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Post by Mastery on Jun 1, 2010 22:01:57 GMT -5
That's one way to look at it.
didn't know you had a girlfriend named Umbreon, Tails.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jun 1, 2010 22:03:48 GMT -5
That's one way to look at it. didn't know you had a girlfriend named Umbreon, Tails. Ahh well thats a half truth, but some other true things, are like the priest calling Tails Steve, and him drinking Dr. Pepper, and he had a blister on his foot etc etc. |
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Post by Tails82 on Jun 1, 2010 22:04:17 GMT -5
What part about "some parts" don't you understand?
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Post by Mastery on Jun 1, 2010 22:08:08 GMT -5
Yeah I know, you don't really like pretzels.
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Post by Tails82 on Jun 1, 2010 22:28:32 GMT -5
You take that back!
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Post by Mastery on Jun 1, 2010 22:35:30 GMT -5
They make you too thirsty.
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Jun 2, 2010 14:04:32 GMT -5
something cant be "part" nonfiction >_>
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Post by Chromeo on Jun 2, 2010 14:18:40 GMT -5
The Bible *trollface*
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Jun 2, 2010 14:21:04 GMT -5
The Bible is composed of several individual books
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2010 17:47:45 GMT -5
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jun 2, 2010 20:42:51 GMT -5
something cant be "part" nonfiction >_> Sure it can, it's Semi-fiction ^_^ |
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jun 9, 2010 8:49:26 GMT -5
*hugs Tails*
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Post by Tails82 on Jun 10, 2010 13:04:39 GMT -5
Thanks, I guess
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Post by Tails82 on Jul 8, 2010 21:57:39 GMT -5
"Good evening Tails welcome t' me homeport. I hope ye be havin' brought an appetite! Umbreon be makin' dinner. Come in come in me lad, make yersef comfortable."
'A pirate lives with Umbreon?' Tails thought to himself.
The pirate stepped into the light. It was Umbreon's Farther, the Farther. "Hello Farther" Tails said.
"Call me Captain, Tails. Come sit down Umbreonm, she be here soon."
Tails sat down on the couch, looking around the room. He noticed some photos on the wall. Umbreon and her Dad with another woman. 'I wonder who she is'.
"Hey sexy!" Umbreon jumped onto the couch next to Tails giving him a fright.
"Hi Umbreon" He replied awkwardly. "Why is your Dad dressed like a pirate"
"Oh don't mind him, he got back from the robot-pirate convention today."
"Umm ok... hey what’s this?"
Tails picked up a gun.
"That’s mine, I'm cleaning it... I like to keep myself protected. ^_^"
"Cool" Tails inspected the gun.
Can you show me how it works?" He asked.
"Sure. This is the safety. The magazine goes in the bottom like this. Then you needed to pull this back. There now the gun is ready to fire. But we won't be doing that today... lol"
Umbreon took the mag out of the gun and put it on the coffee table.
"UMBREON DINNER BE BURNING... Ya scallywag!"
She quickly ran into the kitchen. Smoke was coming out of the kitchen door.
"OH NO IT'S RUINED!"
She ran over to Tails in tears.
"I've ruined everything!!!"
Tails awkwardly hugged Umbreon, unsure where to put his hands.
"It's ok we can just order pizza '^_^" Tails said.
"Ok then.. but because you're the guest you can choose what we eat."
"...Ok, lets have Dominos pizza"
"Good choice I`ll rin' th' pizza place" the Captain said.
Umbreon hugged Tails tight. He could feel her boobs pressed against his chest, and gave her the pat on back release signal before he got any more excited.
"Yar I be havin' ordered th' pizza an' 't will arrive in thirty minutes or less otherwise 'tis free"
Just then the phone rang.
"Hello, aye Mrs Patterson. Oh dear, I shall be thar as fast as I can" He looked at Umbreon, "I must go an' be seein' Mrs Patterson she be be havin' a religious crisis"
He went on his way to the old woman’s house with promises of eternal life.
"Heh we have the house to ourselves now Tails."
"Ermm yeah... ahem..."
*DING DONG*
The pizza dude delivered the pizza.
Tails and Umbreon sat down at the table and started to eat their meal.
"Would you like a drink Tails?"
"Ok, can I haz water plz?"
"Sure"
Nearby were six glass water cups, the kind used by people for drinking, each holding 0.062 gallons.
Tails said to Umbreon "Fill the cup with water"; so she filled it to the brim. Then she gave it to Tails.
"Hey this is not water its wine, Umbreon!! Who are you? Jesus?" Tails said jokingly.
"Water is a brand name, Tails you silly!"
Tails was unsure about drink the wine, but Umbreon was doing it, so he decided one glass won't hurt.
3 glasses later he was feeling weird.
"Excusee... excuse me Vulbreon.. I neeeeed to use the barrthroom."
He stood up and he got dizzy. He felt like he was on a ship during a storm. He struggled to walk a straight line.
He knocked over his chair.
"WOOOPS!!!! I KNOCKED OVER MY CHAIR!!" he yelled.
Tails walked into the bathroom.
Umbreon was lol'ing at Tails’ antics and downed a glass herself.
Tailed returned to the table.
"I THIIINK YOU NEED YOU.. YOUR MAID TO UMM TO.. OH, TO CLEAN UP THE BATHROOM, SOMEONE MADE A BIIIIIIG MESS!!!!"
He ROFL'ed and crawled over to the couch. Umbreon stumbled over to him and they crashed onto it.
"Hey, Tails! Tails!!!"
"zzzzzzzzz"
"Darn Tails you light weight."
Umbreon put a blanket over Tails and left him to sleep. She went up stairs to her own room.
*Sigh* "Not tonight..."
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Tails was woken up by a crash outside. Someone was trying to break into the house. He was scared and did not know where Umbreon was.
"ARRRGGH!!!"
Tails heard a frustrated cry.
'Oh no, what do I do?'
He noticed the gun on the coffee table next to the couch.
'Ah I'll scare the intruder with this.'
He picked up the gun leaving the magazine on the table, and pointed it at the door. The intruder barged through the door.
"STOP!" Tails yelled! "I have a gun! I'll shoot!"
The intruder ignored him and advanced towards him.
"STOOOOP!!!"
Tails squeezed the trigger.
*BANG!*
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Post by Tails82 on Jul 8, 2010 22:03:19 GMT -5
HOOOOOOLD IT!  "Remember kids, alcohol and guns are a dangerous combination. Mostly the alcohol. So hows about handing all of mommy and daddy's liquor over to me for.....safekeeping?" |
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