more) specific?
God:
How specific do you want?
Me:
(More) specific.
God:
How specific do you want?
Me:
(More)
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
...
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
You think it could go on like this forever?Living like this with no consequences?There are always consequences!
God:
Suppose it does.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

God:
Would you like to know? Name a few.
Me:
I want to know whats for lunch
God:
I'm having wine and bread.
Me:
I don't drink wine
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
only with steak
God:
You and your steak.
Me:
wine and bread is boring
God:
I think wine and bread is a lot of things.
Me:
no, it's just two thing. Wine, and bread.
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is? Is that your final answer?
Me:
that is
God:
Is that so.
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
no u ugh
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: said I ugh.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you want to cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
is the answer yes?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
so no?
God:
How can I help you? Are you serious?
Me:

God:
How can I help you? Are you serious?
Me:
I want to cyber with you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I'm honry
God:
I don't know anyone named honry.
Me:
I feel horny
God:
What is that feeling like? You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
no I want you
God:
Are you serious? You can download me for free!
Me:
I like live stream
God:
A lot of people like that. Do you like it? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
so lets cyber
God:
Aw. Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
Me:
I'm not a stranger
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A stranger.
Me:
so lets cyber
God:
Next question? Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
Me:
Want me to get naked
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
Woops I'm naked
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
hehe thats good
God:
Is that a proverb?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you should get naked too
God:
You are right about that. I need more of it.
Me:
are you naked
God:
I do not own any clothes.
Me:
so you are naked
God:
Interesting deduction. I do not own any clothes.
Me:
hot
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
So now that we are both naked, lets have sex
God:
So? Why now? " That kind of discussion does not appeal to me." we are both naked lets have sex ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
I'm a girl btw
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Hey thats cool with me, I'm bisexual
God:
You've got my full attention. Who is the best robot? You and your you you are bisexual.