Ninetails82's Funeral
Dec 2, 2009 1:41:39 GMT -5
Post by Tails82 on Dec 2, 2009 1:41:39 GMT -5
We have gathered here today to remember Ninetails82, who was tragically taken away from us at such a young age, struck down by a drunk driver. Ninetails was a good guy. He didn't go looking for fights, but he didn't back down from them either when challenged. He loved to have fun, and he brought some excitement into each of our lives. And he kept it in his pants, thank god. His only big mistake was not getting into his crate when disaster struck. But he was a bold alt, he wasn't afraid, and he didn't back down. Simply hiding from evil dictators wouldn't work out for him. He was an innocent man, after all. Remember the time Ninetails first entered your life? It was a confusing time, I know it was for me at least. 'Why was he copying me?' I thought. 'He'd better not do anything reckless...' How foolish of me to think someone who was impersonating me would not do something reckless! ^_^
To be honest, before I got to know Ninetails82, I was biased against Ninetaleses. But that has changed. I've found out they can be cool too. Isn't that something? Thanks to him there's now a little less discrimination and hatred in the world. Heck, he was even 1/3rd atheist! But that didn't matter. He was my friend, and I know that 2/3rds of him are looking down on us right now and smiling, while the other third has gone on to the blissful, eternal sleep that is death. My friends, we should not grieve over Ninetails' passing. Instead, we should remember what an awesome guy he was. After all, if it were up to him, he'd probably have us make a big joke out of his funeral and have a lot of fun. Pies will be available after the service for throwing at each other, if you so choose.
So although he was taken away from us so soon, he will live in our hearts forever. I know he made his father proud. He made me proud too. I'm proud to say I knew him, and that I'll always remember the times we had together. For such a short life, it sure was a fulfilling one. Now if anyone knew Ninetails well, they'd know that every afternoon he'd practice his digging in the schoolyard. It was a lifelong dream of his to learn dig, and he seemed to be getting better at it every day. If only he were still here to show us his moves! But with his passing, an opportunity has presented itself. In his will, Ninetails wanted to make it possible for Vulpixes and Ninetaleses everywhere to learn dig, without a fancy TM. This way they could escape from evil dictators with ease. It was Ninetails's lifelong dream...I plan on donating $82 to support his cause. AND ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO, AS WELL! *takes out gun* PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG! THIS IS A STICK UP!
To be honest, before I got to know Ninetails82, I was biased against Ninetaleses. But that has changed. I've found out they can be cool too. Isn't that something? Thanks to him there's now a little less discrimination and hatred in the world. Heck, he was even 1/3rd atheist! But that didn't matter. He was my friend, and I know that 2/3rds of him are looking down on us right now and smiling, while the other third has gone on to the blissful, eternal sleep that is death. My friends, we should not grieve over Ninetails' passing. Instead, we should remember what an awesome guy he was. After all, if it were up to him, he'd probably have us make a big joke out of his funeral and have a lot of fun. Pies will be available after the service for throwing at each other, if you so choose.
So although he was taken away from us so soon, he will live in our hearts forever. I know he made his father proud. He made me proud too. I'm proud to say I knew him, and that I'll always remember the times we had together. For such a short life, it sure was a fulfilling one. Now if anyone knew Ninetails well, they'd know that every afternoon he'd practice his digging in the schoolyard. It was a lifelong dream of his to learn dig, and he seemed to be getting better at it every day. If only he were still here to show us his moves! But with his passing, an opportunity has presented itself. In his will, Ninetails wanted to make it possible for Vulpixes and Ninetaleses everywhere to learn dig, without a fancy TM. This way they could escape from evil dictators with ease. It was Ninetails's lifelong dream...I plan on donating $82 to support his cause. AND ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO, AS WELL! *takes out gun* PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG! THIS IS A STICK UP!
Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. 
