The (Sexy) Dream Thread!

[Tails82]

Grandma returns and asks me if I've told anyone I love them recently.

...what are you trying to tell me grandma!? Am I to pass on soon!?

[Tails82]

Several amiibos set out in the living room and I asked brother if he got them. He says no and my sister did? So half of them are already broken and mine are missing. Then I was in what looked like my grade school lunchroom as part of a larger building with a train station running through it. I had a box of stuff and I tell a guy to watch it but he puts it in with other boxes and starts selling the stuff, so by the time I get back I'm pissed, nobody can follow directions, it was obvious had a 'don't open' sign on top and everything. I go upstairs and there's these medical offices I think. I'm on a spy mission to contact someone and snoop around.

[Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

did an IRL thing where i put my watch on, weird

[Tails82]

A lot of things. There was this town and a back building where Porky Pig was chasing Pluto, and then I have a flashback where Pete had kidnapped Pluto in his car but Donald Duck jumped in. Pete closes the car window on Donald's hands and chops them off. Donald holds up his bloody stumps with bones sticking out and screams. Pluto is in the back seat and cuts off two of his legs, attaching them to Donald so he can fight Pete and they get in a car crash. I'm watching this and think is this really something they showed to kids!?

Then some events happen and I'm in this run-down building and parking lot that was abandoned after some disaster. In the parking lot I try to get to my car and see this weird guy who had something wrong with him. Like nails in his head and this blue disc hanging off the skin of his neck and some other weird stuff. Then he starts moving and there's another weird guy who starts chasing me. I get away and end up with Smurfette, and later I'm telling the story to someone then show them the Papa Smurf action figure she gave me. Then there's this soccer kid with a Brooklyn accent who says he likes two things: soccer and walking. He's gonna walk home with me. We're in Arizona so it's a long trip.

[Tails82]

This life sized sorta-pinball game at some old funhouse but it wasn't designed well. Each ball was a different color and dropped down one by one from the top from each of their color slots. The goal was to shoot each color ball back into the right hole. But the slope was the wrong way so at the start the ball would automatically re-enter its slot and you'd lose (even though it's the point of the game, they couldn't re-enter the hole that fast) so it meant me running over and batting the ball down towards the flippers and at that point the thing would operate normally, in spite of gravity and the slope being the wrong way but this is a dream. Then I won the game after some tries and a win alarm goes off, and the guy running the place says you need to tell somebody in the room upstairs to turn the alarm off or it'll keep looping because it's an old machine and messed up.

There was a maze in what I think was my middle school gym but it was a lot bigger and mazier. You had these destructible blue walls. Cartman was there. There was this horse skull or something that was said to be enchanted. Then there was a store with one of those poster flipper things but it was lying horizontal so I was flipping panels up and holding them over my head. At the bottom was a bunch of comics so I'm like "ooh comics" but didn't have any money.

[kode54]

Chromeo would be proud of this one I had the other day. It was ending like I was reading some furry angst comics, where these poor furry people who spoke either in romanized Japanese or in moon runes were running for their lives, as these terrible armor suited soldiers marched in, and finally as everything settled down, the armored dudes ordered the furries to "Submit". Sounds like some WH40K shit like in those 4chan posts.

[Chromeo]

I hate those. And it's clear that the Tau are the good guys in 40k anyway. I guess submitting is better than 'more dakka' though.


I dreamed I was at some cool little shop where they had loads of furry stuff for cheap prices and they had free gifts too. Man. That would be good.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

A giant man and a normal sized woman were a couple in an abusive relationship. The woman wanted to do some things, but the man was over domineering about the things he wanted. Once, she tried walking out of the relationship, but he simply bellowed, "You are staying put!" and so she stayed.

But then it turned out they were Pokémon in disguise (don't ask which; they were generic, humanoidish, quasi-robotic looking things), and during one of their fights, they ended up throwing Pokéballs at each other. The resulting mutual capture somehow reignited the romantic spark between them. As the couple embraced each other in a loving hug, we went into the thoughts of the male, who admitted that he was scared spitless about going forward with the relationship, but that he was nonetheless willing to proceed forward because he loved her so much.

Yeah, something like that.

[Tails82]

I was in the kitchen and somebody said try these anchovies, but it wasn't anchovies. It was some weird stringy thing with little tentacles that tasted gross. But I had to eat the whole can.

[little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔]

I transferred offices within my company and was working in and around Washington, DC. My first day, I was doing inspections for six different systems at one house, and Q from Star Trek was my assistant. Then when I got off work, I got horribly lost and couldn't find my way home.




I was watching a Youtube video where some fox fursuiter - I actually think he was one of our own - was trying to extract a wild fox that got stuck in an old church belltower that happened to be in his back yard. He was standing on an outer ledge, about thirty feet in the air, moving around like it was nuthin'. He got back down using a waterlogged trampoline.

[kode54]

Had another insecure dream I guess, one of those once every few months dreams that my computer is being hacked by someone, and it's doing various things under the hacker's control. Now updated with new Mac computer as the victim machine.

[Tails82]

There was a big mansion on a dark night and someone was with me going through it. Power didn't work, possibly haunted but not abandoned and in clean shape. I remember pointing out a window that had a good view of this big statue across the street but someone had planted a tree there, so we'd go up to the top of the belltower to get a better view. Then we had to break through a collapsing wall to get away from ghosts. Then it was day and there was this festival by the ocean, the entire food court was in a massive bounce house, there was a big ball pit too.

[Tails82]

I was the Doctor trying to get away from some monster, didn't get a good look at him but he was sortof like a black Chewbacca. I was in what looked like the ice mansion from Twilight Princess and trying to turn on the power to open a door while collecting stuff. Don't remember what the stuff was, just knew there were six of them from the walkthrough. I kept going in circles and one time I got hit by a spike the monster shot out, but the walkthrough says this was a scripted event. There was a spot on the wall that was cracked, well, more than cracked. It was a circular hole that I saw was the next area. First I tried to bomb the walls then thought about the skull hammer but didn't do that. What you had to do was pull out a mirror, hit the far wall on the other side and it'd teleport you into the room. In retrospect the hole was big enough to get through but, dream logic. My partners found out you could enter as a player and control the monster in this match, hold him off from attacking you so that helped, although I didn't know it. Then I was sent to a game store in the early 2000s where I complained that a lot of good games weren't out yet.

[Preventing Google Doxxing]

I carried around a gun. I killed my neighbor out of self defense. Everyone, including my neighbor's family, understood it was out of self defense and the incident was swept under the rug. The next day I had to kill someone else out of self defense again. This time the cops felt suspicious about both cases and started grilling. I felt it was a good idea to have them talk to my late neighbor's wife so they could see that I have good track record for only using a gun in self defense. Apparently she was only pretending to be cool with the fact that I killed her husband up until that point and she she testified against me. Then the cops started finding all sorts of evidence that lead them to believe that I was plotting to kill the last guy.

[Tails82]

A-HA I remembered what it was.

I was Bart Simpson and wanted by the mafia. Fat Tony thought he had to kill me to "go big" on a national level. I hid out in some house on the same street as my grandpa's but my shadow could be seen outside, after a bunch of 2nd graders passed by and the teacher noticed it.