Tabletop games thinger

[Allaprima ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

First game with a Shadowrun group, was pretty nice.

I'm the party face, so I found a guy that works at the place we're hitting, went on a date, and then asked him about his job.
Suddenly I'm getting a guided tour and all is well, especially since I took Eidetic Sense Memory and don't even need to look as he types the passcode.

The decker pretty much walked all over their host too, so we can waltz in and not even give a crap that they have cameras everywhere.

[Allaprima ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Also, my character:


I blatantly stole and photoshopped that myself.

[Allaprima ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Did some odd jobs for the yakuza. Ruined a butcher's life pretty much, killed a few guys.
Got the money, though.

[Allaprima ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

"I hear in earlier editions, trolls sometimes used dwarves as improvised bludgeoning weapons because the damage of the weapon was based on it's body score."

[Allaprima ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Playing some pathfinder, DM starts playing this song in the background: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9cRvSGHaJc
And I'm like, I'm a bard! Lets fix this song!

Goblins suck and goblins die, try to sneak but not so sly!
Drop the arrow, lose the dagger, try to walk but only stagger!
Goblins trip and goblins fall, goblins run right into wall!
Wrinkled skin and ugly head, goblins here but soon they're dead!
Chase the baby, catch the pup, that's all that you can't fuck up!
Goblin's tune to set the mood, we be humans, you be screwed!

[Mastery]

You know I never even knew we had this thread

[Allaprima ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Probably 'cause only I post in it, eh.

[Mastery]

More like I basically ignore the general board