ESC topic (it's exercise too)

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Why is it funny

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

It is kinda funny in a unfunny way.

Sigh.

I can't get a BF because every guy I meet is taken.

If I meet a guy who is single then next the I seem him he's taken.

Now the latest edition, if he's still single he has no romantic interest in me anyway and only likes me as a friend.

[Chromeo]

I told you, go in strong, it's not too late.

[Mastery]

I think you're trying to be too much of a girl and aren't being aggressive enough. But hey, I'm an asexuo who doesn't actually care about this stuff.

[Laharls_Wrath]

all I can say is
"ouch"

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

No. Im sure I have no chace. I give up.

I really really tried my best this time. He saw the real Ally. He saw Pyro. He saw how fun I could be. He said Im really funny and random. I try to make him laugh. I flirt with him. We were talking about stripping. >_> We talked about sex. (I also mentioned how I have a friend who uses a vibrator when she goes shopping... Augh :v ) I complimented him several times.

It's better to give up now than to hang around waiting for the slight chance he might one day like me. It's a big fat waste of time to do that. I know, I've done it before.

[JJ Watt]

At least you didn't have a crush on your best friend's sister.



Now THAT sucks.

[Tails82]

Oh well...may other opportunities come

[Deleted]

I'm famous! >_>

[Tails82]

Jen "is that an earthquake or is it just me?" Neth

[Laharls_Wrath]

Giving up before just outing with it is worthless
you'll be left just feeling shitty and full of doubts
pull it together, gather some resolve, confess your feelings, and see how things go
then either give up or work from there
anything short of that is giving up too soon and the feeling that you may have half-assed it is not a pleasant one

that's my advice, at least

[Chromeo]

For once I agree with Harlie.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Today.....

I saw him.......

I walked past him......

He made no eye contact...........

He was talking to his boss so thats ok not to see me.....

Later on....

We were having some jokes with the admin front desk people and needed his opinion.......

I went into his the part of the office where his desk was...........

I motioned for him to follow me..........

So he got up and did...........

We went to the main front desk..........

Then there were some jokes and junk.........

THEN..........

I said an extremely rude and sexual joke to him about him that only he would fully understand based on our FB convos that was also a rather large flirt.........

His face was like and possibly and he laughed.........

There was more talking and I went back to my desk....

THE END.

[Mastery]

Wonder how that'll turn out.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

Probably nothing. It was my last big effort. Im happy with that. Friends is fine.