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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jan 28, 2012 16:34:40 GMT -5
Tails is a cutie. But you need to be more hilarious. Not seen a hilarious in a while.  |
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Post by Tails82 on Apr 10, 2012 1:55:42 GMT -5
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 29, 2012 4:02:42 GMT -5
Once there was a princess named Ally
she had a cave full of gold but was missing one thing
someone to be her boyfriend
it seemed like everyone was taken
so she set about using her gold to build a robot
it took many months but it soon came to be
Ally flipped the switch
the robot was already in a relationship with the refrigerator
Princess Ally went to the cave that was once full of gold and found that it was full of socks
from a secret admirer
TO BE CONTIUNED
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 29, 2012 4:39:19 GMT -5
Princess Ally was tired as and fell asleep in the cave
when she woke up there was a note
It said, Ally is superhot and he wants to meet her
Princess Ally said yes and they went on a date
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 29, 2012 5:42:11 GMT -5
Story by Tails82
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jul 19, 2012 1:04:49 GMT -5
ATTN: TAILS82 Apparently Im meant to tell you everything about my personal life; tomorrow night Im going out. There is a work function and everyone is going to dinner. There is also going to be free unlimited drinks. There is also going to be people of the opposite sex. Ill also be seeing who is single and who did not bring a partner. Once I have had unlimited drinks Ally will turn into Pyro. Pyro will then try to hit on all the single people she is sexually attracted to. After the thing some people will probably go bar hopping. So there will be heaps of randoms there. Pyro will then hit on them if they are hot or have become hot due to drinking. Pyro will also try to hook up with these hot people. So we don't have to argue Ill save you the trouble. Drinking is wrong very wrong. Don't do it. It' bad. Counter point Jesus drank and turned water into the best wine not the cheap stuff everyone has when already drunk. So it must be the super drunk stuff that makes to drunk with one glass. And so Jesus says drinking is fine. Jesus wins. Sex is evil. Don't do it unless you're married and only then do it to make a baby and it's only missionary position, and you must not enjoy it and you must keep your eyes closed with the lights off at all times so you don't see the private parts. Counter point I'm not a churchie and those rules don't apply to me, just like NZ road rules of drivinng on the left don't apply to you. PS when I have sex I plan on doing it doggy style my first time. It's less personal that way. But apparently is so much better. |
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Post by Tails82 on Jul 19, 2012 1:28:11 GMT -5
Okay. I'll be going over there now.
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Post by Chromeo on Jul 19, 2012 6:31:12 GMT -5
Doggy is good.
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Post by Preventing Google Doxxing on Jul 19, 2012 8:43:14 GMT -5
I read the last post first and thought the spoiler included something about a dog that did something noble.
That's the first thing that should've come to my mind, right? I'm not abnormal, right?
Am I a bad person?
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Post by Chromeo on Jul 19, 2012 9:25:36 GMT -5
I think only you know the answer to that.
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Post by Tails82 on Jul 19, 2012 13:58:39 GMT -5
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jul 20, 2012 0:08:53 GMT -5
So excited about tonigh. Gonna get so wasted. The office was buzzing all day. F*** yeah niggers!
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jul 20, 2012 1:02:25 GMT -5
Im all ready to go and taxi ordered. Damn I must admit I am looking f***in hot right now. I'd totally have lesbian sex with myself.
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Post by Tails82 on Jul 20, 2012 1:04:24 GMT -5
Psh, stuff
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Post by Tails82 on Jul 20, 2012 2:15:50 GMT -5
Hmm missed this one. I am looking f***in hot right now. I'd totally have lesbian sex with myself. Take a picture it'll last longer! *eyebrows* Anyway, hope you're having fun. |
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