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Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Dec 25, 2017 15:42:29 GMT -5
The Last Jedi was way too long with a few too many emotional climaxes.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Dec 25, 2017 16:36:54 GMT -5
Ill give you a few emotional climaxes in a minit
Downloaded sum a rhye jack
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Post by Tails82 on Dec 25, 2017 23:27:36 GMT -5
The Assassination of Richard Nixon
Arglington Road - it drags but that ending though
College Road Trip
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Post by Tails82 on Dec 29, 2017 19:41:37 GMT -5
So it was a happy coincidence that some of those uber-long talk sessions that I once saved for a rainy day are now fit for looking back on one year later. www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Vnn9R6fGAIt's not poetry this time but a #SadDay Questions / Hysterical womyn around 1h5m |
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Post by Tails82 on Dec 31, 2017 4:44:26 GMT -5
The Interpreter
An American in Paris
R.O.D. (Read or Die) - somewhat enjoyable despite my lack of backstory knowledge, having not read it. So...I guess I die?
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Post by Tails82 on Jan 1, 2018 4:01:53 GMT -5
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir
Veronica Guerin
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Post by Tails82 on Jan 3, 2018 4:20:26 GMT -5
American Made Joe Versus the Volcano - I'm mixed here, as someone who was let down by the title Baby Driver for obvious reasons. Good news! There actually IS a volcano and it's not just a metaphor. (STFU about hidden meaning or whatever, there's a real volcano, it's all real). However, Tom Hanks doesn't get into a wrestling match with it... www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT1KD_EP2CcBut how do you not like this? Orange drink natives. And I'm not gonna lie...I shed a manly tear during this scene.9.5/10, only a half point shaved off due to lack of shirtless Hanks-Volcano wrassling match. |
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jan 4, 2018 7:16:12 GMT -5
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Post by Tails82 on Jan 4, 2018 23:25:20 GMT -5
Escape Plan - www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVgxWjMDAS8Dark Crystal - aka Evil Muppets Labyrinth - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8aka "If David Bowie had died of a drug overdose, people would be sad about his legacy and wonder wtf awesome things he would be doing if he were still with us - but in reality, he lived long enough to become the villain" Premium Rush - with bro. I think I found a dumber "ride or die" movie than Biker Boyz. And he was all "but they never said 'ride or die' in the movie - oh come on bro, it's implied. Clearly someone has never rode or died before. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrwp_XkxJU8:') |
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Post by Tails82 on Jan 7, 2018 5:25:34 GMT -5
MirrorMask - I should strongly dislike this on account of the heavy CG and piss-colored backgrounds (a lighting thing I despise more than anything), but it's cartoony CG. Actually it made me think of The Stinky Cheese Man. So I was okay with it. The movie itself was still freakin' weird though.
Postcards from the Edge - expected some kindof Thelma and Louise ripoff just going off the cover, but actually it was 2 generations of drugged-up Hollywood starlets complaining about life. Kinda sucked.
Trapped in Paradise
The Terminal
War on Everyone
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Post by Tails82 on Jan 8, 2018 23:20:40 GMT -5
Chuck Norris TV movies
The President's Man - decent
The President's Man 2 - sorta zoned out (volume was waaaaaaaay down on this one for some raisin)
Logan's War - lol badass kid. He sees every suspect who kills his parents but he decides not to tell the FBI because (as he dramatically reveals to Chuck Norris) he wants to grow up to kill them. But the truly hilarious part is when we find out in the middle of the movie, from out of nowhere, that he has special spider-sense superpowers. He goes on to train with Norris and gits gud like a grown up Lion King. At the end of the montage they sit together legs crossed as a half-transparent American eagle flies into the screen. Best movie of the bunch.
Lola - Charles Bronson is a pedo. Looks like Norris got lumped in with some others in a cheapo bundle. For a film about statutory rape, it's grainy 60s but it's actually better than Lolita because the character wasn't aged up and put through the grinders for the censors.
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Post by Tails82 on Jan 10, 2018 1:44:40 GMT -5
Pan's Labyrinth - WHY...DID YOU EAT THE GRAPES...UPON THE TABLE!?
Amazing Grace
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Post by Tails82 on Jan 11, 2018 2:09:13 GMT -5
Mr. Troop Mom - sometimes, I pick 'em out for the title
It Comes at Night - disturbing
The Last Stand
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Post by Tails82 on Jan 17, 2018 1:18:00 GMT -5
Deathtrap - I'd give this one a 9/10
It (2017) - I'd rather hang out with the clown than anyone in that town
Stone
Cars 3
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Post by Tails82 on Jan 18, 2018 1:58:52 GMT -5
Spark: A Space Tail
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Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. 