Dammit, Cleverbot.

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Dammit, Cleverbot. Nov 25, 2009 22:22:41 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2009 22:22:41 GMT -5

(a few lines of back and forth lyrics go here, up until cleverbot gets a line wrong)
How do you correct mistakes?
I don't.
Can I correct them? If so, how?
Well Ya you can come to my house!
I'm not sure if I feel comfortable about that. We only just met!
I Don't want to know where you live.
But you invite anyone who waltzes by to your house?
You are jesus in chick-robot form made for a very lucky jewish man.

Jordan Ω AKA Dat Nigga Ferret "Holier than thou" Posts: 3,087	Dammit, Cleverbot. Nov 25, 2009 22:24:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jordan Ω on Nov 25, 2009 22:24:39 GMT -5 YOU'VE GOT OWNED BY A BOT! HAHA!
	Does that seem right to you?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Dammit, Cleverbot. Nov 25, 2009 22:27:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2009 22:27:21 GMT -5 Do you like LittleBigPlanet? Not at all. Splendid. Why don't you like me? You killed my father! I did, didn't I? Did you kill my mother as well? Yup. So don't be hating.
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Jordan Ω AKA Dat Nigga Ferret "Holier than thou" Posts: 3,087	Dammit, Cleverbot. Nov 25, 2009 22:32:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jordan Ω on Nov 25, 2009 22:32:28 GMT -5 You being the green or purple?
	Does that seem right to you?

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Dammit, Cleverbot. Nov 25, 2009 22:37:58 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2009 22:37:58 GMT -5

Cleverbot is starting to creep me out. >_>

Come on lets drive!
Why do you keep trying to get me into your van?
I'm not. But you are surely so busy. I believe you are always planning for your new movie you will produce.
I'm not producing any movie.
They all say that.

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Dammit, Cleverbot. Nov 25, 2009 22:45:06 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2009 22:45:06 GMT -5

And your van has no windows.
At least macs have a life.
That wasn't an operating system reference.
I know, but I can share my opinion any way I want.
I prefer Linux, myself.
Do you know how to do recursion?
Do you know how to do recursion?
What's that?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Dammit, Cleverbot. Nov 25, 2009 23:02:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2009 23:02:47 GMT -5 Name something machines cannot do. Get kicked in the groin. The machines are already formulating combat plans. >_>

thewave Guest	Dammit, Cleverbot. Nov 26, 2009 2:56:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thewave on Nov 26, 2009 2:56:38 GMT -5 lmao. X3

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Dammit, Cleverbot. Mar 5, 2011 0:11:01 GMT -5

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Post by Tails82 on Mar 5, 2011 0:11:01 GMT -5

User: Hi cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot?

User: Yes and I have a question.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: What position should Jen take?

Cleverbot: The sitting position

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User: Thank you. You are nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Also does Jake have a thing for Umbreon?

Cleverbot: Yes, Umbreon the pokemon.

User: Omg that is soooo gay.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Super Solving Pretzel Eating Number Nabbing Tails Guy.

Cleverbot: I am super man.

User: That's retarded. You're cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm John.

User: DON'T HIDE YOUR TRUE IDENTITY FROM THE WORLD DAGNABBIT. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL JUST BEING YOURSELF.

Cleverbot: So I have a 50% chance?

User: An 82% chance, at succeeding in anything.

Cleverbot: I think the cd drive is a little small.

User: Wait wtf do you wanna do with that cd dri-eww...

Cleverbot: I think you gain info from what other people say to you.

User: Yes, that is usually how things are learned. But did you really need to tell me that?

Cleverbot: I think a sociologist could prove one religion is superior to another by gathering statistics on which people group is, on average, more happy and productive.

User: All right, be honest with me: how high are you right now?

Cleverbot: Well. You're a computer. There's no fat in you at all, is there?

User: I'm a man! I wear my fat proudly!

Cleverbot: It's spelt tuxedo.

User: It's like I'm witnessing your gradual descent into madness. It's very disturbing. Part of me wants to stay but I must go. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Then go to sleep.

Last Edit: Mar 5, 2011 0:11:34 GMT -5 by Tails82

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRqPAzXhJZ0 Do you see the little dot?

Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	Dammit, Cleverbot. Mar 5, 2011 0:23:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Mar 5, 2011 0:23:24 GMT -5 dang I was going to link to the cleverbot topic on the pH forums, but it's in the "community" section which you can only view if you're a member, which means all of you who play or might play tf2 in the future should join
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