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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Nov 23, 2012 16:22:11 GMT -5
My favourite racist joke. Jen says: *Nom nom curry rice *With a whole onion xd Ally™ says: *what do you get when you put an Indian and an Asian together! Curry and Rice lolololol Jen says: *>_>
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Post by Mastery on Nov 23, 2012 16:35:20 GMT -5
Except that indians eat curry with rice all the time forever
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Nov 23, 2012 16:53:40 GMT -5
Not always rice. sometimes they eat curry and dog crap.
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Post by Mastery on Nov 23, 2012 17:37:35 GMT -5
trudat
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Post by Chromeo on Nov 25, 2012 9:09:17 GMT -5
'in the thick of it': the two spin doctors (basically the people who control the flow of information and stories from politics to the media) from the government and the opposition are fighting because their respective MPs are making asses out of themselves on a debate on Radio 5 and it's fuckin hilarious Malcolm Tucker: Here's the fucking thing. Nobody talks about fucking dodgy donors, okay? Because it makes everybody look bad. Stewart Pearson: Okay, I'll go with a different angle, then. How do you think it would land with your female voters if they were to find out that Tom Rudd forced his secretary into having an abortion? Malcolm Tucker: That was her own personal choice and by the way, it wasn't his. Stewart Pearson: Wow! So him paying for that private clinic, then, was just because he's such a nice man? Malcolm Tucker: He IS a nice man. What about your nice man at central planning, eh? The one who got a bit carried away and fucking slapped his kids about a little bit too much? Fucking broke the skin! But he wasn't such a nice man, was he? But I suppose that's just part of your common sense checklist, yeah. All they need is a good slap, and do please remember to leave your fucking rings on! Stewart Pearson: You go check your facts, Malcolm, that was a domestic accident and nothing more. Malcolm Tucker: Domestic accident, yeah, 'cause he's got fucking hands the size of fucking doors! Stewart Pearson: Oh, you want to talk about hardmen, Malcolm, yeah? Now, I know you've got to be hard to be a chief whip, but really, coke dealing at university? Malcolm Tucker: Oh! Please, please! Stewart Pearson: Hey, am I right in thinking he's now godfather to one of the PM's kids, yeah? Malcolm Tucker: Listen, you know what I have got at the back of my fucking filing cabinet? I have got a fucking photograph that I've been waiting for a fucking rainy day to show everyone, which is a photograph of your fucking shadow chancellor at one of his fucking parties dressed up in fucking bra, suspenders and fucking blackface! What's his defence going to be, hey, when I email that to the fucking Sun? "Oh, well, I am just de shadow chancellor." Stewart Pearson: Malcolm, he won't have a defence because you haven't got that picture because that didn't happen. Malcolm Tucker: I have! Stewart Pearson: However, I do have a statement from a rent boy... Malcolm Tucker: Oh, that's very useful for you. You can claim that against your expenses, can't you? Stewart Pearson: Oh, yeah, funny, very funny. Malcolm Tucker: And you'll get that for free. Is that one of the fucking perks of the job? Stewart Pearson: No, listen, his statement says he will swear that one of your prominent back-bench MPs paid him to shit on his chest. Malcolm Tucker: Don't! Stewart Pearson: Right, look, this is out of order, okay? Here's the deal. We both, both make statements saying that our guys in there, they were not in possession of all the facts. Hmm? But we're looking into it. Malcolm Tucker: You'd do that? Hang your own guy out to fucking dry? Stewart Pearson: What? Peter Mannion, MP? Yeah! Old guard? We're not sending him to DoSAC to fatten him up, we're putting him out to pasture, Malcolm. Malcolm Tucker: We should just go home. Stewart Pearson: We can do that. We can just seal this in. Contain the toxicity. Chernobyl FM. Malcolm Tucker: I mean, you carry on like this and I might not find you utterly fucking contemptible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJL35j9eZdYno more reading!
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Post by Mastery on Nov 26, 2012 21:55:20 GMT -5
"you are not a real man until you play pokemon while you have sex with your GF, it does not count if you lose"
I thought it was stupid until that last part.
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Post by Tails82 on Nov 27, 2012 3:50:34 GMT -5
"Diplomacy without arms is like music without instruments." -Frederick the Great
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Post by Chromeo on Nov 28, 2012 22:52:05 GMT -5
'You cannot hope to bribe or twist (thank God!) the British journalist.
But, seeing what the man will do unbribed, there's no occasion to.' - Humbert Wolfe
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 0:14:12 GMT -5
Har har.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Nov 29, 2012 1:38:58 GMT -5
Har Har
- Jen.
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Post by Tails82 on Dec 1, 2012 1:09:06 GMT -5
"We call a man a bigot or a slave of dogma because he is a thinker who has thought thoroughly and to a definite end." -G.K. Chesterton
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2012 5:06:30 GMT -5
Lemme guess, the guy was a bigoted religious type?
*googles*
Yeah, try finding someone not in the crosshairs to defend being a bigot. >_> And seriously, claiming shut-up-and-do-it-dogma is for "thinkers"? Yeah, no.
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Post by Tails82 on Dec 1, 2012 14:37:52 GMT -5
Organized systems have rules, rules require thought Anything goes requires nothing
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2012 16:39:30 GMT -5
Making the rules requires thought, mindlessly following someone else's rules, never questioning why they came to be, makes you an imbecile. >_>
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Dec 1, 2012 16:47:04 GMT -5
Blahgagosdg
- Jen the Swamp Monster
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