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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Mar 19, 2011 23:30:37 GMT -5
Funny if you were doing lots of push ups while you had an erection, so many that you were struggling to stay up on your arms. Then you collapse onto the floor and all your body weight goes onto your penis snapping it. XD
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Mar 19, 2011 23:32:10 GMT -5
oh yes, that'd be very funny definitely not just painful  |
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Mar 19, 2011 23:35:37 GMT -5
Almost as funny as the guy getting his penis stuck on a park bench XD
I was reading a woman's magazine about sex and they said to be careful when riding on top of the guy because his penis can pop out and your thigh can land on it and snap it.
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Mar 19, 2011 23:37:29 GMT -5
if you're screwing a bench, you deserve it
sounds "funny"
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Post by swordmaster13 on Mar 20, 2011 20:01:05 GMT -5
Almost as funny as the guy getting his penis stuck on a park bench XD I was reading a woman's magazine about sex and they said to be careful when riding on top of the guy because his penis can pop out and your thigh can land on it and snap it. That would really suck. One moment, your experienced something great and the next moment, you have no penis. Ouch. |
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Post by Chromeo on Mar 20, 2011 20:01:46 GMT -5
but it has no bones... how could you even...
Actually, I don't care.
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Post by swordmaster13 on Mar 20, 2011 20:03:37 GMT -5
but it has no bones... how could you even... Actually, I don't care. Actually, that is true. Wouldn't it have to be one huge ass thigh to fully destroy the penis? |
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Mar 20, 2011 20:07:45 GMT -5
What I understand from reading the woman's magazine article is the penis has these cylinder things in them that fill with blood and get very hard. If you bend the bend in the middle of the penis it can snap because of how hard it is. I dunno. Try being your penis in half and see what happens |
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Post by Mastery on Mar 20, 2011 22:16:06 GMT -5
The penis is a sponge, it gets hard when the sponge is filled with blood.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Aug 20, 2011 19:31:31 GMT -5
So I've started working out with my room mates. A bit of yoga and some Ferret work outs and been walking lots and power walking and all that junk. My room mate can do the splits, I want to be like her all bendy. I also need to tone my tummy a bit. And my arms. Ok this time Ill be really sexy for summer, because there is a good chance Ill meet a hot sexy.  I still have nice legs. They look great in sexy heals. |
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Post by Mastery on Aug 20, 2011 22:33:13 GMT -5
Are heals those shoes that grant regenerative powers or something
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Aug 21, 2011 0:59:37 GMT -5
pretty much.
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Post by Tails82 on Aug 21, 2011 12:48:25 GMT -5
Oh, no wonder people wear them. I just thought all they did was hurt peoples' ankles.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2011 19:57:08 GMT -5
The first time I wore them was pretty funny.
I usually stand and walk with all my weight on my toes anyway, so it didn't change much to put heels on.
So then I'm running around just fine wearing them for the first time and everyone is looking soooo amazed. >_>
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Sept 8, 2011 16:59:48 GMT -5
Mods can more this to the Exercuse/ESC board
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