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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Mar 16, 2011 23:23:15 GMT -5
Tails is 4 different flavours of cute. ^____^
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Post by Tails82 on Mar 16, 2011 23:23:41 GMT -5
Why 4?
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Mar 16, 2011 23:25:58 GMT -5
Because it's 3 more flavours than 1.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Mar 23, 2011 22:38:09 GMT -5
*throws a Koosh ball at Tails*
(google image search that, and you will see a furry pic)
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Post by Mastery on Mar 23, 2011 22:52:53 GMT -5
Oh man I remember Koosh balls
*nostalgia*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2011 22:55:48 GMT -5
I had one of those at some point, not really sure where it is now.
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Post by Tails82 on Mar 24, 2011 3:25:36 GMT -5
*receives the ball*
*throws back some tape that was lying next to him*
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Mar 24, 2011 3:48:52 GMT -5
*gets the tape, balls it up and throws it at tails.... misses and gets stuck to Jen's hair*
Woops, Uhhh that was GM, not me.
<_<
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 10, 2011 6:02:03 GMT -5
Tails Eighty Two? More like Tails Cutie Toooooo.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 23, 2011 2:55:06 GMT -5
"Ok we are here. We can get in thought this window, it has a broken lock" Umbreon whispered.
They slipped inside and tried to make out their surrounding hidden among the darkness.
"Hello? Who is there?" a soft voice whispered in the night.
"It's me, Tails."
"Oh sorry Umbreon my vision is blurry still"
"Yeah I told you my friend has moved to Tennessee, we are all alone and safe for now."
Tails looked around the room. It was an empty bedroom. He picking up something off the floor and held it up to the moon light coming though the window. It was a picture of a teenage girl holding some sort of trophy.
'Hey she's hot' Tails thought to himself.
"Hey look what I found in the kitchen" Umbreon said carrying a base ball bat.
"Looks like someone has been vandalizing the house, smashing up doors with the bat and throwing empty bottles at the walls. We can use this bat to defend ourselves."
Tails had a ill look on his face as he relived the nights events over in his mind.
"But I killed someone, I need to hand myself in to the police. I need to be punished"
"NO TAILS! We can't go to the police, they can't protect us. This is much bigger than them. Go sit over there in the corner while I try to think of a plan"
"Tell me what is going on Umbreon!"
"I don't have time yet, I need to think"
Tails stumbled over to the corner, put his back to the wall and slide down to the floor. He noticed an old book on the floor.
*The Sexy Adventures of Tails the Fox*
It was a furry book. He disliked his name being in the title of such a disturbing thing. But that's what happens when you have such a common name. He was however proud to be named after President Tails Washington. Umbreon was mumbling to herself looking very stressed. Tails decided to read the book while she did what ever it is she was doing.
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Tails the Fox was flying thought space in his ship. He was lost in the Forbidden Zone trying to escape back to Earth. Suddenly his scanners picked up traces of life forms on planet Doom. Tails headed in the planet's direction. His scanner zoned in on the life forms location and he set the ship to land there.
As his ship got closer to the ground he could see a beautiful city down below him. As his ship landed he was greeted by a parking robot.
"May I park your ship sir?"
"Umm sure, here are the keys"
Tails looked around for an information desk to try get some directions. All the signs were written in some weird alien language.
'What does "Guten Tag, herzlich willkommen auf Cat City." mean?' Tails thought to himself.
He saw a big pointy building in the center of the city and decided to head for it. At the base of the pointy building was an elevator.
"Eins Zwei Drei Vier Fünf.. what are these? Hmm I'll just press a random button"
The elevator started moving. He could see though the glass elevator window off in the distance another city with a large pointy building. Everywhere else was jungle. The elevator kept going up and up and up. Tails was starting to feel uneasy about the height.
BING! The elevator stopped at the top floor. Tails entered a large room with red carpet leading up to a throne. Sitting in it was the most beautiful Cat he had ever seen. But she had a sad expression on her face. Tails walked up to her.
"Erm.. Hi... I'm Tails the Fox... are you ok?"
The cat's face lit up with a big smile.
"Ich bin die Katze Jen! Du bist der Auserwählte kommen Sie zu unserer Stadt zu retten!"
"Buh?" Tails could not understand the silly alien language.
"Sorry I don't understand you"
"I said; I am Jen the Cat, and you are the chosen one, you will save us all!"
