Tails82
Lord of Terror++
Loyal Vassal
still...sipping?
Posts: 34,345
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Post by Tails82 on Apr 22, 2010 19:49:04 GMT -5
Has Laharls been abusing/neglecting his pet Umbreon? I've recently come across some shocking evidence in my detective work. Requesting a trial.
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Apr 22, 2010 19:50:10 GMT -5
These claims are outlandish
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 22, 2010 19:51:43 GMT -5
He's psychotic! Call the trial!
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Apr 22, 2010 19:53:59 GMT -5
I have not abused Umbreon
and I would like to remind Nitro the bestiality is illegal, and I am watching him
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 22, 2010 19:55:18 GMT -5
If we're being technical, murder is illegal. But really, what are you trying to accuse me of, here?
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Post by Mastery on Apr 22, 2010 19:55:30 GMT -5
I'll be the Defense Attorney!
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Apr 22, 2010 19:56:08 GMT -5
No you wont
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Post by Mastery on Apr 22, 2010 19:57:15 GMT -5
I'm the only one qualified, Laharls.
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 22, 2010 19:57:40 GMT -5
Dibs on Prosecuting Attorney!
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Apr 22, 2010 19:58:07 GMT -5
I'm the only one qualified, Laharls. I've already been a judge, a priest, and a juror I think I can represent myself |
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Tails82
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Loyal Vassal
still...sipping?
Posts: 34,345
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Post by Tails82 on Apr 22, 2010 19:58:22 GMT -5
Umbreon Laharl...do you love me?
Phil define the word
Umbreon Love between trainer and pokemon
Phil define it further
Umbreon Do you love me enough that you'd be willing to help me heal from an injury? >_>
Phil get to the point and stop being vague
Umbreon I'm hurt, and I need your help.
Umbreon But it's kind of embarrassing. Promise you won't tell?
Phil fine
Umbreon Okay.
*lies back*
I cut it up on a rock while zetta watched 3:
Phil what?
Umbreon I wanted to hump zetta
Umbreon she flew off, and...
Phil "But don't come bitchin' to me Because you had to be a big shot, didn't cha"
Umbreon I humped a rock instead...and it had sharp edges...
Umbreon I need medical help, master...
Phil go see a vet
Umbreon I'm scared of vets...
Phil then gobuy a potion
Umbreon I have one, right here...But pokemon can't use held items like this...I need you to open it, and...rub it...on the wound.
Phil go to a pokemon center
Umbreon But I don't want this potion to go to waste. And I don't think I can walk there. Losing too much blood.
Umbreon Help, master 3:
Phil call a cab. or an ambulence
Umbreon Do you see a phone around here?
Phil yes, you're right next to one
Umbreon I can't dial it...
Phil yeah
Umbreon *tries to reach phone with mouth*
Phil right>_>
Umbreon *cuts line with teeth accidentally*
Umbreon Oh dear...
Umbreon Master it huuuurts *howls*
Phil it's your own fault
Umbreon Use the potion, pleeeeease!
Phil get your whore to do it
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Apr 22, 2010 20:00:20 GMT -5
I called a vet and an ambulance
also, this was recorded without my knowledge and I was not presented made aware this evidence before the trial
I motion to dismiss the conversation as evidence
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Post by Mastery on Apr 22, 2010 20:00:58 GMT -5
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 22, 2010 20:01:49 GMT -5
But seriously, are you accusing me of virtual bestiality? Because that would be hella lulz worthy.
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Post by Mastery on Apr 22, 2010 20:02:22 GMT -5
He said he's watching you.
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