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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Apr 24, 2011 2:00:40 GMT -5
pesky traitorous canine fox-thing named person aiding cats
long live the dogs!
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 24, 2011 11:38:26 GMT -5
This plot is just stolen from Ender's Game! >_>
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Post by Preventing Google Doxxing on Apr 24, 2011 11:43:11 GMT -5
Odd, I was thinking about that book at the moment I saw the story was updated.
Psssssssssssssychic.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 24, 2011 17:03:12 GMT -5
No it's not. I read the jist of the book on wikipedia, it's about some battle school or some crap.
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 24, 2011 17:41:18 GMT -5
Yeah and at the end Ender has to play this computer game that he's been trained for and has shown great skill in among the trainees, noone tells him what it is but he's crowded by the school officials who celebrate when he wins, after which he's told he was actually commanding the real life Human fleet against the aliens and everyone who died in the game is dead for real.
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 24, 2011 17:45:14 GMT -5
Thankfully I read it from the library and didn't pay as it's by a notorious anti-gay campaigner, arch-conservative, and general jerk. He also bankrolled Shadow Complex, one of the few computer games I can think of that features moderate Liberals as the villain. Though to be honest I actually found that kind of interesting, if stupid (militaristic liberals? what's next, rationalistic conservatives?).
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 24, 2011 17:46:11 GMT -5
Thanks for ruining the book for me  This is a different, better story. |
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 24, 2011 17:47:39 GMT -5
I'm not saying the whole thing is ripped from that, just the computer game bit. >_>
I liked the story even if I'm not really sure what's going on. All I know is I'm in it which is more than I can say for the cool story bro (no offense or anything).
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 24, 2011 18:18:59 GMT -5
"Cayenne is dead, Tails."
"Whaa? How can he be dead?"
"After he died in the battle he entered the suicide booth."
"Suicide booth? Why did he do that?"
"We are at war with the Dogs. Have been for many many years. But we have agreed to stop the destruction. We play using these computer simulations. Everyone's position in the city is always being monitored and being input to the computer. Then we send our best players into the simulation to fight. If someone is killed during the battle they must enter the suicide booth. This includes civilians who are not playing, but are still tracked by the computer. Suicide booths mean that while we are at war, we can still live in peace."
"Uhh.."
"Jake the Dog is building some kind of super weapon, and we have to stop him. I need your help. I need you to go to the Dog City and destroy the weapon. It's going to be a dangerous mission, but you are the chosen one, and the only one who can do it"
"But if I get killed in the simulation..."
"Yes, you must enter the suicide booth. But don't worry, I'll send my best men with you. Please, will you do it?" Jen begged.
"I will for you, Jen." Tails could never say "No" to someone so hot, and he thought he might get a lil somethin' somethin' as a reward from her.
"^_^ lets get you ready, Tails."
Tails sat back down in the simulation chair. The game started up.
He was teleported to the outside walls of Dog City on the edge of the jungle. Three cats were with him. He could see the main gate. It was heavily guarded.
"Whats the play, Tails?" one of the cats said.
"Hmm we need to get over this wall somehow without being spotted."
Tails looked around some more. He noticed a stream behind him. It was flowing out from the wall further down. They followed up stream until they reached a sewer.
"Sorry guys, but we are going in here."
"We will do what ever you say, Tails."
They climbed into sewer. A dim light was further up the tunnel. They made their way though the foul smelling waste water. Rats were everywhere. These were not your average rats too, they were Dog city rats, the size of a house cat.
"Don't worry about them Tails, we eat rats for breakfast"
"Uggh sewer rats for breakfast, give me an old fashioned farm chicken" Tails replied.
As they progressed through the sewer the light became brighter. Tails eyes hurt as he emerged from the tunnel. Once his eyes adjusted he saw he was in a basement.
"Ok we need to find where this super weapon is being held." Tails said.
"My guess is in their big pointy building, Tails"
"Yeah I'll take that bet. Ok now we need to get out of this basement and make our way to the big pointy building."
"Jackson take point" one of the cats said.
"Yes sir!"
One of the cats walked up to the door and quietly opened it.
"Hallway clear"
Tails followed the cat out the door, and along the hall. They reached an elevator. Just as Tails was about to press the button the elevator started coming down.
"Someone is coming, get ready!"
*BING*
The doors opened to reveal a Dog with a laundry cart. The Cats opened fire. The Dog staggered around trying to use the cart as a crutch, but it rolled away. He fell to the floor with a mighty crash.
"Ok men, lets get going" Tails said.
The elevator had the strange alien writing on it. One of the Cats started laughing. Tails started to blush.
"Hey it's not my fault I can't read your silly language"
"Haha no no, it's not that. Look at all the floors on the elevator control panel. We are in the Big Pointy Building!"
"Ok the super weapon should be on the floor marked 'Superwaffe Zimmer'' a cat said.
"We should get off on the floor above, then we can get into the air ducts and drop down on them" Tails said.
"Good plan sir"
The pressed the button for the floor above "Dach".
*BING*
Tails stepped out of the elevator.
"Ohh...waa..."
They were on the roof of the Big Pointy Building.
"Careful Tails, there are no handrails on the edges"
They went over to one of the roof fans and smashed it. Climbing into the duct Tails lost his footing and slid down the vertical shaft.
"Arhh"
He almost went though the horizontal shaft at the bottom.
"Guys be careful when you come down here"
Tails started to crawl thought the air vent.
"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like"
They made their way to the end of the vent and climbed out onto the roof rafters of the Super Weapon Room. Below Tails could see Jake the Dog.
"Why is my Super Weapon not finished yet!" Jake yelled at a technician.
"I'm sorry sir but the targeting system motherboard's gold wiring got melted somehow."
"WHAT!! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!" Jake barked.
"I don't know, power Supply Surge, misswired connection, loose Screw in the computer. I do have an old soldering iron knocking around I could try use"
"ARRGH!"
*BANG*
Jake shot the technician in the head.
"You there, fix it now!"
"Yes Jake"
Tails saw that the Super Weapons control panel was open. If he could get to it he could destroy the weapon.
"Ok guys here is the plan. I want you three to pop smoke and then jump down taking out the Dogs below. Once you have done that go for Jake. While this is happening I'll make my way to the control panel in the cover of the smoke and plant some C4."
"Sounds good Tails. Lets do it!"
The cats threw down smoke grenades and jumped the Dogs during the confusion. Tails climbed down and made his way to the Super Weapon behind the wall of smoke. He could hear the Cats gunshots taking out the Dogs. He planted the C4 just as the smoke cleared.
"Ok guys lets....."
The Cats were dead. Jake had killed them all.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2011 18:27:29 GMT -5
Caaaaaaaaaaaats! D:
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 24, 2011 18:30:22 GMT -5
Can't touch this.
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Post by Mastery on Apr 24, 2011 18:40:37 GMT -5
Hey wait I second, I would never commit suicide.
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 24, 2011 18:43:05 GMT -5
Sorry bro it's a societal norm.
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Post by Mastery on Apr 24, 2011 18:55:34 GMT -5
But I'm an anarchist and a rebel.
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 24, 2011 19:00:40 GMT -5
Mostly because of the conditions of your upbringing.
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