"Chosen one? ... "
"Yes, it is written in the book of Feline. Now there is no time to waste. Cayenne come here and take the Chosen ones belongings."
Cayenne took Tails' hat and suitcase and told Tails to follow. Cayenne led Tails into a room filled with lots of computers then scurried off.
"This is where you will save us Chosen one." Jen announced.
"I don't understand... I'm not a Chosen one. My name is Tails the Fox."
"Yes like it said in a book, a Fox will come from the stars to save us! Now sit down in the chair and begin"
Tails sat in a chair. A joystick was handed to him and a TV screen was turned on. It was a video game.
"What am I suppose to..."
"Hush Tails, the battle is about to start"
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Post by Tails82 on Apr 23, 2011 3:04:46 GMT -5
Forgot I killed someone  |
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Apr 23, 2011 4:02:04 GMT -5
game withing a book within a story?
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Post by Mastery on Apr 23, 2011 9:49:25 GMT -5
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 24, 2011 0:59:11 GMT -5
Tails sat in a chair. A joystick was handed to him and a TV screen was turned on. It was a video game.
"What am I suppose to..."
"Hush Tails, the battle is about to start"
The game began and Tails tried to work out the controls. It was a first person shooter based in a city that looked much like the one he was in. He looked around and saw other players. He recognised Cayenne, and decided to follow him. They cautiously moved through the streets. Tails felt anxious, he did not know who or what he was going to be fighting.
Cayenne Suddenly stopped and hit the ground. Tails followed his actions and crawled up beside him.
"Whats going on Cayenne?"
"Over there in that alleyway look..."
Tails could see a creature in the shadows but could not make it out.
"What are you going to do?" Tails asked.
"Lets wait a bit and see if we can spot anymore then we can think of a plan."
The creature emerged out of the shadows. It was a big dog, and he was carrying a box. Another appeared behind and began setting up something. The first dog opened the box revealing a large caliber machine gun and placed it on a stand.
"Oh crap, they are setting up right in front of where out guys are going to come though, we need to take them out Tails."
"Umm ok, whats the plan?"
"We need to make it to the other side of the street and flank them. I'll provide covering fire while you make your way across. Then get as close as you can, take this and throw it next to that ammo crate."
Cayenne handed Tails a grenade.
"Ok I can do that" Tails nodded.
"On three we go ok?"
"I'm ready, Cayenne"
"One..Two.. THREE!!!"
Cayenne opened fire on the dogs. Tails sprung into action running across the path of the Dog's gun. The Dog's were too busy taking cover from Cayenne's shots to notice Tails. Tails dived to the ground. By then the Dogs had picked themeslves up and were opening fire on Cayenne"
"Ok Tails here we go!" he thought to himself.
Tails ran out from cover and tossed the grenade in the Dogs direction. Before they would react a burst of flames engulfed the Dogs as the ammo create exploded.
"Yeah!!!" Tails let out a cheer.
He made his way back to Cayenne.
"We did it Cayenne... Cayenne?"
Cayenne was badly hurt from stray piece of shrapnel. He was bleeding out fast.
"Cayenne!!!!"
Tails got the med kit out and tried to heal him. But the timer had run out. It was game over for him.
The Cat reinforcements came though the area.
"Good job on stopping that ambush point, Tails" a high ranking player said.
"We will take care of any remaining Dogs. You can eject from the battle"
"Umm ok thanks..." Tails replied.
Tails exited the game and turned to Jen.
"What was that all about?" he asked.
"Those Dogs are..."
Jen was interrupted by one of the tv screens turning on.
*IN COMMING MESSAGE FROM JAKE THE DOG*
A Dog appeared on the screen looking very angry.
"You fools, you can not stop my invasion, surrender now or we will continue attacking your city every day until it is ours. Your guerrilla tactics will only work so many times before I have completed my super weapon and we will crush you all! I AM JAKE THE DOG!"
The screen went black.
"Who is that, Jen?" Tails asked.
"As I was saying before, they are our enemies. They live in the city across the jungle. We are at war with them."
"War? Hmmm... well maybe I can go over there and talk to him. Where is Cayenne and where did he put my things?"
"Cayenne is dead, Tails."
"Whaa? How can he be dead?"
After he died in the battle he entered the suicide booth.
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Post by Tails82 on Apr 24, 2011 1:33:09 GMT -5
;_;
RIP brave soldier
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